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Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#61 - 2016-07-18 03:24:37 UTC
Jason Galente wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
[quote=Makoto Priano] but I can detect enemies


You're actually a little too sensitive when it comes to this part. Maybe you should just leave this part to your superiors.

And you are a little too dishonorable lying coward, Jason. I know my job and you have no basis to tell me if I am doing it good or right.

All enemies of the State WILL DIE.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Nitshe Razvedka
#62 - 2016-07-18 14:16:42 UTC
I found footage of a Caldari unisex shower area.

I was going to introduce it to my Brutix. Not as efficient as I was lead to believe. Any Caldari care to explain??

Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.

Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#63 - 2016-07-18 15:00:52 UTC
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
I found footage of a Caldari unisex shower area.

I was going to introduce it to my Brutix. Not as efficient as I was lead to believe. Any Caldari care to explain??

Unisex showers have a slightly different dynamic in Gallente culture. Namely that they are not used exclusively for bathing....

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Felise Selunix
Keyholder Investment Group
#64 - 2016-07-18 17:23:40 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Unisex showers have a slightly different dynamic in Gallente culture. Namely that they are not used exclusively for bathing....


See? Now THIS is the type of marketing that helps recruit people for Naval service. If I was a joiner, this would get my attention.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#65 - 2016-07-18 22:23:22 UTC
Felise Selunix wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Unisex showers have a slightly different dynamic in Gallente culture. Namely that they are not used exclusively for bathing....


See? Now THIS is the type of marketing that helps recruit people for Naval service. If I was a joiner, this would get my attention.

Yes, we tend to use the unisex showers for torturing spies. We wouldn't want to offend them by assuming their gender... Roll

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Felise Selunix
Keyholder Investment Group
#66 - 2016-07-18 23:07:23 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Felise Selunix wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Unisex showers have a slightly different dynamic in Gallente culture. Namely that they are not used exclusively for bathing....


See? Now THIS is the type of marketing that helps recruit people for Naval service. If I was a joiner, this would get my attention.

Yes, we tend to use the unisex showers for torturing spies. We wouldn't want to offend them by assuming their gender... Roll


Unisex shower torture, eh? Exotic! You Gallenteans really know how to party! Cool
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#67 - 2016-07-18 23:44:13 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
I found footage of a Caldari unisex shower area.

I was going to introduce it to my Brutix. Not as efficient as I was lead to believe. Any Caldari care to explain??

Unisex showers have a slightly different dynamic in Gallente culture. Namely that they are not used exclusively for bathing....

Precisely why I never used them.

Morwen Lagann

CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar

Coordinator, Arataka Research Consortium

Owner, The Golden Masque
Nitshe Razvedka
#68 - 2016-07-19 03:28:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Nitshe Razvedka
Morwen Lagann wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
I found footage of a Caldari unisex shower area.

I was going to introduce it to my Brutix. Not as efficient as I was lead to believe. Any Caldari care to explain??

Unisex showers have a slightly different dynamic in Gallente culture. Namely that they are not used exclusively for bathing....

Precisely why I never used them.


What if no other facilities are offered on board!?

I think I would use them under sufferance, in the name of hygiene.

Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.

Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#69 - 2016-07-19 03:34:56 UTC
Unisex showers are everywhere in everything remotely military or is strapped for cash and resources. Why is this surprising news?

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#70 - 2016-07-19 04:56:38 UTC
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
Morwen Lagann wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
I found footage of a Caldari unisex shower area.

I was going to introduce it to my Brutix. Not as efficient as I was lead to believe. Any Caldari care to explain??

Unisex showers have a slightly different dynamic in Gallente culture. Namely that they are not used exclusively for bathing....

Precisely why I never used them.


What if no other facilities are offered on board!?

I think I would use them under sufferance, in the name of hygiene.

Please enlighten me as to why a capsuleer worth billions of ISK (or more) would ever find themselves in a situation where this would be the case, without having deliberately placed themselves there.

I have my own living quarters installed in a number of places, including several of my larger ships, on top of an actual planetside home. Why would I ever subject myself to facilities shared with complete strangers?

Morwen Lagann

CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar

Coordinator, Arataka Research Consortium

Owner, The Golden Masque
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#71 - 2016-07-19 05:33:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
Morwen Lagann wrote:
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
Morwen Lagann wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
I found footage of a Caldari unisex shower area.

I was going to introduce it to my Brutix. Not as efficient as I was lead to believe. Any Caldari care to explain??

Unisex showers have a slightly different dynamic in Gallente culture. Namely that they are not used exclusively for bathing....

Precisely why I never used them.


What if no other facilities are offered on board!?

I think I would use them under sufferance, in the name of hygiene.

Please enlighten me as to why a capsuleer worth billions of ISK (or more) would ever find themselves in a situation where this would be the case, without having deliberately placed themselves there.

I have my own living quarters installed in a number of places, including several of my larger ships, on top of an actual planetside home. Why would I ever subject myself to facilities shared with complete strangers?


I take it you have never taken a leisurely walk in public venues and then find yourself having a sudden urge to excrete.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#72 - 2016-07-19 05:50:29 UTC
If I have to relieve myself, I don't do it in a shower. Maybe you do, but I sit down and use a thing specially designed for the task. It's called a toilet.

And "public" toilets typically are situated inside stalls for privacy, or are their own self-contained, single-person facilities.

Unlike the showers being discussed.

Morwen Lagann

CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar

Coordinator, Arataka Research Consortium

Owner, The Golden Masque
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#73 - 2016-07-19 05:58:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
Morwen Lagann wrote:
If I have to relieve myself, I don't do it in a shower. Maybe you do, but I sit down and use a thing specially designed for the task. It's called a toilet.

And "public" toilets typically are situated inside stalls for privacy, or are their own self-contained, single-person facilities.

Unlike the showers being discussed.


Unfortunately, if you had a dangling bit you will be pissing beside some other dude with a barely adequate (and occasionally completely inadequate or absent) partition in between.

Also, crapping in the shower is an invitation for being beaten the heck up so nobody does that. Doesn't mean that we will always find ourselves the much-needed privacy. Heck, our clones are stark naked all the time before activation or decantation.

Not to mention there will always be the possibility (or the reality) of living with someone who is trying to make 'intruding upon someone's own privacy' a habit.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Steffanie Saissore
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#74 - 2016-07-19 06:27:46 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:


Not to mention there will always be the possibility (or the reality) of living with someone who is trying to make 'intruding upon someone's own privacy' a habit.



You see, that is generally a situation that both parties have gotten themselves into by consent.

We travel in the dark of the new moon,

A starry highway traced on the map of the sky
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#75 - 2016-07-19 06:33:52 UTC
Not to mention that if invasions of privacy occur in such a situation, then the offending party isn't going to be having the opportunity to continue doing so for much longer in most cases.

Morwen Lagann

CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar

Coordinator, Arataka Research Consortium

Owner, The Golden Masque
Nitshe Razvedka
#76 - 2016-07-19 07:53:24 UTC
Morwen Lagann wrote:
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
Morwen Lagann wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
I found footage of a Caldari unisex shower area.

I was going to introduce it to my Brutix. Not as efficient as I was lead to believe. Any Caldari care to explain??

Unisex showers have a slightly different dynamic in Gallente culture. Namely that they are not used exclusively for bathing....

Precisely why I never used them.


What if no other facilities are offered on board!?

I think I would use them under sufferance, in the name of hygiene.

Please enlighten me as to why a capsuleer worth billions of ISK (or more) would ever find themselves in a situation where this would be the case, without having deliberately placed themselves there.

I have my own living quarters installed in a number of places, including several of my larger ships, on top of an actual planetside home. Why would I ever subject myself to facilities shared with complete strangers?



The scenario is:

You are cruising in your 'gin palace' when all of a sudden you hit a unmapped feature. Your ship is ripped apart but you are lucky to be rescued by a passing Caldari Marauder.

The Caldari's are on a long patrol mission and can't just drop you off at one of you many digs.

Shower - or not to shower?

Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.

Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#77 - 2016-07-19 08:01:24 UTC
Last time I checked, I'm a capsuleer, which makes your "scenario" entirely irrelevant.

Try again.

Morwen Lagann

CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar

Coordinator, Arataka Research Consortium

Owner, The Golden Masque
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#78 - 2016-07-19 08:12:59 UTC
Steffanie Saissore wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:


Not to mention there will always be the possibility (or the reality) of living with someone who is trying to make 'intruding upon someone's own privacy' a habit.



You see, that is generally a situation that both parties have gotten themselves into by consent.


Or the other party is a dastardy scamp who knows how to hack the electronic locks.

Unfortunate for that individual, I am used to having someone walking in on me considering my upbringing and experiences with shared bathrooms (with twenty or more other persons) and faulty locks. Not to mention I had grown accustomed to five-minute showers and made that into a habit.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Nitshe Razvedka
#79 - 2016-07-19 08:14:50 UTC
Morwen Lagann wrote:
Last time I checked, I'm a capsuleer, which makes your "scenario" entirely irrelevant.

Try again.


You are out clubbing in Tama. The Caldari's are not meeting their fleet recruiting targets.

A Caldari recruiter slips a shilling in your glass, next moment you wake up on a rusty Battleship.



Shower or not to shower?

Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.

Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#80 - 2016-07-19 08:16:36 UTC
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
Morwen Lagann wrote:
Last time I checked, I'm a capsuleer, which makes your "scenario" entirely irrelevant.

Try again.


You are out clubbing in Tama. The Caldari's are not meeting their fleet recruiting targets.

A Caldari recruiter slips a shilling in your glass, next moment you wake up on a rusty Battleship.



Shower or not to shower?


I don't think she clubs. Clubbing is for plebians.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.