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Master Sergeant MacRobert
Red Sky Morning
The Amarr Militia.
#1 - 2016-05-30 13:46:38 UTC
A Militia Dessie warps into a small facility and asks for some pew pew..
The WT Dessie warps out.
"What did I do wrong?" asks the Militia Dessie.
"It's the harvest, I ain't into your pew pew come on's".
"C'mon baby I ain't firing no blanks".
"I already had an explosion don't need another one".
"Don't make me beg, CCP put it on a plate for me"
"This is the place for LP pleasure, you're the wrong type".
"I ain't got no other place to go get it quick"
"You need to setup a dating service to find your mate. Only way you get it 'round here is force it"
"I can't even do it to myself for a quick thrill".
"Get a friend to bat the other way for you".
"I'll go over to pew pew central. They'll give me more than I can handle".
"If you like it that way. It might only be a couple of seconds for you".
"No change there".

"Remedy this situation or you shall live out the rest of your life in a pain amplifier"
eddie valvetino
Bi-Polar Bears
#2 - 2016-05-30 14:20:27 UTC  |  Edited by: eddie valvetino
Master Sergeant MacRobert wrote:
A Militia Dessie warps into a small facility and asks for some pew pew..
The WT Dessie warps out.
"What did I do wrong?" asks the Militia Dessie.
"It's the harvest, I ain't into your pew pew come on's".
"C'mon baby I ain't firing no blanks".
"I already had an explosion don't need another one".
"Don't make me beg, CCP put it on a plate for me"
"This is the place for LP pleasure, you're the wrong type".
"I ain't got no other place to go get it quick"
"You need to setup a dating service to find your mate. Only way you get it 'round here is force it"
"I can't even do it to myself for a quick thrill".
"Get a friend to bat the other way for you".
"I'll go over to pew pew central. They'll give me more than I can handle".
"If you like it that way. It might only be a couple of seconds for you".
"No change there".


1st

and wft are you going on about?

p.s. there are better Dune quotes too
Aves Asio
#3 - 2016-05-30 21:16:01 UTC
From google translate: Minmatar milita pilots dont want to fight unless they have a blob.
eddie valvetino
Bi-Polar Bears
#4 - 2016-05-31 10:49:49 UTC
Aves Asio wrote:
From google translate: Minmatar milita pilots dont want to fight unless they have a blob.


You can in fairness, exchange the word Minmater, for...

Caldari
Amarr
Gallente

or two words

Almost All
X Gallentius
Black Eagle1
#5 - 2016-05-31 21:40:06 UTC
I call your OMS/Tama/Oulley Gate Camp and raise you our Battleclinic Rating (does it even exist any more?).

Shouldn't you say "exchange the word Minmatar for the corp name of any low sec gate camping pirate corp" instead?

I guess we're all better than null sec blobs, so there's that.
Nameira Vanis-Tor
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2016-06-01 11:48:02 UTC
If I come back to militia we can have some fun...Smile

Are Min Mil still using Jamming Thrashers?
Master Sergeant MacRobert
Red Sky Morning
The Amarr Militia.
#7 - 2016-08-05 12:45:12 UTC
eddie valvetino wrote:


p.s. there are better Dune quotes too


Prove it

"Remedy this situation or you shall live out the rest of your life in a pain amplifier"
Master Sergeant MacRobert
Red Sky Morning
The Amarr Militia.
#8 - 2016-08-05 12:47:02 UTC
Nameira Vanis-Tor wrote:
If I come back to militia we can have some fun...Smile

Are Min Mil still using Jamming Thrashers?


I've had a couple of months off Nam. Will see you around if you have time to login. Happy to exchange salvo's with you sometime.

I guess you can answer yer own question now that you're in U'K!

What are MinMil doing to fight the boredom? I hear that Amarr Militia peaks at around 40 in Militia chat.

"Remedy this situation or you shall live out the rest of your life in a pain amplifier"
Master Sergeant MacRobert
Red Sky Morning
The Amarr Militia.
#9 - 2016-08-05 12:55:01 UTC
and regarding the original post ... it was mere comment to reflect the failing that remains on the FW model and design.... vague as it was.


There continues to be a need to encourage long term FW play (Militia Career path) that simply does not exist right now.


The FW WZ could easily be worked to encourage longer term commitment and accommodate more play styles by giving them real rewards (no I don't mean by adding more LP) to their time consuming work.

Give us some FW Balancing Work!!!!!


...Sooooo "A Bloodraider walks into a Bar..." .. .. ..

complete the sentence .. .. .. .. .. .. best gets my limited edition Quafe Y113 Eve in game top, if it does not sell on auction (in Sakht).


"Remedy this situation or you shall live out the rest of your life in a pain amplifier"
Solecist Project
#10 - 2016-08-06 08:52:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Solecist Project
Master Sergeant MacRobert wrote:

"What did I do wrong?" asks the Militia Dessie.
"Don't make me beg..."
"This is the place for ... pleasure, you're the wrong type".
"I ain't got no other place to go get it quick"
"You need to setup a dating service to find your mate. Only way you get it 'round here is force it"
"I can't even do it to myself for a quick thrill".
"Get a friend to bat the other way for you".
"If you like it that way. It might only be a couple of seconds for you".


Can't be the only one who noticed the hidden innurendoh.


Anyhow, in the history of the game never did higher rewards encourage the scared.
Those who identify with their achievements/wallets would never risk it.
Not every problem can be solved by throwing more money at it.
The fact that loss is a possibility means people will refuse.
The issue is a clash between mentalities.
Replace the players instead.
Force out the scared ones.
Bring in the daring ones.
Then regret it.

^_^

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia