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Mortlake
Republic Military School
#221 - 2016-05-22 12:13:39 UTC
The employer also has a part to play in all of this. If they're willing to throw a few billion at you without checking your form or reputation, well that's their lookout.

If they have and they're happy to hire you on the off chance that you snag a stupid at a hub or in a pipe, that's fine.

I agree that the term 'mercenary' is bandied around in a very loose fashion though and that not all groups are what they advertise themselves as, however in most large 'mercenary' alliance's defence there are are always small groups that are willing to hunt contracts. Even during Marmite's Jita dry-humping glory days, there were small groups of us willing to solely look for contact targets, and successfully so too, as well as hunting opposing mercenaries.

Hell, I even saw a PIRAT out in the styx the other week, bumsexing a barge.

Ultimately though I don't think it matters that much when it comes to actually making money out of contracts. The big groups will always pick up work because shiny green killboard and naive employers.

Carry on as normal everyone o/

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Derpster McDerp
Crusher Corps
#222 - 2016-05-22 14:25:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Derpster McDerp
Tora Bushido wrote:
hey guys, tora bushido here. just developed my new tech 3 faction damage control, very handy on the forums for when you get btfo. very hand actually, you can buy them now at the price of one contract, because we need them!


mormite confirmed worse hub campers than complaints, but with such elite undockers such as tora, and amazing fcs such as belt (who still has killed us a few times qq) how aren't you guys in the middle of nowhere killing freighters, and getting into awesome 30v30 fleet battles at the sun. or something

mormite locations

complaints locations

they have a whole 22 more kills than us on undocks (for trade hubs, mind you), and we even have 428 more kills than them in the past week! clearly, they sin and are more unholy in the eyes of....forum warriors. now what does this mean?

  1. tora bushido needs better damage control module, tech 4?
  2. they are less active and more effective at camping undocks
  3. tora still lies (no surprise)


and since tora is having a mental breakdown not knowing if camping surrounding systems is hub camping or not, lets say it isn't because we aren't actually in the hub, just outside of it and or in the pipe.

gg wp,

derpster
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#223 - 2016-05-23 09:51:08 UTC
derp : If any of your sentences would make sense, I would reply to them ..... I spot a Holeysheet alt here ! Shocked

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Xorphix
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#224 - 2016-05-23 11:51:14 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
derp : If any of your sentences would make sense, I would reply to them ..... I spot a Holeysheet alt here ! Shocked


If you believe complaints is a bit of a joke, then why are you trying to recruit some of them back? Just wondered... Smile
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#225 - 2016-05-23 12:05:24 UTC
Xorphix wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
derp : If any of your sentences would make sense, I would reply to them ..... I spot a Holeysheet alt here ! Shocked


If you believe complaints is a bit of a joke, then why are you trying to recruit some of them back? Just wondered... Smile
If I would tell you, it wouldnt be effective any more Blink.

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Rias Bane
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#226 - 2016-05-24 13:50:36 UTC
Complaints Department is available for hire!
Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#227 - 2016-05-24 15:51:23 UTC
Is Kypp an aussie?
LiliPutichek
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#228 - 2016-05-24 16:39:54 UTC
Hmm, an aussie?
Rooie Duvel
R I 0 T
R I O T
#229 - 2016-05-24 16:41:18 UTC
No, he's a fattie :))
Dom Arkaral
Bannheim
Cuttlefish Collective
#230 - 2016-05-24 16:53:18 UTC
Rooie Duvel wrote:
No, he's a fattie :))

I second this Big smile
(don't try to understand :P)

Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester.

Broadcast 4 Reps -- YOU ARE NOT ALONE, EVER

Instigator of the First ISD Thunderdome

CCL Loyalist
Rias Bane
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#231 - 2016-05-24 18:57:15 UTC
He is not an aussie, but he stole my ute the flaming gala!.

But seriously not an ausie
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#232 - 2016-05-24 19:49:58 UTC
Rias Bane wrote:
He is not an aussie, but he stole my ute the flaming gala!.

But seriously not an ausie

English is what I'm guessing because I've never been called a cheeky handbag bastard by an Aussie on comms ever.

And Handbag is kypp's favorite insult.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Valkin Mordirc
#233 - 2016-05-25 00:43:06 UTC
He's totally an aussie.


You can tell by his accent.


So Aussie.
#DeleteTheWeak
Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#234 - 2016-05-25 12:36:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Starrakatt
I hear that he and scandor are spooning after a beer in the evening, it would be physically impossible if Kypp was an aussie.

P.S Also, I never been called a 'Handbag'. How does it feel?

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
Valkin Mordirc
#235 - 2016-05-25 14:09:06 UTC
Starrakatt wrote:
I hear that he and scandor are spooning after a beer in the evening, it would be physically impossible if Kypp was an aussie.

P.S Also, I never been called a 'Handbag'. How does it feel?



Well obviously Scandor is Aussie to then. That or Scandor is a manly man, and can spoon across Asia or the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans.



Like jezz Starrakatt.


You know Noragen is British right?


The accents are similar and they tend to bothered when you confuse them. So be very careful. Pirate
#DeleteTheWeak
Rias Bane
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#236 - 2016-05-25 15:58:53 UTC
Still Available for Hire :D
Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#237 - 2016-05-25 20:23:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Starrakatt
Valkin Mordirc wrote:
Starrakatt wrote:
I hear that he and scandor are spooning after a beer in the evening, it would be physically impossible if Kypp was an aussie.

P.S Also, I never been called a 'Handbag'. How does it feel?



Well obviously Scandor is Aussie to then. That or Scandor is a manly man, and can spoon across Asia or the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans.



Like jezz Starrakatt.


You know Noragen is British right?


The accents are similar and they tend to bothered when you confuse them. So be very careful. Pirate

scandor is definitely british, and I can confirm is jezzy manly manlyness.

Can't remember Noragen's accent, but all british have weird accents anyway, so I can't really say.

Anyway best accent is french canadian accent, and the sexiest.

Rias Bane wrote:
Still Available for Hire :D

Rias, stop derailing the subject please.

Avec amour.

Starr

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
Valkin Mordirc
#238 - 2016-05-25 21:16:51 UTC
I'm honestly more in favor of the Scottish accent.


It gibbles my Haggis.

Gets my Kilt in a Twist,

My Claymore comes out of it's sheath


You get? Lol
#DeleteTheWeak
Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#239 - 2016-05-25 21:34:24 UTC
I definitely do.

I however tend to lean on the Irish side of things.

Red head with some freckles, bouncy figure and curveous hull.

I married her.

Nothing to do with scandor.

Big smile

Hire P45, because they have sexy moments.

And why not.

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#240 - 2016-05-25 21:44:38 UTC
Welsh accents are dreamy.

Call me.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...