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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Persephone Norman
#12561 - 2016-05-17 01:06:30 UTC
ASSASSIN!!!1
*pew pew pew*
*ducks behind bed*
*pewpewpewpewpew*
Lasisha Mishi
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#12562 - 2016-05-17 13:58:23 UTC
STOP FIRING
if you didn't like the dress you could have said so!
*runs from room*
Lea-Marie 'Teacup' Chancel
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#12563 - 2016-05-17 13:59:46 UTC
Yeah, sometimes I feel like that too when the overnight pad slipped.
Persephone Norman
#12564 - 2016-05-17 21:57:10 UTC
Oh, good. I was worried you'd look unrecognizable in the morning. I guess I could have had a few more rounds after all...
Lasisha Mishi
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#12565 - 2016-05-19 19:47:30 UTC
a few more rounds? please tell me you don't mean more rounds in your gun X.x
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#12566 - 2016-05-19 20:52:23 UTC
Hey. Morning. Same time next week?

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
Faulker Gath'nor
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#12567 - 2016-05-21 21:27:06 UTC
There are all sorts of toys here... perhaps a blade will suit your taste? If not that, then something else that penetrates deeply?
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#12568 - 2016-05-22 13:32:44 UTC
Being shot at doesn't turn me on, if that's what you're getting at...

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
Lunarisse Aspenstar
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#12569 - 2016-06-06 14:58:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Lunarisse Aspenstar
Well.. *she says slowly* I must have had a lot to drink because I don't usually swing that way.

*she smiles brightly* Have some coffee and croissants and let's chat?
Persephone Norman
#12570 - 2016-06-10 09:43:57 UTC
You look just enough like me that I'm slightly concerned I might be a narcissist...
Falken Falcon
#12571 - 2016-06-13 11:14:25 UTC
Were you just shooting at something?

Dont stop

Aye, Sea Turtles
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#12572 - 2016-06-14 06:01:52 UTC
Continue.

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!
Taishoku Mayaki
Feeling Cute Today
#12573 - 2016-06-19 17:14:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Taishoku Mayaki
They fake? Or is gravity a lot higher in your pod?

"Right-O, lets get undocked and see what falls off the ship"
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#12574 - 2016-06-23 17:12:02 UTC
Hey, uh. Wow. We're in my bed, or...
Uh, do you want anything?

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
Slayer Liberator
Fusion Enterprises Ltd
Pandemic Horde
#12575 - 2016-06-27 08:12:07 UTC
Neph wrote:
Hey, uh. Wow. We're in my bed, or...
Uh, do you want anything?

How long were you there *draws and charges ion pistol and aims at head*
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#12576 - 2016-06-28 01:31:29 UTC
*Slowly raises hands, then violently grabs the barrel away, pulling it and Slayer towards her. She headbutts Slayer and kicks the covers off her legs he staggers backwards, the gun now in her possession. She punches him in the jaw and slips into the combat boots beside the bed. She crushes his groin with her heel, decharges the pistol, slips it onto her belt, and walks out of the room, indicating with a grunt which direction the jump cloning bay is.*

I'm really starting to hate this guy.

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
Slayer Liberator
Fusion Enterprises Ltd
Pandemic Horde
#12577 - 2016-06-28 07:48:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Slayer Liberator
Neph wrote:
*Slowly raises hands, then violently grabs the barrel away, pulling it and Slayer towards her. She headbutts Slayer and kicks the covers off her legs he staggers backwards, the gun now in her possession. She punches him in the jaw and slips into the combat boots beside the bed. She crushes his groin with her heel, decharges the pistol, slips it onto her belt, and walks out of the room, indicating with a grunt which direction the jump cloning bay is.*

I'm really starting to hate this guy.

Slayer Jumps up thanks to his combat nanites and activates the defense systems installed in and around his quarters then activates the tracking mechanism on ion pistol and activates a small emp burst in that area then activated a area lockdown and walked up to her and extended his hand and said "sorry about the lockdown and the emp but I didn't want you getting away before we were introduced.I mean you no harm and was just startled you can call me Slayer Liberator what's your name?"
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#12578 - 2016-06-28 12:42:09 UTC
Slayer Liberator wrote:
Neph wrote:
*Slowly raises hands, then violently grabs the barrel away, pulling it and Slayer towards her. She headbutts Slayer and kicks the covers off her legs he staggers backwards, the gun now in her possession. She punches him in the jaw and slips into the combat boots beside the bed. She crushes his groin with her heel, decharges the pistol, slips it onto her belt, and walks out of the room, indicating with a grunt which direction the jump cloning bay is.*

I'm really starting to hate this guy.

Slayer Jumps up thanks to his combat nanites and activates the defense systems installed in and around his quarters then activates the tracking mechanism on ion pistol and activates a small emp burst in that area then activated a area lockdown and walked up to her and extended his hand and said "sorry about the lockdown and the emp but I didn't want you getting away before we were introduced.I mean you no harm and was just startled you can call me Slayer Liberator what's your name?"


No, **** you, **** this. **** off.

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
Slayer Liberator
Fusion Enterprises Ltd
Pandemic Horde
#12579 - 2016-06-28 19:09:37 UTC
Neph wrote:
Slayer Liberator wrote:
Neph wrote:
*Slowly raises hands, then violently grabs the barrel away, pulling it and Slayer towards her. She headbutts Slayer and kicks the covers off her legs he staggers backwards, the gun now in her possession. She punches him in the jaw and slips into the combat boots beside the bed. She crushes his groin with her heel, decharges the pistol, slips it onto her belt, and walks out of the room, indicating with a grunt which direction the jump cloning bay is.*

I'm really starting to hate this guy.

Slayer Jumps up thanks to his combat nanites and activates the defense systems installed in and around his quarters then activates the tracking mechanism on ion pistol and activates a small emp burst in that area then activated a area lockdown and walked up to her and extended his hand and said "sorry about the lockdown and the emp but I didn't want you getting away before we were introduced.I mean you no harm and was just startled you can call me Slayer Liberator what's your name?"


No, **** you, **** this. **** off.

Puts his hand down and turns around and says "you're free to go bye" and disables the lockdown and walks back to his quarters
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#12580 - 2016-06-28 19:23:07 UTC
Slayer Liberator wrote:
Neph wrote:
Slayer Liberator wrote:
Neph wrote:
*Slowly raises hands, then violently grabs the barrel away, pulling it and Slayer towards her. She headbutts Slayer and kicks the covers off her legs he staggers backwards, the gun now in her possession. She punches him in the jaw and slips into the combat boots beside the bed. She crushes his groin with her heel, decharges the pistol, slips it onto her belt, and walks out of the room, indicating with a grunt which direction the jump cloning bay is.*

I'm really starting to hate this guy.

Slayer Jumps up thanks to his combat nanites and activates the defense systems installed in and around his quarters then activates the tracking mechanism on ion pistol and activates a small emp burst in that area then activated a area lockdown and walked up to her and extended his hand and said "sorry about the lockdown and the emp but I didn't want you getting away before we were introduced.I mean you no harm and was just startled you can call me Slayer Liberator what's your name?"


No, **** you, **** this. **** off.

Puts his hand down and turns around and says "you're free to go bye" and disables the lockdown and walks back to his quarters


Tajaka, raskaa tamoyi bakagitu!

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka