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Want to hire merc to kill corp !!!!!!!
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ube smoked
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1 - 2016-05-21 16:08:23 UTC  |  Edited by: ube smoked
System: Outuni (The Forge)
Corp: SSSR Corporation
Threat assessment: Low. They are miners who think they are boss in battleships. They use T1 stuff. Fairly new, but they are in serious need of a lesson.

Payment: 10m per kill (except rookie, shuttle etc.)
Wardec length: At the very least; 14 days.
I will for pay wardec cost.


Contact me ASAP.
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#2 - 2016-05-21 16:14:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Mortlake
ube smoked wrote:

Payment: 10m per kill (except rookie, shuttle etc.)


Dropping everything. Running all the way.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
ube smoked
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3 - 2016-05-21 16:27:09 UTC  |  Edited by: ube smoked
Any takers? ..........
Valkin Mordirc
#4 - 2016-05-21 17:12:10 UTC
Mercs dont work on a pay per kill structure, you pay for the dec plus premium and it rolls from there. 
#DeleteTheWeak
ube smoked
State War Academy
Caldari State
#5 - 2016-05-21 17:16:26 UTC
Valkin Mordirc wrote:
Mercs dont work on a pay per kill structure, you pay for the dec plus premium and it rolls from there.

Ok fine, first time doing this =) I just thought a kill bonus would be nice.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#6 - 2016-05-21 17:23:45 UTC
ube smoked wrote:
Valkin Mordirc wrote:
Mercs dont work on a pay per kill structure, you pay for the dec plus premium and it rolls from there.

Ok fine, first time doing this =) I just thought a kill bonus would be nice.

oh it is, but its ontop of the fees.

you might also want to set an upper limit to the bonus,
if one of the effective groups takes you up you might have to pay out more than you were planning on.

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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ube smoked
State War Academy
Caldari State
#7 - 2016-05-21 17:30:59 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
ube smoked wrote:
Valkin Mordirc wrote:
Mercs dont work on a pay per kill structure, you pay for the dec plus premium and it rolls from there.

Ok fine, first time doing this =) I just thought a kill bonus would be nice.

oh it is, but its ontop of the fees.

you might also want to set an upper limit to the bonus,
if one of the effective groups takes you up you might have to pay out more than you were planning on.

Ahh gotcha :)
ube smoked
State War Academy
Caldari State
#8 - 2016-05-21 17:50:26 UTC
Contact by mail ...
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#9 - 2016-05-21 17:58:37 UTC
I will eliminate these people. Will require 20bn, half upfront.

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
ube smoked
State War Academy
Caldari State
#10 - 2016-05-21 18:04:35 UTC
Bumblefck wrote:
I will eliminate these people. Will require 20bn, half upfront.

I could do that myself, but sneaky is required. DENIED!
Nitshe Razvedka
#11 - 2016-05-21 18:40:14 UTC
ube smoked wrote:
Bumblefck wrote:
I will eliminate these people. Will require 20bn, half upfront.

I could do that myself, but sneaky is required. DENIED!



You are toooo expensive for him. If sneaky is what you want sneaky is what I am.

I will remain cloaked the whole time.

Your enemy will never know I was there. I will leave no footprint or make a wardec.



Unlike other MERC's I will only charge per enemy ship I observe and a retainer fee. (Which from experience is more than most)



I value myself more than Bumble so 21bn, all front.


Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.

Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.
ube smoked
State War Academy
Caldari State
#12 - 2016-05-21 18:59:09 UTC
What a waste of time.
Nitshe Razvedka
#13 - 2016-05-21 19:37:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Nitshe Razvedka
ube smoked wrote:
What a waste of time.



Exactly.


Do not waste your filthy lucre. Draft a specific contract with who ever you hire. State what you want to achieve and agree on costs.


If the MERC's don't honour the letter of the contract return with evidence of its breach.

Its all about trust and reputation. Best you do your homework before parting with isk.Blink




(also, pay peanuts get monkey's, you are a tad light)

Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.

Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#14 - 2016-05-21 19:57:22 UTC
ube smoked wrote:
Bumblefck wrote:
I will eliminate these people. Will require 20bn, half upfront.

I could do that myself, but sneaky is required. DENIED!



Obviously you can't, as you're here begging for help and offering measly amounts as recompense.


(Properly) DENIED!



Quote:
What a waste of time.




Good characterisation of this thread, yes

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#15 - 2016-05-21 20:11:22 UTC
EVEmail sent...Pirate

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
Kaybella Hakaari
State War Academy
Caldari State
#16 - 2016-05-21 20:29:48 UTC
Alt telling alt to post with main.
Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#17 - 2016-06-03 17:44:13 UTC
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
ube smoked wrote:
Bumblefck wrote:
I will eliminate these people. Will require 20bn, half upfront.

I could do that myself, but sneaky is required. DENIED!



You are toooo expensive for him. If sneaky is what you want sneaky is what I am.

I will remain cloaked the whole time.

Your enemy will never know I was there. I will leave no footprint or make a wardec.



Unlike other MERC's I will only charge per enemy ship I observe and a retainer fee. (Which from experience is more than most)



I value myself more than Bumble so 21bn, all front.




I might regret saying this, but I'm starting to like you. That post was objectively funny, and your reply after it was also on point.

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.
Av Ra
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2016-06-03 21:34:36 UTC
Contact me or stop by Atype Public channel.
Rawmeat Mary
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#19 - 2016-06-04 00:11:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Rawmeat Mary
Or contact scandor, Kypp Duron and Rias Bane via convo or mail to get a contract from CD.

Edit: Basically, look up the mercs threads and send a mail to CEOs and/or Directors and get a quote from a few. Then chose who to hire.

'If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins onto their clothing. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.'

Yeah, we're like that.
Ro Fenrios
Armilies Corporation
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#20 - 2016-06-05 14:52:05 UTC
Tengu Grib wrote:
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
ube smoked wrote:
Bumblefck wrote:
I will eliminate these people. Will require 20bn, half upfront.

I could do that myself, but sneaky is required. DENIED!



You are toooo expensive for him. If sneaky is what you want sneaky is what I am.

I will remain cloaked the whole time.

Your enemy will never know I was there. I will leave no footprint or make a wardec.



Unlike other MERC's I will only charge per enemy ship I observe and a retainer fee. (Which from experience is more than most)



I value myself more than Bumble so 21bn, all front.




I might regret saying this, but I'm starting to like you. That post was objectively funny, and your reply after it was also on point.



TENGU??! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN RABBLE??
Oh wait.. It was that one night when...