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Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#1 - 2016-05-18 13:11:37 UTC
I have an alt that I'd like to put in an empire merc corp for good times and explosions. I can use TS or vent (I haven't ever used any of the other voice comms, but I'm willing to learn). My alt can fly T1 BC of all races and has all core support skills to level 4 and I've just begun polishing them off to level 5 (starting w/ gunnery supports). I fly a few T2 frigates but no t2/t3 dessy or any t2 cruiser and up. I have some pvp experience. Mainly US TZ in the evenings (believe it or not I actually hold down a job, raise children and all that other stuff).

Is there anyone out there that will take in my alt? I don't want to name the alt, I'd prefer Nitshe out me in a few days or weeks (how ever long it takes him). I'm interested in doing this to add some empire spice to my somewhat stagnant eve life. Check my kb and you can see I'm in a rut.
Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#2 - 2016-05-18 13:34:25 UTC
So here's a mail I just got....


Hey Seren,


I´d like to offer you a spot within our small group (17 pilots).



We do highsec contracts (70% active hunting, 30% camping gates, (realy close to) 0% station camping).

But we don´t know you. We´d need a security deposit of 1b. I m just not sure how to handle this.

Either you send it to me or we need to organize a 3rd party for this (Chribba, Grendell or such; needs to be a well known. Downside is, that you´d have to cover the costs of that 3rd party aswell).




ByeBye,

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I'll leave names out of it, but I will say - serious offers only.
Lan Wang
Princess Aiko Hold My Hand
Safety. Net
#3 - 2016-05-18 13:37:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Lan Wang
if he needs directions on "how to handle" it then i can can sort him out with a nice pdf document for only 500mil isk.

Id like to see some sort of write up on what exactly the "security deposit" actually covers

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#4 - 2016-05-18 13:43:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Vimsy Vortis
OH HEY GUESS WHO JUST HAPPENS TO BE RECRUITING, THAT'S RIGHT, ME.

edit: nevermind you can't fly anything on that character, can't do a thing with that.
Nitshe Razvedka
#5 - 2016-05-18 13:50:20 UTC
Serendipity Lost wrote:
I have an alt that I'd like to put in an empire merc corp for good times and explosions. I can use TS or vent (I haven't ever used any of the other voice comms, but I'm willing to learn). My alt can fly T1 BC of all races and has all core support skills to level 4 and I've just begun polishing them off to level 5 (starting w/ gunnery supports). I fly a few T2 frigates but no t2/t3 dessy or any t2 cruiser and up. I have some pvp experience. Mainly US TZ in the evenings (believe it or not I actually hold down a job, raise children and all that other stuff).

Is there anyone out there that will take in my alt? I don't want to name the alt, I'd prefer Nitshe out me in a few days or weeks (how ever long it takes him). I'm interested in doing this to add some empire spice to my somewhat stagnant eve life. Check my kb and you can see I'm in a rut.




Ima Wreckyou said she wasn't satisfied I hadn't finished off her Alliance. How about you penetrate Code on my behalf.

Be my Mole on the inside, exclusive mind you. If you get Stockholm syndrome you can feed me sweet little lies and enjoy the ganking. Win win.Blink

Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.

Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.
Lan Wang
Princess Aiko Hold My Hand
Safety. Net
#6 - 2016-05-18 13:56:13 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
can't do a thing with that.


maybe a good fit for marmite then? LolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLol

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*
Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#7 - 2016-05-18 13:56:16 UTC
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
Serendipity Lost wrote:
I have an alt that I'd like to put in an empire merc corp for good times and explosions. I can use TS or vent (I haven't ever used any of the other voice comms, but I'm willing to learn). My alt can fly T1 BC of all races and has all core support skills to level 4 and I've just begun polishing them off to level 5 (starting w/ gunnery supports). I fly a few T2 frigates but no t2/t3 dessy or any t2 cruiser and up. I have some pvp experience. Mainly US TZ in the evenings (believe it or not I actually hold down a job, raise children and all that other stuff).

Is there anyone out there that will take in my alt? I don't want to name the alt, I'd prefer Nitshe out me in a few days or weeks (how ever long it takes him). I'm interested in doing this to add some empire spice to my somewhat stagnant eve life. Check my kb and you can see I'm in a rut.




Ima Wreckyou said she wasn't satisfied I hadn't finished off her Alliance. How about you penetrate Code on my behalf.

