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Weekly TL;DR Temporarily on Hiatus

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Jason Galente
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2016-06-07 21:28:29 UTC
Hello everyone, haven't been feeling myself lately so I'm going to be taking a temporary break from the weekly TL;DR to let my autism stores recover. I may every once and a while report on something particularly funny, but for now don't expect a weekly broadcast.

Sowwy,

Jason

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost

Ibrahim Tash-Murkon
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#2 - 2016-06-07 21:31:51 UTC
TL;DNW

"I give you the destiny of Faith, and you will bring its message to every planet of every star in the heavens: Go forth, conquer in my Name, and reclaim that which I have given." - Book of Reclaiming 22:13

Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#3 - 2016-06-07 21:46:37 UTC
Enjoy your break!
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#4 - 2016-06-07 22:54:37 UTC
No! This is completely unacceptable. Get back here and be funny THIS INSTANT!

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Karmilla Strife
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#5 - 2016-06-07 23:47:20 UTC
Nobody likes a quitter.
Jason Galente
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2016-06-08 01:29:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Jason Galente
((Lag-enduced double post :L))

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost

Jason Galente
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2016-06-08 01:31:27 UTC
Karmilla Strife wrote:
Nobody likes a quitter.



Just taking a break.

Besides, I don't owe you anything, and it's pretty entitled of you to think that I do.

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost

Karina Ivanovich
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2016-06-08 01:45:32 UTC
TL;DR!

Flash! Flash! Flash! Jason Galente on temporary hiatus! Will Return Shortly!

Please remain calm. Mr. Galente is feeling slightly under the weather and will be taking some much needed leave on a private resort. He is very sorry that TL;DR is not airing this week. But he asks for your well wishes and understanding. Donations to Mr. Galente are still being accepted.

-Karina Ivanovich Public Relations TL;DR

Some call me insane. If the universe is sane, then I embrace that label.

Slayer Liberator
Fusion Enterprises Ltd
Pandemic Horde
#9 - 2016-06-21 16:39:12 UTC
Jason Galente wrote:
Karmilla Strife wrote:
Nobody likes a quitter.



Just taking a break.

Besides, I don't owe you anything, and it's pretty entitled of you to think that I do.

Yes you do you owe all of us a weekly TL;DR
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#10 - 2016-06-21 17:23:19 UTC
TL:DR

Some people posted on the IGS. This made several people angry.

Some other people didn't post on the IGS. This made several people angry.

Serpentis might be up to something. But then again, who isn't ?

Current status of the Gallente Federation: Not Destroyed

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.

Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#11 - 2016-06-21 17:45:49 UTC
Valerie Valate wrote:
TL:DR

Some people posted on the IGS. This made several people angry.

Some other people didn't post on the IGS. This made several people angry.

Serpentis might be up to something. But then again, who isn't ?

Current status of the Gallente Federation: Not Destroyed


You forgot the minmatar victory and all that.
Moonacre Parmala
State War Academy
Caldari State
#12 - 2016-07-04 07:15:52 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:
Valerie Valate wrote:
TL:DR

Some people posted on the IGS. This made several people angry.

Some other people didn't post on the IGS. This made several people angry.

Serpentis might be up to something. But then again, who isn't ? (This made several people angry)

Current status of the Gallente Federation: Not Destroyed (This made several people angry)


You forgot the minmatar victory and all that.


And that Jason Galente was taking an unauthorised and totally unacceptable leave of absence!!!!!! and that this made several people angry

Law Number III: There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.

Law Number VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.

Law Number XXXVIII: The early bird gets the worm. The early worm....gets eaten.

If in doubt , SHOOT !

Yarosara Ruil
#13 - 2016-07-04 08:43:53 UTC
Being an Hordie has taken its toll on poor Mister Gallente. It has drained him of his will to TL:DR!

So sad. So tragic. So savage.
Moonacre Parmala
State War Academy
Caldari State
#14 - 2016-07-06 04:46:45 UTC
Yarosara Ruil wrote:
Being an Hordie has taken its toll on poor Mister Gallente. It has drained him of his will to TL:DR!

So sad. So tragic. So savage.


has he TL:DR his own TL:DR?

did he get caught in his own infinity loop?

Law Number III: There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.

Law Number VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.

Law Number XXXVIII: The early bird gets the worm. The early worm....gets eaten.

If in doubt , SHOOT !

Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#15 - 2016-07-06 16:43:18 UTC
Moonacre Parmala wrote:
Deitra Vess wrote:
Valerie Valate wrote:
TL:DR

Some people posted on the IGS. This made several people angry.

Some other people didn't post on the IGS. This made several people angry.

Serpentis might be up to something. But then again, who isn't ? (This made several people angry)

Current status of the Gallente Federation: Not Destroyed (This made several people angry)


You forgot the minmatar victory and all that.


And that Jason Galente was taking an unauthorised and totally unacceptable leave of absence!!!!!! and that this made several people angry


Well, I suppose that might have been covered under "Some other people didn't post on the IGS.", but I can appreciate how some people might say that it would deserve to be specifically mentioned.

And I think some people were already angry, and that Jason's absence would merely be a convenient excuse to disguise their angryness.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.

Jason Galente
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2016-07-06 23:17:39 UTC
Why are you people still commenting on this thread

Go away

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost

Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#17 - 2016-07-07 01:18:38 UTC
Jason Galente wrote:
Why are you people still commenting on this thread

Go away

NO! GIVE US NEWS! ENTERTAIN US!

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Moonacre Parmala
State War Academy
Caldari State
#18 - 2016-07-07 04:36:36 UTC
Valerie Valate wrote:


Well, I suppose that might have been covered under "Some other people didn't post on the IGS.", but I can appreciate how some people might say that it would deserve to be specifically mentioned.

And I think some people were already angry, and that Jason's absence would merely be a convenient excuse to disguise their angryness.


Jason Galente wrote:

Why are you people still commenting on this thread

Go away


I'm pretty sure Jason is angry. Perhaps he should vent using TL;DR perhaps air some of grievances.....

Law Number III: There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.

Law Number VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.

Law Number XXXVIII: The early bird gets the worm. The early worm....gets eaten.

If in doubt , SHOOT !