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Lan Wang
Princess Aiko Hold My Hand
Safety. Net
#1 - 2016-06-13 18:48:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Lan Wang
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COMPLIMENTARY CODE. WARDEC WARNING

Greetings! In 48 hours, you will be wardecced by the CODE. alliance. This EVEmail contains important information for you and your alliance as you prepare for our upcoming war, and instructions on how to prevent it, should you desire to do so.

WHO WE ARE

CODE. is an elite PvP alliance. As you can see from the API-verified zKillboard statistics (links below), our alliance has a greater than 96% isk efficiency rating and has inflicted over 30 trillion isk in damages against enemies like you. zKillboard ranks CODE. as one of the top 10 alliances in EVE. One of CODE.'s corporations, The Conference Elite, is ranked as one of the top 5 corporations in EVE. The Conference Elite's former CEO, loyalanon, is ranked as the all-time #1 PvP'er in the game, though he was permanently banned from EVE for reasons which are beyond the scope of this EVEmail.

https://zkillboard.com/alliance/99002775/
https://zkillboard.com/ranks/recent/killers/
https://zkillboard.com/character/1941616627/

WHY YOU WERE WARDECCED

CODE. has no particular problem with your alliance. The sole reason for the wardec was the insulting and disrespectful behavior of one of your alliance's members, Lan Wang. That member's misconduct was reported by a member of CODE. If you remove the offending member from your alliance, further conflict with CODE. will not be necessary.

We understand that if a member has roles, it will take a minimum of 24 hours for you to expel them. That's why we sent you this 48 hour notice, which should be sufficient time for you to act. If you decide not to expel the offending member, war will be declared and your alliance will become the focus of CODE.'s attention for the indefinite future.

Thank you and have a wonderful day.

James 315
Executor of CODE.
Father of the New Order
Saviour of Highsec

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*
Lan Wang
Princess Aiko Hold My Hand
Safety. Net
#2 - 2016-06-13 18:48:36 UTC
Dear James 315,

Im very sorry to hear that one of your "Elite PvP" members has started crying because of me, it makes me sad as i thought we were friends, well it seems we can no longer be friends, can you please detail the events leading up to this wrong doing and give a full detailed explanation on what the issue is with myself?

I have attached the standard butthurt form for you to fill out, if you or your members do not posess the braincells to work out how to complete the form please reply back and i can offer assistance on this matter.

We really want to get to the bottom of this for you, and we would not want to destroy that stellar killboard efficiency you have of a whopping 94% it sounds really nice.

Please also gather all the tears your member is having, maybe do one of those silly little soundcloud things you do?

Thank you for your time and any problems please do not hesitate to contact myself or my superiors.

Lan Wang

Report Form: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-y-6PiGxOaHY/Uk7NlFsxaRI/AAAAAAAAA18/N5nLE78MPo0/s1600/eve+ccp+butthurt+form.gif

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#3 - 2016-06-13 18:52:53 UTC
Hahahaha, james trying to be feyd.

Thats adorable.

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Exaido
Fire Over Light
Astral Alliance
#4 - 2016-06-13 19:17:03 UTC
Does James315 still play Eve?
Badman Lasermouse
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps
#5 - 2016-06-13 19:23:19 UTC
We will defend Lan Wang to the last man. Our mining operations will continue at maximum capacity. Our Procurers will blot out the sun!

-Badman
Lan Wang
Princess Aiko Hold My Hand
Safety. Net
#6 - 2016-06-13 19:51:26 UTC
Badman Lasermouse wrote:
We will defend Lan Wang to the last man. Our mining operations will continue at maximum capacity. Our Procurers will blot out the sun!


best ship in eve, friendship Cool

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#7 - 2016-06-13 20:24:50 UTC
Badman Lasermouse wrote:
We will defend Lan Wang to the last man. Our mining operations will continue at maximum capacity. Our Procurers will blot out the sun!

I can attest to the resilience of skiffs and procurers now, and correction your drones will blot out the sun BRO!!

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Crinnfika
Doomheim
#8 - 2016-06-13 23:43:58 UTC
Badman Lasermouse wrote:
Our Procurers will blot out the sun!

Procurer fleets are the new PvP meta.
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#9 - 2016-06-14 00:45:53 UTC
Crinnfika wrote:
Procurer fleets are the new PvP meta.



I've always wanted to see a Procurer/Skiff battle fleet.

It would be..........legendary.

Dem drone buffs....

Twisted

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
Crinnfika
Doomheim
#10 - 2016-06-14 02:27:17 UTC
Mike Adoulin wrote:
Crinnfika wrote:
Procurer fleets are the new PvP meta.



I've always wanted to see a Procurer/Skiff battle fleet.

It would be..........legendary.

Dem drone buffs....

