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Shield Maiden: Cellular Superiority

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Ottom Ephesianos
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
#1 - 2016-05-28 17:15:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Ottom Ephesianos
Space has a lot of radiation.

Photosynthesis works for plants. Airians melt under direct starlight.

It doesn’t matter if you are inside a spaceship or a pod, there are always particles that permeate material realms and find interest in bio matter no matter how well your planar shields are modulated.

The female species houses more water molecules than men: Any type of water molecule; Ingested or osmosed, sentient, extra/intra planar, or absorbed from inner atmosphere exposure.

Aboard space craft, ensure your ladies are getting their beauty sleep. Too much water will over whelm their circulatory system and you will have a broken shield until their damages to me/Aterium are rectified.

Once while re-engineering a rogue drone I acknowledged their lack of a need for consumption. Something Sansha Kuvakie was very proud about in encrypted networks while championing his cause: Had left too much stagnate materium within the shell of the drone. It had turned into ichor. A drone with ichor is a sentient ship with multiple personality disorder. It is like an A.I. with too many motherboards.

It is theorized Xenophobic Life Support technology is to blame. Studies are in progress.
-Fly safe
ottout
Ibrahim Tash-Murkon
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#2 - 2016-05-28 17:50:20 UTC
And people have the gall to disregard the IGS as nothing but the ramblings of idiots and madmen.

"I give you the destiny of Faith, and you will bring its message to every planet of every star in the heavens: Go forth, conquer in my Name, and reclaim that which I have given." - Book of Reclaiming 22:13

Jason Galente
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2016-05-28 19:28:30 UTC
Women belong in the kitchen.

Men belong in the kitchen.

Everyone belongs in the kitchen.

Food is good.

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost

Persephone Norman
#4 - 2016-05-28 21:54:37 UTC
There is no "female species." Males and females of any species are the same species. This includes humans.

And everyone does indeed belong in the kitchen.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#5 - 2016-05-29 00:09:07 UTC
Great.... Thanks for reminding me how hungry I am... Stranded in an intaki bank depository station in the middle of nowhere and the foods horrible in my quarters.......
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#6 - 2016-05-29 02:50:30 UTC
No more, Otto, it's starting to get painful to read.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Ottom Ephesianos
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
#7 - 2016-05-29 04:28:58 UTC
Pain is weakness leaving the body.
That means there should be less.
ok?
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#8 - 2016-05-29 18:08:20 UTC
Ottom Ephesianos wrote:
Pain is weakness leaving the body.
That means there should be less.
ok?

That's not how that works, that's not how any of this works..... Straight

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Ottom Ephesianos
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
#9 - 2016-05-30 06:07:11 UTC
Go to bliss.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2016-05-30 08:46:22 UTC
Why don't we all ignore him?

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Ibrahim Tash-Murkon
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#11 - 2016-05-30 16:20:03 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Why don't we all ignore him?


We should, but it's like a planetary vehicle wreck. It's an awful mess but you stare.

"I give you the destiny of Faith, and you will bring its message to every planet of every star in the heavens: Go forth, conquer in my Name, and reclaim that which I have given." - Book of Reclaiming 22:13

Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#12 - 2016-05-30 18:29:45 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Why don't we all ignore him?


In some cases ignoring fools simply leads to them trying ever more extreme methods to gain the attention they seek.

Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori

Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2016-05-31 16:14:01 UTC
Rodj Blake wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Why don't we all ignore him?


In some cases ignoring fools simply leads to them trying ever more extreme methods to gain the attention they seek.



Like what? Mutilating the written and spoken language further? Decimating the vocabulary?

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#14 - 2016-05-31 17:29:58 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Rodj Blake wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Why don't we all ignore him?


In some cases ignoring fools simply leads to them trying ever more extreme methods to gain the attention they seek.



Like what? Mutilating the written and spoken language further? Decimating the vocabulary?

An increase in the frequency at which these things occur?

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Moonacre Parmala
State War Academy
Caldari State
#15 - 2016-06-01 08:35:08 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:

An increase in the frequency at which these things occur?


With enough repetition even the most repugnant and distasteful of actions can be come 'normal' and tolerable, so may well be a case of Grin/Smirk/Grimace and bear it.

Or play mind melting 20th century thrash metal through your Audio receptor Implants and overload your ocular implants with strobe light effects so that the pain becomes pleasure and the stars take on their own unique meaning, perhaps we may yet comprehend the words of Otto if not their true meaning.

Law Number III: There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.

Law Number VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.

Law Number XXXVIII: The early bird gets the worm. The early worm....gets eaten.

If in doubt , SHOOT !