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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#41 - 2016-06-15 19:33:47 UTC
Dom Arkaral wrote:
Bumblefck wrote:
Dom Arkaral wrote:
Don't be a Freddy
God I love that pic Lol
/me puts some salt on the wound



I thought you said you were done Straight

I didn't promise I'd stay away...
And well it's Fred, I had to shut him down (again) Lol

Reminds me of a clingy ex gf yay for stalkers...

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Dom Arkaral
Bannheim
Cuttlefish Collective
#42 - 2016-06-15 20:19:44 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Dom Arkaral wrote:
Bumblefck wrote:
Dom Arkaral wrote:
Don't be a Freddy
God I love that pic Lol
/me puts some salt on the wound



I thought you said you were done Straight

I didn't promise I'd stay away...
And well it's Fred, I had to shut him down (again) Lol

Reminds me of a clingy ex gf yay for stalkers...

Does that mean you don't want me to join? Lol

Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester.

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Brokk Witgenstein
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#43 - 2016-06-17 23:17:58 UTC
I too was graced by Mr. James' bulkmail spam.

I like the concept - the formatting could use some work but it has just the right amount of 'lolwut' to make me and everyone else I forwarded it to crack a smile. I'd rate on overall 7/10.

Some constructive criticism: it'd be nice if the mail had a more personal touch, for example by listing what was reported, where these transgressions happened and, if it's not too much to ask, also a short resume on the agents involved. You know ... put some effort in it?

Thank you.
Nofear Alt
Forum Alts Anonymous
#44 - 2016-06-18 17:25:25 UTC
Lan Wang wrote:
Dear James 315,

Im very sorry to hear that one of your "Elite PvP" members has started crying because of me, it makes me sad as i thought we were friends, well it seems we can no longer be friends, can you please detail the events leading up to this wrong doing and give a full detailed explanation on what the issue is with myself?

I have attached the standard butthurt form for you to fill out, if you or your members do not posess the braincells to work out how to complete the form please reply back and i can offer assistance on this matter.

We really want to get to the bottom of this for you, and we would not want to destroy that stellar killboard efficiency you have of a whopping 94% it sounds really nice.

Please also gather all the tears your member is having, maybe do one of those silly little soundcloud things you do?

Thank you for your time and any problems please do not hesitate to contact myself or my superiors.

Lan Wang

Report Form: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-y-6PiGxOaHY/Uk7NlFsxaRI/AAAAAAAAA18/N5nLE78MPo0/s1600/eve+ccp+butthurt+form.gif


Makes me want to join up with you guys! Love your style :-)

Alt and proud
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