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What is the avatar above you thinking?

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Astrid Stjerna
Sebiestor Tribe
#1201 - 2012-01-13 18:19:04 UTC
Seljuk Mahinda wrote:
...UNLESS IT'S A FARM


After decades of investigation into the children's song known as 'Old McDonald's Farm', scientists have determined that 'E-I-E-I-O' is, in fact, a gross misspelling of the word 'Farm'.

I can't get rid of my darn signature!  Oh, wait....
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#1202 - 2012-01-13 18:43:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Zimmy Zeta
@ Astrid:

"So...I had this terrible burn scar on my cheek since I was little...and then, I , like, went to the tattoo parlor...yeah.
And then I asked this guy, a brutor, ...I asked him if he could make me a tattoo...a tattoo to cover the ugly disfiguring spot in my face....
And, when he , like, had finished, that son of a b***h had made a tattoo all over my face. ...screw him...screw him hard...."


edit:
this sounded a lot funnier in my head before i wrote it down.....Ugh

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Ursula LeGuinn
Perkone
Caldari State
#1203 - 2012-01-13 19:19:06 UTC
@Zimmy Zeta

Dear Diary: My life is spiraling downward, it's a turgid abyss of inky blackness STABBY RIP STAB STAB.

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Rose Valley
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1204 - 2012-01-13 20:56:43 UTC
@Ursula LeGuinn

"Why so serious?"... "Let's put a smile on that face!" Big smile
Mr Kidd
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1205 - 2012-01-14 02:55:48 UTC
@Rose Valley

"Yes I can suck the chrome off a tail pipe!"

Don't ban me, bro!
Alpheias
Tactical Farmers.
Pandemic Horde
#1206 - 2012-01-14 03:17:09 UTC
@Mr Kidd

"I'd tap that ass"

Agent of Chaos, Sower of Discord.

Don't talk to me unless you are IQ verified and certified with three references from non-family members. Please have your certificate of authenticity on hand.
Atticus Fynch
#1207 - 2012-01-14 05:23:02 UTC
@Alpheias

"I will destroy you!!!"

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Mars Theran
Foreign Interloper
#1208 - 2012-01-14 05:25:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Mars Theran
@Atticus Finch

I am a candle, bright and white
and you can see, my inner light
why so bright, white light?

edit: ..maybe that's just your background thinking.
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Nisa Darksoul
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#1209 - 2012-01-14 07:14:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Nisa Darksoul
@ Mars Theran

"Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword!"
Halete
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1210 - 2012-01-14 16:51:00 UTC
That's right, sleep... Sleep. Sleep so that I may suck the sweet mercury from your veins.

"To know the true path, but yet, to never follow it. That is possibly the gravest sin" - The Scriptures, Book of Missions 13:21
Lina Alar
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#1211 - 2012-01-14 22:17:59 UTC
[Halete] That guy said he'd double my ISK, I'm still waiting.

An explanation of Eve socialization: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTbgvYPVdXE

Lick with your main™
Rose Valley
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1212 - 2012-01-14 22:27:40 UTC
@Lina Alar

"I was expecting so much more from those 1400mm guns - perhaps fast and steady Autocannons will have to do..."

Blink
Fawcks
Doomheim
#1213 - 2012-01-15 02:36:10 UTC
Suddenly red, thousands of them.
John Mort
Mort Family Constructions
#1214 - 2012-01-15 03:00:28 UTC
@fawcks. I just banged your wife. And she swallowed
N'maro Makari
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#1215 - 2012-01-15 03:09:26 UTC
John Mort wrote:
@fawcks. I just banged your wife. And she swallowed


With this brow over my eyes I cant even see, how am I suposed to fight?

**Vherokior **
Mr Kidd
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1216 - 2012-01-15 04:07:17 UTC
@N'maro
"Where's my money muthaf*cker?!?"

Don't ban me, bro!
DelBoy Trades
Trotter Independent Traders.
Stealth Alliance
#1217 - 2012-01-15 04:08:38 UTC  |  Edited by: DelBoy Trades
@ Mr Kidd "God damn I'm allergic to something"

Damn nature, you scary!
Anderron Shi
Perkone
Caldari State
#1218 - 2012-01-15 04:16:05 UTC
DelBoy Trades wrote:
@ Mr Kidd "God damn I'm allergic to something"

"fried interface figures are looking up in Jita."

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ASadOldGit
Doomheim
#1219 - 2012-01-15 04:44:40 UTC  |  Edited by: ASadOldGit
@Anderron Shi
"Hmm, I wonder if it's overkill to smart-bomb that cockroach?"

Edit: Dammit - he changed his fricken avatar after I posted!

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Midnight Apocalypse
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1220 - 2012-01-15 23:16:00 UTC
@ASadOldGit

"I'm seriously constipated and this one's going to tear me."