Be my Mole on the inside, exclusive mind you. If you get Stockholm syndrome you can feed me sweet little lies and enjoy the ganking. Win win.Blink



I'm not into all that infiltration hoo haw. My eve involes:

1. approach
2. lock
3. turn on prop mod (situational)
4. start shooting
5. apply webs/scrams/neuts
6. collect loot
Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#8 - 2016-05-18 14:02:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Serendipity Lost
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
OH HEY GUESS WHO JUST HAPPENS TO BE RECRUITING, THAT'S RIGHT, ME.

edit: nevermind you can't fly anything on that character, can't do a thing with that.



I don't think we're compatible. I like to lose from time to time (ensures I'm taking challenging fights - I can't just do layups). Besides, your glasses kind of make me think the wrong things. I don't think I could concentrate.

Our risk profiles don't quite line up. I called https://zkillboard.com/related/30003504/201605040100/ a win.
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#9 - 2016-05-18 14:07:40 UTC
We never managed a stand up fight against marmite. They always just ran.
Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#10 - 2016-05-18 14:16:55 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
We never managed a stand up fight against marmite. They always just ran.



We ignored them, but on the last day of their dec one of my guys was moving a new ship into the wh, saw them. We weren't busy, so he got a thrasher to keep them around. We showed up and had a nice little tussle. I think the key was we trickled in AND they probably have no idea who we are.

https://zkillboard.com/kill/53746833/ didn't show up in the other skirmish post.

If all of you fly these sort of pods, I'm even more interested in empire shenanigans!
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#11 - 2016-05-18 15:21:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Vimsy Vortis
Losing your slave set. The greatest shame.

edit: wait crystals? That's pleb tier.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#12 - 2016-05-18 15:40:29 UTC
Never fear Bite The Pillow is here

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#13 - 2016-05-18 16:14:25 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
We never managed a stand up fight against marmite. They always just ran.

Thus is the way of the world, they only showed for fights against Absolute Defiance because they had 5 other alliances aiding them....side note I think they've lost to many folks recently.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#14 - 2016-05-18 16:48:16 UTC
So we've proven that Vimsy is totally sexable (as long as she keeps those glasses on), lots of folks like to pee down the Marmite air hose and some random npc corp guy will take me on if I put down a 1 Bil isk deposit.

Is there no merc corp willing to take on a T1 BC pilot w/ experience? I'm a little confused, I mean I was thinking there would be a bidding war or lottery or something.... guys..... my self esteem is all ouchy right now.
Nitshe Razvedka
#15 - 2016-05-18 17:12:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Nitshe Razvedka
Serendipity Lost wrote:
So we've proven that Vimsy is totally sexable (as long as she keeps those glasses on), lots of folks like to pee down the Marmite air hose and some random npc corp guy will take me on if I put down a 1 Bil isk deposit.

Is there no merc corp willing to take on a T1 BC pilot w/ experience? I'm a little confused, I mean I was thinking there would be a bidding war or lottery or something.... guys..... my self esteem is all ouchy right now.




Give it time, not all the Merc CEO's read posts daily. Many of the posts make them ouchy too.Bear

I am sure the three most RELEVANT CEO's in HiSec; Tora, Khromius & Trottel have not read your Thread yet.Big smile

Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.

Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#16 - 2016-05-18 17:39:13 UTC
Serendipity Lost wrote:
So we've proven that Vimsy is totally sexable (as long as she keeps those glasses on), lots of folks like to pee down the Marmite air hose and some random npc corp guy will take me on if I put down a 1 Bil isk deposit.

Is there no merc corp willing to take on a T1 BC pilot w/ experience? I'm a little confused, I mean I was thinking there would be a bidding war or lottery or something.... guys..... my self esteem is all ouchy right now.

App to bite the pillow I'm sure we can work you in somewhere in our line of misfit superstars and yes this is a serious offer.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#17 - 2016-05-18 17:55:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Vimsy Vortis
We've got no use for people who can't put napocs, vindicators or rattlesnakes on citadels on demand.

Basically Shadow needs a structure grinding slave legion for his special projects.
Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#18 - 2016-05-18 18:05:10 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
We've got no use for people who can't put napocs, vindicators or rattlesnakes on citadels on demand.

Basically Shadow needs a structure grinding slave legion for his special projects.

.

I have all BS to lvl 4 and all large guns to lvl 4 - I CAN DO THIS - I'll just use all faction mods to compensate for skills not being to 5.
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#19 - 2016-05-18 18:07:18 UTC
the required fit is deadspace already, actually, with HG slaves

I'm not even kidding.
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#20 - 2016-05-18 18:22:59 UTC
Lots of love and admiration in this thread.


Bring back DEEEEP Space!
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