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Benson en Efnyssen
ATHANOR AQUISISTIONS
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#21 - 2016-05-18 19:48:23 UTC
Serendipity Lost wrote:
So we've proven that Vimsy is totally sexable (as long as she keeps those glasses on),


Totally. Maybe it's more of a Clark Kent/Superman thing.

I'll be Louis.
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#22 - 2016-05-19 12:10:24 UTC
*waves hamster suit at Serendipity*

I has coookies!

*oils up the hamster wheel*

Also.......um.....its the grimdark cyberpunk space clone future.........we have cybermonocles, and cyberarms, and cyberlegs....and cyberbutts......


.......and we are wearing.....glasses.

Not cool sunglasses.....just......glasses.

........................

Straight

tldr altho Vimsy does have the Smexy Librarian Look totally down......squeak squeak.....Bear

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#23 - 2016-05-19 12:14:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Serendipity Lost
Mike Adoulin wrote:
*waves hamster suit at Serendipity*

I has coookies!

*oils up the hamster wheel*

Also.......um.....its the grimdark cyberpunk space clone future.........we have cybermonocles, and cyberarms, and cyberlegs....and cyberbutts......


.......and we are wearing.....glasses.

Not cool sunglasses.....just......glasses.

........................

Straight

tldr altho Vimsy does have the Smexy Librarian Look totally down......squeak squeak.....Bear



I'm stuck on how much of a pounding would it take to knock those glasses just a little bit sideways, but still keep them on her face.... Then I tab out to the Taylor Swift challenge.


Edit: I checked you out and how can I put this nicely... you're a little too small for what I was looking for. What?
Jovian Death
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2016-05-19 13:15:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Jovian Death
If you can volley Serendipity Lost off the field at over 100k then you may have the slightest chance in getting her alt

Vimsy with her new glasses reminds me of a librarian who had an S&M bunker

EDIT: no wait the film the secretary
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#25 - 2016-05-19 13:56:01 UTC
Lan Wang wrote:
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
can't do a thing with that.


maybe a good fit for marmite then? LolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLol
Neh, we already dumped all our trade hub huggers and leftovers in Complaining Department. Blink

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#26 - 2016-05-19 14:00:46 UTC
Serendipity Lost wrote:
We ignored them, but on the last day of their dec one of my guys was moving a new ship into the wh, saw them. We weren't busy, so he got a thrasher to keep them around. We showed up and had a nice little tussle. I think the key was we trickled in AND they probably have no idea who we are. https://zkillboard.com/kill/53746833/ didn't show up in the other skirmish post. If all of you fly these sort of pods, I'm even more interested in empire shenanigans!
You're right. Main reason we kicked them out and now they joined Complaining Department. That's where they belong.

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Dom Arkaral
Bannheim
Cuttlefish Collective
#27 - 2016-05-19 14:10:06 UTC
Merc stuff 101
Generally speaking ofc

Merc A accepts you,
You do well,
Merc B tries to poach you,
You refuse,
You get kicked because of a stupid loss (or you leave),
You join Merc B,
Etc.

The cycle goes on and on
Also some hate and tension in between

Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester.

Broadcast 4 Reps -- YOU ARE NOT ALONE, EVER

Instigator of the First ISD Thunderdome

CCL Loyalist
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#28 - 2016-05-19 14:19:08 UTC
Serendipity Lost wrote:
Edit: I checked you out and how can I put this nicely... you're a little too small for what I was looking for. What?




Well, we all can't be huge merc alliances.....Sad

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#29 - 2016-05-19 14:21:38 UTC
I really don't do EVE hate and tension anymore.

I don't really move corps all that much, so poaching probably won't be an issue.

Do guys really get kicked for stupid losses? I guess I'll get the feel of things as my alt gets back into the business.

My current impression (mostly assumption w/ no facts to back it up) is that current 'merc' corps mostly do mass decs and farm players. Not that there is anything wrong with that - current war dec mechanics support and encourage this sort of play - I get that. What I'm getting at is that if a corp is just farming players and there isn't much competition for contracts - I'm not seeing any driving motive to kick anyone.

I'm sure I'll see more of what's what once I get back into it. As stated somewhere up above - I accept losses as confirmation that I'm taking even/challenging fights. You can't really get rewards without taking some risks. I may be getting into the wrong business - time will tell.
Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#30 - 2016-05-20 10:47:59 UTC
My alt had her first date w/ her empire merc corp. It went pretty good. I joined on the fly and showed up in the ship I was in. No judgment by the regulars. The fleet was well run and we did some fun stuff. The only frustration I had was with the slower..... everything on my alt. Warping, locking.... everything. My noob is such a noob. Gaaaahhh.

I had a great time. The EU time comms were a bit stuffy, but not too bad. The US late night comms were pretty funny. I had to turn down the volume (I use speakers) after my wife's 3rd eye roll... well the 1st two were eye rolls, the 3rd was somewhere between 'really???' and 'wtf?' (Still smiling about it)

The only downside I see (comparing 5 or so war decs that we carried back in 08 to the substantially larger number this group carries) is sorting out and setting up my neutral alt(s) with such a large number of target corps. "screw this" ruled the night after the 8th corp was added and there were still many many to go. If there is an easy way to do this.... teach me (and be quick about it).
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#31 - 2016-05-20 21:14:10 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Serendipity Lost wrote:
We ignored them, but on the last day of their dec one of my guys was moving a new ship into the wh, saw them. We weren't busy, so he got a thrasher to keep them around. We showed up and had a nice little tussle. I think the key was we trickled in AND they probably have no idea who we are. https://zkillboard.com/kill/53746833/ didn't show up in the other skirmish post. If all of you fly these sort of pods, I'm even more interested in empire shenanigans!
You're right. Main reason we kicked them out and now they joined Complaining Department. That's where they belong.

Pot calling kettle black atleast kypp leaves the safety of a station so what's your excuse?

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
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