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Stimulus is recruiting!

Author
Vic Jefferson
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#1 - 2016-05-02 22:26:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Vic Jefferson
Who we are!
Stimulus is New Eden's premier small gang PvP corp. We have a rich and storied history of excellence for over a decade, embracing pitched and exciting battles wherever we can find them. Historically, we lived in Syndicate and eschewed all forms of Sov due to it being the domain of blues, bears and blobs, but found that AegisSov has made Sov fun, and fully compatible with our aims of explosions. While we are a RL first, PvP second corporation, Rote Kapelle punches way above its weight in terms of activity: you won't find any idle chat here about things we never do. From the data CCP released covering March 1st to April 4th, we had the 15th most kills of any corporation*, and the 8th most when normalized for corp size**. Additonally, we aren't bad in the ISK killing department***.

Why join?
A home in Querious, one of the best regions in the game for small gang PvP - the second most active null region right behind Providence!
Access to fleets of every style! We drop, we nano, we brawl!
A full array of veteran pilots that are willing to help you up your game!
First rate logistics – Need that blingy ship for your latest adventure? We want to see you fly it TODAY!

What it takes to join?
There are no hard and fast requirements to join. We are not a training or learning corp and ask that you come to us with a strong working knowledge of the game and core mechanics, though we absolutely are about improving and refining our game. A pilot with 5 million SP that fully understands how to fly tackle, with a killboard that shows all the mistakes it took to get to that point is infinitely more desirable than a 100m SP pilot who fails to understand core mechanics. A desire to excel coupled with a good attitude and a reasonable level of competency are all we ask.

How to join
Join the in game channel 'Stimulus' for more details!

The novelization!
Her grace, the goddess Poitot in exile, lead Rote Kapelle, a small gang pvp corp, through the vast deserts of Aridia to the promised land of Querious. In Querious, you are defined by your actions, your local smack, and the GF you deposit there after a transaction of blasters, missiles, and scrams. Suffer not the politics to live; stake your claim by yourself, and for yourself, and the PvP shall be thine.

The local popup!
Extremely valuable fun clouds have been discovered in the 9MP-KR constellation which have created a gold rush. Rote was quick to claim 'ownership' as the constellation borders its sovereign space, but the Hordies and the Brave Newbies, as well as multiple entrepreneurs from the Phoebe Freeport Republic, have all claimed their own piece of the pie. Inevitably collisions have occurred and the constellation has become a sort of 'fun-havers-zone' between various groups of corporations.


But don’t just take our word for it; listen to these testimonials from real pilots about how much fun they’ve had since joining STIM:

those stupid !@#$%^ tricked me into becoming executor, and now i have to spend my time hauling and building

It once took 2 months to find our way out of a wormhole... Only to realise we were in Syndicate the whole time.

Have you met your lord and savior Poitot?

since joining STIM, i've had so many dank rats to farm i no longer need to shoot people, dank rats for days as far as the eye can see

We're 50:50 with Phordies

Since joining STIM I have felt a kinship I haven't felt in EVE in years.

My hotdrops get 50% more sighs since my own corp despises my tactics! 50%, do you believe it?

I used to be in a learning corp where we were farmed for content. Since joining STIM I've learned not only how to be the farmer, but how to local source and harvest sustainably.

STIMULUS is my vehicle of choice to prosecute my compulsion to kill bads and ^&%* on all they love. Oh and sell Starsi

I used to be the alliance carebear. Then, thanks to some of our microgang pilots getting bored one night, now we have sov and the active PVPers are bigger carebears than I am.Bear


*https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=6434513#post6434513

**https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/4efqse/officially_ranked_the_top_20_of_most_active_pvp/d1ztf1c

***https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/4ropam/ccp_official_data_top_100_alliances_per_capita/

Vote Vic Jefferson for CSM X.....XI.....XII?

Proxay
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#2 - 2016-05-06 01:40:14 UTC
Stimulus has given me a new lease on life, since joining I have found the energy to login at least once a week - and my breaks from eve are now less than 6 months in every 7! Would recommend.

Quick - spots are closing quickly, our recruitment forum is littered with the literature of those wishing to take the next step into crippling depression and alcoholism. http://www.rotekapelle.com/index.php?board=74.0

Memes required.


\/ape /\/ation

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Cheradenine-Zakalwe Amtiskaw
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2016-05-06 19:32:50 UTC
As a newer player, I'm comforted when I get on comms and hear our cap pilots non-ironically discussing how many carriers is appropriate to kill an Omen Navy who thought he could go out solo.

10/10 would lite again
David Zeta
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#4 - 2016-05-09 05:47:10 UTC
I can confirm that Vic Jefferson's blurf is 99.5% hurf free or purer.
Helsir Qyrdun
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#5 - 2016-05-09 05:51:03 UTC
Rotate Capelle, number one tip top pvp alliance.
Jalon Kaladreel
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2016-05-09 06:14:09 UTC
Cynoholics Anonymous attendees rave about what a positive influence Rote Kapelle is:

"They are such a bunch of teases. They dangle that cyno out there....mmm.....but then they don't light it?!? I don't understand. I'm tingling, and sweating profusely."

"Nano-kitey spaghetti fleets are a spicey meata-balla. I don't even think about my cyno while I'm out. Then I get home though, and the itch returns. That terrible, terrible itch...oh to scratch it."

"They preach restraint. They channel wisdom. They say we must manage the ecosystem. I'm not sure how long I can take it. Then Ben Booley has a relapse, lights a cyno, and dunks 2 marauders, a dread, and two carriers. Head: exploded."

David Zeta
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#7 - 2016-05-13 03:15:19 UTC
Bump Kapelle
David Zeta
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#8 - 2016-05-18 01:06:51 UTC
David Zeta
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#9 - 2016-05-21 23:29:08 UTC
Rotate Kapelle
Proxay
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#10 - 2016-05-23 09:01:57 UTC
ROTE KAPELLE [elite pvp alliance numero uno] NOW HOLDS 10 MORE SYSTEMS IN EVE THAN GOONFLEET.

JOIN THE BEST, DROP THE REST.

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David Zeta
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#11 - 2016-05-26 07:12:53 UTC
David Zeta
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#12 - 2016-05-27 03:09:56 UTC
Irreverent Kapelle
Ativan Loko
The Poors
#13 - 2016-05-27 19:19:58 UTC
Pours a magnificent golden color with a thick, rocky head. Heavy lacing. Brilliant medicinal nose, maybe a little papaya and apple. Delicate tart taste, laced with a touch of citrus and grapefruit. Thick and chewy mouthfeel and long, long finish. Thanks Rote Kapelle!
David Zeta
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#14 - 2016-05-28 19:34:46 UTC
Rebel Kapelle
David Zeta
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#15 - 2016-05-29 23:37:42 UTC
Core Kapelle
David Zeta
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#16 - 2016-05-30 21:42:18 UTC
Hard Kapelle
David Zeta
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#17 - 2016-06-03 21:09:21 UTC
Care Kapelle
David Zeta
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#18 - 2016-06-04 05:31:25 UTC
Bear Kapelle
David Zeta
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#19 - 2016-06-06 00:57:29 UTC
Edit Kapelle
David Zeta
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#20 - 2016-06-08 23:48:49 UTC
Super Kapelle
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