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[MERC] ARCHETYPE

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Kaely Tanniss
Black Lotus Society.
#621 - 2016-05-11 05:21:25 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
At Atype we believe in whoring ourselves out for your cause whatever citadel Street corner it is, we are not cheap whores but we get the job done no matter what the position. Whether it'd be supplying protection to a gang of be drillers (miners) Saving your space stick (POS), or disco dancing to save your strip club palace in the heavens (citedal). Whatever the cause hire Atype we bring the right equipment for the job.


Can confirm Saeger is a whore. Not the dirty kind..but the kind who will do you right and call you the next day for more. Blink

HIRE ARCHETYPE

If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it..
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#622 - 2016-05-11 17:52:47 UTC
Kaely Tanniss wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
At Atype we believe in whoring ourselves out for your cause whatever citadel Street corner it is, we are not cheap whores but we get the job done no matter what the position. Whether it'd be supplying protection to a gang of be drillers (miners) Saving your space stick (POS), or disco dancing to save your strip club palace in the heavens (citedal). Whatever the cause hire Atype we bring the right equipment for the job.


Can confirm Saeger is a whore. Not the dirty kind..but the kind who will do you right and call you the next day for more. Blink

HIRE ARCHETYPE

I think I'm really both kinds of whores lol.

But anywho, Hire Atype we make enemies go boom so you don't have to.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#623 - 2016-05-16 16:59:59 UTC
Are you tired of being forced to mine in crowded belts, tired of sharing space with other folks, tired of looking out your brand new citidel window and seeing another citidel stealing your thunder. Hire Atype, our contracts are personal built for your satisfaction.

Wardecs, war-assistance, Structure Destruction, harassment, hub denial, and structure defense.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#624 - 2016-05-19 17:36:07 UTC
Hire Atype we kill stuff so you don't have to.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Jovian Death
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#625 - 2016-05-20 07:43:12 UTC
Good Morning :)
Having a nice day?.

For some of our targets they didn't have a good day yesterday and have probably woken up thinking DAFUQ!!.

Today's morning chuckle quote.

Face: [the team's plane is starting to malfunction] Uh, Murdock, what's going to happen?
Murdock: Looks like we're going to crash.'
Face: No, what's *really* going to happen?
Murdock: Looks like we're going to crash and die.



Hire Atype today and lets make your WT wake up in the morning feeling like they lost out on sleeping with the hottest chick in town cos they fell asleep drunk in there own urine.

BIG SMILES BBBBIIIG SMILES Big smile
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#626 - 2016-05-20 07:45:39 UTC
Jovian Death wrote:
Hire Atype today and lets make your WT wake up in the morning feeling like they lost out on sleeping with the hottest chick in town cos they fell asleep drunk in there own urine.
So evil ! Twisted

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Jovian Death
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#627 - 2016-05-21 11:16:46 UTC
Good afternoon!

Today's offer of buy one get one free. YES you buy one, you get one
Free.
Your local strip club are offering this for 1hr only today. Hands on free too!!

However you may be wrekt afterwards like some of our targets.

Hire Atype for your warfare needs. Branching further in the the Eve void Big smile
Dom Arkaral
Bannheim
Cuttlefish Collective
#628 - 2016-05-21 20:38:42 UTC
free bump for Dodi's finest!
You can't go wrong with them Cool

Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester.

Broadcast 4 Reps -- YOU ARE NOT ALONE, EVER

Instigator of the First ISD Thunderdome

CCL Loyalist
Kaely Tanniss
Black Lotus Society.
#629 - 2016-05-22 03:57:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Kaely Tanniss
Hire ARCHETYPE today. For a limited time only, all contracts come with a free Saeger blow-up doll and a night on the town followed by a morning of disappointment. (while supplies last)

We'll give your targets so much love, they'll walk funny the next morning. Blink

If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it..
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#630 - 2016-05-22 23:08:30 UTC
Anyone wanna walk like a cowboy with crotch rot? Hire Archetype we whore out just for you.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#631 - 2016-05-24 19:54:09 UTC
Officially out of blow up dolls but I promise I will personally show up in weird phrases in local to personally annoy your enemies with weird crap.

Hire Atype we kill people for a cheap price.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#632 - 2016-05-26 16:15:50 UTC
Hire Atype, with every contract comes a new beginning, every beginning has an opportunity, every opp has the chance to be the blood bath you dreamed of for your enemies. Dream big and Hire Atype.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#633 - 2016-05-27 16:34:49 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Hire Atype, with every contract comes a new beginning, every beginning has an opportunity, every opp has the chance to be the blood bath you dreamed of for your enemies. Dream big and Hire Atype.

Now I'm quoting myself weird right?

But as the good book said thou must Have created something before destroying something, and here at Archetype we create content, to destroy your enemies for you, we also begin a relationship with all our contractees, maybe build a friendship the one day may blossom into a partnership.

It's up to you to get it there.

Hire Atype, and with every contract you may earn a merc alliance friend.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#634 - 2016-05-28 03:39:02 UTC
I flew around all day for 8 hours hunting down your contract targets I'm 1 of 128 strong dedicated to this cause. Hire Atype and have 128 professionals hunting your enemies to extinction.

Dedication to your enemies depression is what you get when you hire us.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
SiRuS T
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#635 - 2016-05-29 17:16:18 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
I flew around all day for 8 hours hunting down your contract targets I'm 1 of 128 strong dedicated to this cause. Hire Atype and have 128 professionals hunting your enemies to extinction.

Dedication to your enemies depression is what you get when you hire us.


opps 130 professionals please. Did you know quoting your self is the first sign of madness. ;)
Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#636 - 2016-05-30 00:40:10 UTC
Dom Arkaral
Bannheim
Cuttlefish Collective
#637 - 2016-05-30 02:10:40 UTC
Sol epoch wrote:
Just leave this here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCh1F4Zs8Ow

Quote:
I think I just came

I think my ingame reaction was good enough Lol

Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester.

Broadcast 4 Reps -- YOU ARE NOT ALONE, EVER

Instigator of the First ISD Thunderdome

CCL Loyalist
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#638 - 2016-05-30 07:17:16 UTC
Sol epoch wrote:
Just leave this here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCh1F4Zs8Ow
Looking good ! Pirate

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Yourmoney Mywallet
Doomheim
#639 - 2016-05-30 08:14:16 UTC
Sol epoch wrote:
Just leave this here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCh1F4Zs8Ow

Wow, thats slick af.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#640 - 2016-05-31 00:21:14 UTC
SiRuS T wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
I flew around all day for 8 hours hunting down your contract targets I'm 1 of 128 strong dedicated to this cause. Hire Atype and have 128 professionals hunting your enemies to extinction.

Dedication to your enemies depression is what you get when you hire us.


opps 130 professionals please. Did you know quoting your self is the first sign of madness. ;)

Everyone already knows yes I'm insane, but hire Atype Cause we are all a tad bit insane. Like the Spartans of old we crave the bloodthirstiness of battle, the adrenaline rush of gunfire, hoarding ammo like doomsday preppers, and some of us have enough corpses to start our own New Eden Universal Cementery.

Hire Atype and put a psycho to work for you, other then waiting outside your gate to get you.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!