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The Like and Get Likes Thread, Renewed

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Slayer Liberator
Fusion Enterprises Ltd
Pandemic Horde
#7261 - 2016-06-27 08:15:55 UTC
Cory Za wrote:
Its old but ...

A caldari guy, a gallente guy, and an ammarrian girl are on a planetary shuttle when the pilot announces that they're about to go through some electrical storms. The lights go out suddenly, and then flicker back on it. A minute later, it happens again. There's a loud kissing noise, a smack, and the when the lights come back on the caldari is rubbing his cheek while the gallente fella and the ammarian lady are sat there as if nothing happened.

The caldari thinks "That gallente fella must have gone and kissed the ammarrian girl in the dark, and she's hit me instead of him!"

The amarrian thinks "That caldari fella must have tried to kiss me, kissed the gallente guy instead, and he's whacked him for it!"

The gallente is thinking "This is brilliant! The next time the lights go out I'll make another loud kissing noise and smack that Caldari son of a ***** again!"

Not the best joke I've heard but still kinda funny
Taishoku Mayaki
Feeling Cute Today
#7262 - 2016-06-27 08:55:53 UTC
Gutted that Slovakia is out, my dreams are shattered.

"Right-O, lets get undocked and see what falls off the ship"

Rudi Gaterau
Stromberg Erze GmbH
#7263 - 2016-06-27 09:32:13 UTC
Good morning Guys Big smile

@Taishoku Mayaki : Yes, that's really unfortunate. But so is the game Smile

Morgen gibts Freibier :)

Stromberg Erze GmbH

Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
EDENCOM DEFENSIVE INITIATIVE
#7264 - 2016-06-27 11:29:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Nana Skalski
Taishoku Mayaki wrote:
Gutted that Slovakia is out, my dreams are shattered.

No teams I was after won this day. :(

I wonder if there will be people in future who will rebuild or save old stuff that was made ages ago, like an Apple cellphones.

I started wondering about that when I have seen this EVE old Terran design, and thought there are some ships of this design in relic sites, but damaged. Terran old-timers anyone? Cool
Esrevid Nekkeg
Justified and Ancient
#7265 - 2016-06-27 16:24:46 UTC
Well, there are some broken (and rather large) 'Space Shuttles' in some missions. If we could salvage those, we could patch them up to fly around in something really antique...Smile

Here I used to have a sig of our old Camper in space. Now it is disregarded as being the wrong format. Looking out the window I see one thing: Nothing wrong with the format of our Camper! Silly CCP......

Kaaeliaa
Tyrannos Sunset
#7266 - 2016-06-27 16:50:58 UTC
Hello, everyone!

"Do not lift the veil. Do not show the door. Do not split the dream."

LordOdysseus
HIgh Sec Care Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#7267 - 2016-06-27 17:09:35 UTC
Kaaeliaa
Tyrannos Sunset
#7268 - 2016-06-27 17:18:29 UTC
LordOdysseus wrote:
Kaaeliaa wrote:
Hello, everyone!


Hello! Quick! Italy or Spain? Spain or Italy? P


Is this a football thing?

I'm American.

"Do not lift the veil. Do not show the door. Do not split the dream."

Esrevid Nekkeg
Justified and Ancient
#7269 - 2016-06-27 17:21:53 UTC
Spain! Cool

Here I used to have a sig of our old Camper in space. Now it is disregarded as being the wrong format. Looking out the window I see one thing: Nothing wrong with the format of our Camper! Silly CCP......

Taishoku Mayaki
Feeling Cute Today
#7270 - 2016-06-27 17:46:20 UTC
Decided to train to be a tackler, lots of training to do. Can't be bother to move on from frigates yet.

"Right-O, lets get undocked and see what falls off the ship"

Kaaeliaa
Tyrannos Sunset
#7271 - 2016-06-27 17:48:52 UTC
Taishoku Mayaki wrote:
Decided to train to be a tackler, lots of training to do. Can't be bother to move on from frigates yet.


Something something tackle me anytime... Blink

"Do not lift the veil. Do not show the door. Do not split the dream."

Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
EDENCOM DEFENSIVE INITIATIVE
#7272 - 2016-06-27 19:53:47 UTC
I have played some Hawken matches. What can I say. Game feels.... shallower than I expected.
Mechs are pretty and the gameplay is good, but its like a small sip of good beer. You would like to have more of it, more depth, more skills and abilities to unlock...
DUST was definitely something more, but without mecha. :(
If only NOVA could have at least few customizable mecha in addition to other vehicles...
Kaaeliaa
Tyrannos Sunset
#7273 - 2016-06-27 20:51:36 UTC
Nana Skalski wrote:
I have played some Hawken matches. What can I say. Game feels.... shallower than I expected.
Mechs are pretty and the gameplay is good, but its like a small sip of good beer. You would like to have more of it, more depth, more skills and abilities to unlock...
DUST was definitely something more, but without mecha. :(
If only NOVA could have at least few customizable mecha in addition to other vehicles...


I think I tried that one, a long time ago. Never was much for mecha games, though, so I can't say. I think I only remember playing MW3/4 and Heavy Gear.

"Do not lift the veil. Do not show the door. Do not split the dream."

LordOdysseus
HIgh Sec Care Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#7274 - 2016-06-27 21:16:51 UTC
Iceland Won!

Kaaeliaa wrote:
LordOdysseus wrote:
Kaaeliaa wrote:
Hello, everyone!


Hello! Quick! Italy or Spain? Spain or Italy? P


Is this a football thing?

I'm American.


Obamistan* Lol
Kaaeliaa
Tyrannos Sunset
#7275 - 2016-06-27 21:21:32 UTC
Not for too much longer, thank goodness.

"Do not lift the veil. Do not show the door. Do not split the dream."

Cory Za
Republic Military School
#7276 - 2016-06-28 01:22:53 UTC
Good morning all Big smile

"Don't be afraid to fail, be afraid to not try" - Jorym

Taishoku Mayaki
Feeling Cute Today
#7277 - 2016-06-28 06:46:54 UTC
Iceland is doing rather well, joining a fleet this weekend \o/ see if I kill anything. Also dissapointing night of exploration yesterday. Only three data sites and a ton of useless wormholes.

Morning folks o/

"Right-O, lets get undocked and see what falls off the ship"

kain cannon
Doomheim
#7278 - 2016-06-28 08:03:22 UTC
can i have some likes please :)
Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
EDENCOM DEFENSIVE INITIATIVE
#7279 - 2016-06-28 08:30:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Nana Skalski
Taishoku Mayaki
Feeling Cute Today
#7280 - 2016-06-28 10:22:21 UTC
Morning Nana, I found a couple of Combat sites as well. But I decided not to engage them in my Astero as I have no idea how to gauge the combat site difficulty. I have recently learnt how to identify Wormholes however.

Cheers for the video however, it had some generally useful tips.

"Right-O, lets get undocked and see what falls off the ship"