Twisted


shield RR in the high, tank and ewar in the mids, drone stuff in the lows. Use speed fit ventures for tackle, and Noctis for neuting.
Dracvlad
Taishi Combine
Astral Alliance
#11 - 2016-06-14 06:42:28 UTC
Thanks for posting that, I had a fit of giggles over it....

When the going gets tough the Gankers get their CSM rep to change mechanics in their favour.

Blocked: Teckos Pech, Sonya Corvinus, baltec1, Shae Tadaruwa, Wander Prian, Daichi Yamato, Jonah Gravenstein, Merin Ryskin, Linus Gorp
Jasmine Deer
Perkone
Caldari State
#12 - 2016-06-14 13:28:14 UTC
I had a lol at the reference to loyalanon.

It reads like "We have the number one PvP player in the game , um , but I guess you don't need to worry about him anymore seeing as how he has been permabanned"
Dom Arkaral
Bannheim
Cuttlefish Collective
#13 - 2016-06-14 13:32:57 UTC
You got decced by CODE.
Like about 1000 before you... and you make a post about it..
Seems like the Code won again Lol

Inb4 people say I shiptoast on this shipthread

Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester.

Broadcast 4 Reps -- YOU ARE NOT ALONE, EVER

Instigator of the First ISD Thunderdome

CCL Loyalist
Lan Wang
Princess Aiko Hold My Hand
Safety. Net
#14 - 2016-06-14 13:39:20 UTC
Dom Arkaral wrote:
You got decced by CODE.
Like about 1000 before you... and you make a post about it..
Seems like the Code won again Lol

Inb4 people say I shiptoast on this shipthread


Dom! are you the secret code agent that i upset as you sound salty Lol

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*
Crinnfika
Doomheim
#15 - 2016-06-14 13:43:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Crinnfika
Dom Arkaral wrote:
You got decced by CODE.
Like about 1000 before you... and you make a post about it..
Seems like the Code won again Lol

Inb4 people say I shiptoast on this shipthread


Wait CODE actually decs now? Last I saw CODE is afraid of having all their expensive catalysts blown up.
Lord Razpataz
Devils Rejects 666
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
#16 - 2016-06-14 13:50:36 UTC
There's been alot of those mails sent out, with no result, no decs or anything.
Empty threats :)

And Dom.. if you read this, please check facts. You are constantly making a fool of yourself.
Dom Arkaral
Bannheim
Cuttlefish Collective
#17 - 2016-06-14 13:56:33 UTC
Lord Razpataz wrote:
There's been alot of those mails sent out, with no result, no decs or anything.
Empty threats :)

And Dom.. if you read this, please check facts. You are constantly making a fool of yourself.

The only fact here is that CODE. decs people with or without reason, just like most of the major dec corps.

And Raz.. people can think what they want of me, it's not like I cared lmao
After all, it's just a game ;)

Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester.

Broadcast 4 Reps -- YOU ARE NOT ALONE, EVER

Instigator of the First ISD Thunderdome

CCL Loyalist
Lord Razpataz
Devils Rejects 666
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
#18 - 2016-06-14 13:59:47 UTC
Dom Arkaral wrote:
Lord Razpataz wrote:
There's been alot of those mails sent out, with no result, no decs or anything.
Empty threats :)

And Dom.. if you read this, please check facts. You are constantly making a fool of yourself.

The only fact here is that CODE. decs people with or without reason, just like most of the major dec corps.

And Raz.. people can think what they want of me, it's not like I cared lmao
After all, it's just a game ;)


No, the fact is that FETID dec'd code, not the other way around.
Yeah its a game, but twisting facts that are on a public record is stupid and foolish.
Even if its a game Big smile
Dom Arkaral
Bannheim
Cuttlefish Collective
#19 - 2016-06-14 13:59:57 UTC
Lan Wang wrote:
Dom Arkaral wrote:
You got decced by CODE.
Like about 1000 before you... and you make a post about it..
Seems like the Code won again Lol

Inb4 people say I shiptoast on this shipthread


Dom! are you the secret code agent that i upset as you sound salty Lol

You see salt where there is none lol
Unless you're a white knight.. then you see salt everywhere :P

Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester.

Broadcast 4 Reps -- YOU ARE NOT ALONE, EVER

Instigator of the First ISD Thunderdome

CCL Loyalist
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#20 - 2016-06-14 14:04:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Ralph King-Griffin
Dom Arkaral wrote:
Lord Razpataz wrote:
There's been alot of those mails sent out, with no result, no decs or anything.
Empty threats :)

And Dom.. if you read this, please check facts. You are constantly making a fool of yourself.

The only fact here is that CODE. decs people with or without reason, just like most of the major dec corps.

And Raz.. people can think what they want of me, it's not like I cared lmao
After all, it's just a game ;)

NoooooO,
Code decs carefully, james has been sending these out enmass for about a week now and
only pushed the button on like two * of the entities dispite (and i know this for a fact) non compliance with the demands.
These are definitly empty threats.

*last i checked.

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