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EL Smithy
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2016-05-18 16:26:26 UTC  |  Edited by: EL Smithy
Hi fellow pilots I will get straight to it. I'm working on something on my own however i need funds to support this venture. I'm asking for 5 billion. In return i can supply 2 plex which is all that i can afford at the moment. If anyone can help me out chuck me a message. And i will get back to you as soon as possible.
Karen Avioras
The Raging Raccoons
#2 - 2016-05-18 16:50:10 UTC
Your hands are so large..
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#3 - 2016-05-18 17:36:51 UTC
Trust is inversely proportional to the size of the entrepreneur's hands



However, trust is also proportional to the width of one's mousstachio. Basically, you can trust me and not the OP.

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

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Regnar Avastum
#4 - 2016-05-18 19:27:43 UTC
Karen Avioras wrote:
Your hands are so large..


To better hold the ISK while running

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Solonius Rex
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2016-05-18 23:40:27 UTC
Regnar Avastum wrote:
Karen Avioras wrote:
Your hands are so large..


To better hold the ISK while running

While a mustache cannot hold anything, therefore they are trustworthy.
The Fukuzawa
New Eden Trade Group
#6 - 2016-05-19 00:36:08 UTC
Bumblefck wrote:
Trust is inversely proportional to the size of the entrepreneur's hands



However, trust is also proportional to the width of one's mousstachio. Basically, you can trust me and not the OP.


Les Grossman had massive hands, don't trust him

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If you already assume we are scammers without looking at what we offer objectively, go ahead and F*** off.

Thank you, that is all.
EL Smithy
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2016-05-19 05:43:09 UTC
I have the plex now people... If anyone is interested.
Solonius Rex
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2016-05-19 07:18:40 UTC
EL Smithy wrote:
I have the plex now people... If anyone is interested.


So you want to trade 2 plex for 5 plex? What a good deal!

Bane: For you....
lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#9 - 2016-05-19 10:23:49 UTC
Unless I am mistaken, the OP is completely trustworthy. He has not indicated he would pay anything back. He is simply asking for an amount of 5b for 2 plex. Essentially selling plex at 2.5b each.
OP, maybe include more details in your post. That way there is a slight chance it might get filled if it is a loan

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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#10 - 2016-05-19 17:27:18 UTC
Solonius Rex wrote:
Regnar Avastum wrote:
Karen Avioras wrote:
Your hands are so large..


To better hold the ISK while running

While a mustache cannot hold anything, therefore they are trustworthy.



QED

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

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Elizabeth Norn
Nornir Research
Nornir Empire
#11 - 2016-05-19 19:58:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Elizabeth Norn
Solonius Rex wrote:
Regnar Avastum wrote:
Karen Avioras wrote:
Your hands are so large..


To better hold the ISK while running

While a mustache cannot hold anything, therefore they are trustworthy.


See the attached evidence that proves this claim to be completely false.

Exhibit A
Exhibit B
Exhibit C
Exhibit D
Exhibit E
Exhibit F
Exhibit G
Exhibit H

Never trust a moustache.

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Regnar Avastum
#12 - 2016-05-19 20:39:14 UTC
Elizabeth Norn wrote:
Solonius Rex wrote:
Regnar Avastum wrote:
Karen Avioras wrote:
Your hands are so large..


To better hold the ISK while running

While a mustache cannot hold anything, therefore they are trustworthy.


See the attached evidence that proves this claim to be completely false.

Exhibit A
Exhibit B
Exhibit C
Exhibit D
Exhibit E
Exhibit F
Exhibit G
Exhibit H

Never trust a mustache.



Well I have to say "Exhibit F" makes a compelling case. I am not sure if I would trust the stache with my stash anymore.

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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#13 - 2016-05-19 20:41:20 UTC
Elizabeth Norn wrote:

Never trust a mustache.




I completely agree with you there - never trust a moustache.


Moustachios, though...completely trustworthy.

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

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Raz Muesin
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2016-05-20 04:22:46 UTC
Bumblefck wrote:
Trust is inversely proportional to the size of the entrepreneur's hands



However, trust is also proportional to the width of one's mousstachio. Basically, you can trust me and not the OP.




Small hands matters. Huge and I mean Huge returns can be obtained by investing with people with small hands, Just ask Miller.
Tiddle Jr
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2016-05-20 09:47:40 UTC
Bumblefck wrote:
Trust is inversely proportional to the size of the entrepreneur's hands.


You mean the bigger hand the more he could grab? Or more to do to earn the trust?


Bumblefck wrote:
However, trust is also proportional to the width of one's mousstachio. Basically, you can trust me and not the OP.


I think you've forgot about wax. High quality wax is a key here.

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Regnar Avastum
#16 - 2016-05-20 15:37:08 UTC
I'm growing ever more confident of the OP chances of turning around this train wreck of a thread.

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