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Yes, you can have my stuff!
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Artemis Ellery Sazas
Shock and Awe Inc.
#1 - 2016-05-23 14:14:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Artemis Ellery Sazas
As a casual player wanting a relaxing place to chill, I am finding the game to be too boring to continue. New hobbies have taken over my free time and money like golf and last weekend I finished my first half marathon.

So as I said I am giving away what little isk I have in the game, but you have to earn it. I have been at odds with a high sec corp for awhile and I am putting bounties on all their structures. The corp is called the Enka Syndicate, and the assets are located in the Palpis system and some POCO's in adjacent systems


1.5 billion bounty for the medium citadel

500 million bounty for the medium POS

125 million bounty for each POCO ( 4 total )


This is open to anyone and everyone! If you are interested and succeed in destroying a structure send a API verified KM from Zkill to me and your reward will be paid. The reward goes to the pilot with the final blow on the KM, unless otherwise notified.

You have 2 weeks to get this done, then my sub expires. I also go skydiving in 2 weeks, so jumping out of a plane and falling toward the earth........ hopefully the shute opens!

Any questions just give me a quick mail and I'll get back to you.

Good Luck
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#2 - 2016-05-23 14:22:10 UTC
I am earning it with the very fact of my moustachio merely being in your thread. Please transfer monies and/or SPs at your earliest convenience, sir.

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Daemun Khanid
Corbeau de sang
#3 - 2016-05-23 14:50:08 UTC
So what you're really saying is... "I'm too cheap to wardec and/or lack the ability to follow through with it and I'm too cheap to hire a merc corp to do it for me. So please destroy my enemies for me based on my promise I'll pay you for it when it's done...really I will."
Enjoy jumping out of an airplane.
Personally I'd stick to golf.

Daemun of Khanid
Violet Hurst
Fedaya Recon
#4 - 2016-05-23 15:19:18 UTC
Daemun has a point there.

@OP: You should probably involve a third party escrow service, e.g. Chribba.
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2016-05-23 15:26:03 UTC
Gotta say this is a different take on the "I'm leaving Eve" thread.

Despite what others may say, at least there's no rage or tears being posted in your OP.

Anyway, shame to see you go.



DMC

'The Plan' | California Eve Players | Proposal - The Endless Battle
Pandora Carrollon
Provi Rapid Response
#6 - 2016-05-23 20:01:05 UTC
I'm with DMC here, sorry to see you leave.

As to attacking something for profit, all those are a bit out of the league of my micro corp so can't toss my hat in that ring. So, interesting take on the leaving EVE bit, good luck on your vengeance. Hopefully that second grave will be used and not just yours.

Enjoy chasing that little white ball you keep hitting away from you, and that running thing. Maybe you can find a way to combine the two... Golfathon, or Maratholf. Now if you could combine Golf with shooting, like a Biathalon, then you'd have a fun game!

8 Golden Rules of EVE • EVE is entirely PvP
Artemis Ellery Sazas
Shock and Awe Inc.
#7 - 2016-05-23 20:15:09 UTC
@Bumblefck You look like a dweeb with your moustache and glasses. No stuff for you!


@Daemun I have been at war with this corp for around 3 weeks, but they refuse to leave their POS or citadel. Why should I hire and limit the fun to just one merc corp? Why should I pay any merc corp up front and "hope" they do the job? It's the same situation only reversed.


@Violet I am looking into a 3rd party service at your suggestion. Almost all of my isk are in the bounties, so hopefully it's not too expensive. :)


@DMC and Pandora Thanks for the kind words. I have recently learned that life is too short to spend a lot of time shooting pixels on a screen and there is a whole world of RL adventures waiting for all of us to enjoy.
Soel Reit
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2016-05-23 20:33:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Soel Reit
Artemis Ellery Sazas wrote:
@DMC and Pandora Thanks for the kind words. I have recently learned that life is too short to spend a lot of time shooting pixels on a screen and there is a whole world of RL adventures waiting for all of us to enjoy.


your opinion. everyone have to decide where and how they spend their own life time.
for some it may be better spend it IRL for others using it for pixels.

don't judge and you won't be judged.
cheers and good RL
Merovee
Gorthaur Legion
Imperium Mordor
#9 - 2016-05-24 00:47:27 UTC
My biggest regret is giving away my stuff the 1st time I quit. Blink

Empire, the next new world order.
TackyTachy1
Doomheim
#10 - 2016-05-24 03:28:16 UTC
I like shooting pixels, or at least watching them shoot at me whilst I'm quickly doing something desperate. I used to fly airplanes and I can remember watching the guys in the local jump club packing their own chutes; some of them had more patches than grannie's underwear. Scary.

Forum Rep for a bunch of characters, couple corps and one seriously Lost In Space multiboxer.
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2016-05-24 04:53:36 UTC  |  Edited by: DeMichael Crimson
Merovee wrote:
My biggest regret is giving away my stuff the 1st time I quit. Blink

Yeah, a few years ago a friend of mine was like that. He had been playing for about 4 yrs and decided to quit, sold all of his assets and gave all his ISK to some random new player in a starter system.

6 months later he came back to Eve and found himself with nothing but a Rookie ship. Course I gave him 10 mill to help out. The point is Eve players should never give away their stuff cuz more than likely they'll decide to come back again.



DMC

'The Plan' | California Eve Players | Proposal - The Endless Battle
Yang Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#12 - 2016-05-24 05:07:49 UTC
Artemis Ellery Sazas wrote:
As a casual player wanting a relaxing place to chill, I am finding the game to be too boring to continue. New hobbies have taken over my free time and money like golf and last weekend I finished my first half marathon.

So as I said I am giving away what little isk I have in the game, but you have to earn it. I have been at odds with a high sec corp for awhile and I am putting bounties on all their structures. The corp is called the Enka Syndicate, and the assets are located in the Palpis system and some POCO's in adjacent systems


1.5 billion bounty for the medium citadel

500 million bounty for the medium POS

125 million bounty for each POCO ( 4 total )


This is open to anyone and everyone! If you are interested and succeed in destroying a structure send a API verified KM from Zkill to me and your reward will be paid. The reward goes to the top damage dealer on the KM, unless otherwise notified by the top DD.

You have 2 weeks to get this done, then my sub expires. I also go skydiving in 2 weeks, so jumping out of a plane and falling toward the earth........ hopefully the shute opens!

Any questions just give me a quick mail and I'll get back to you.

Good Luck









Will do if stuff have been Chribba-approved. Do you really believe you can just give your stuff for free? You have to have Chribba do it for you.

Post with your NPC alt main and not your main main alt!
Captain Stupid
State War Academy
Caldari State
#13 - 2016-05-24 05:57:12 UTC
Artemis Ellery Sazas wrote:
@Bumblefck You look like a dweeb with your moustache and glasses. No stuff for you!


This is a slur on a great moustache. I am certain he will be so offended he will not WANT your stuff now. So, er, give it to me Lol
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#14 - 2016-05-24 17:20:23 UTC
Captain Stupid wrote:
Artemis Ellery Sazas wrote:
@Bumblefck You look like a dweeb with your moustache and glasses. No stuff for you!


This is a slur on a great moustache. I am certain he will be so offended he will not WANT your stuff now. So, er, give it to me Lol




It's highly offensive and basically a hate crime, really, so Captain Stupid (more like 'Captain Brilliant') is correct - any stuff/SPs you may give is tainted and will merely be airlocked into the void of space, along with HoleySheet1 and his posts

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Vortexo VonBrenner
Doomheim
#15 - 2016-05-25 01:35:31 UTC
"If my main don't open wide, I got another one by my side
If that one should fail me too, look out ground I'm a comin' through!"

Learn the song "blood on the risers" and sing it on the plane. Everyone will love you for it.

If your chute doesn't open, don't scream as you plummet to your death - it's a matter of honor.

Have fun!




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Artemis Ellery Sazas
Shock and Awe Inc.
#16 - 2016-05-25 09:30:11 UTC
I have made a deal with Chribba and are ready to go!

Corp is the Enka Syndicate

Targets:

Palpis system: Astrahus - 1.5 billion bounty
Medium Dark Blood Tower - 500 million bounty
2 POCO's (Planets III & VIII) - 125 million bounty each

Arveyil system: 1 POCO (Planet VII) - 125 million bounty

Nidebora system: 1 POCO (Planet V) - 125 million bounty


ZKB kill mail required for verification to claim bounty.

Deadline to claim the bounties is day end (23:59 Eve time) June 15, 2016.
Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#17 - 2016-05-25 10:49:07 UTC
Artemis Ellery Sazas wrote:
I have made a deal with Chribba and are ready to go!

Corp is the Enka Syndicate

Targets:

Palpis system: Astrahus - 1.5 billion bounty
Medium Dark Blood Tower - 500 million bounty
2 POCO's (Planets III & VIII) - 125 million bounty each

Arveyil system: 1 POCO (Planet VII) - 125 million bounty

Nidebora system: 1 POCO (Planet V) - 125 million bounty


ZKB kill mail required for verification to claim bounty.

Deadline to claim the bounties is day end (23:59 Eve time) June 15, 2016.


Confirming I have received the ISK for the bounties of the listed targets.

I will add that the pilot holding the final blow of the killmail may collect the bounty (and then split with members as they please)

/c

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Shiloh Templeton
Cheyenne HET Co
#18 - 2016-05-25 20:20:23 UTC
OP: Good for you & way to leave in an interesting way.

A friend of mine did a static line jump to celebrate a major birthday. Unfortunately he landed into a telephone pole and broke his ankle -- but, how likely is that to happen to someone else?
Ranzabar
Doomheim
#19 - 2016-05-26 01:42:04 UTC
See you again in 3 to 5 months.

Abide
Varathius
Enlightened Industries
Goonswarm Federation
#20 - 2016-05-26 11:56:49 UTC
Ranzabar wrote:
See you again in 3 to 5 months.


Doesn't have to be as he is going sky diving. After I did my AFF course back in the days, I forgot about Eve and went jumping. I had all these plans to get the required jumps for a fly suit, etc., and then I moved countries. Where I live now, the weather is mostly ****, you require additional training, the people that fly you up there use smaller planes but hordes of people want to jump, so you pay a fortune to maybe do 1 jump each 2 hours, because the few times it is nice the whole world here will want to go jump... trust me, I am considering moving countries again, this being a big reason. I wouldn't keep your hopes up that people exchange sky diving for playing eve...
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