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(WTH) WH Citadel 15 min repair timer defense
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knifeddario Otsolen
Intergalactic Republic Of Wadiya
Beanstalk Inc.
#1 - 2016-05-14 09:47:23 UTC
im waiting to hire a merc who can protect my citadel in a wormhole for 15 minutes after the 24hr anchoring time.

its a c4 hole.

im looking for the best offer.
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#2 - 2016-05-14 10:45:55 UTC
I'll do it for 20bn


NO REFUND

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

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Nitshe Razvedka
#3 - 2016-05-14 12:11:32 UTC
I'll double Bumble's offer 40bn



NO ASSURANCE

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Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#4 - 2016-05-14 12:16:36 UTC
I'll do it for a third of Nitshe's price, 13.3bn



NO UNDERWEAR

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

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Nitshe Razvedka
#5 - 2016-05-14 12:31:19 UTC
I will triple Bumbles offer and double it again 80bil





NO ARGUMENTATION

Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.

Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead
Doomheim
#6 - 2016-05-14 16:40:36 UTC
Two very good offers.

Perhaps if Bumfondle and Itchy could collaborate in some way, you may be able to get it done for twice the price in twice the amount of time.

Bargains. Bargains everywhere.
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#7 - 2016-05-14 17:20:09 UTC
Negasonic Teenage Warhead wrote:
Two very good offers.

Perhaps if Bumfondle and Itchy could collaborate in some way, you may be able to get it done for twice the price in twice the amount of time.

Bargains. Bargains everywhere.



I will graciously triple the cost to the OP and throw in a picosecond of moustache-fondling time. That is a bona fide bargain, sir.

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
knifeddario Otsolen
Intergalactic Republic Of Wadiya
Beanstalk Inc.
#8 - 2016-05-14 17:36:54 UTC
i already got myself some help.

thanks for the responses this thread can be closed
Rook Moray
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2016-05-15 12:57:14 UTC
knifeddario Otsolen wrote:
i already got myself some help.

thanks for the responses this thread can be closed



I'll close the thread for you for 2.3Bil.

“When you want to know how things really work, study them when they're coming apart.” -Guristas Proverb.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#10 - 2016-05-15 22:00:19 UTC
Rook Moray wrote:
knifeddario Otsolen wrote:
i already got myself some help.

thanks for the responses this thread can be closed



I'll close the thread for you for 2.3Bil.


I can guarantee it's closure for 2,299,999,999.99

There will be a 500mil isk fee added for the risk of my temp forum ban in the process of causing this thread to be closed

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Jovian Death
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2016-05-16 10:31:49 UTC
THIS ********* THREAD ********** **** **** BUTT

ill close this ********* ******* thread on the ********* ***** ***** ******** Beeep beep beeeeeeep
RANT RANT RANT RABBBLLLLEEEE

closed for free Big smile
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#12 - 2016-05-16 10:48:16 UTC
Jovian Death wrote:
THIS ********* THREAD ********** **** **** BUTT

ill close this ********* ******* thread on the ********* ***** ***** ******** Beeep beep beeeeeeep
RANT RANT RANT RABBBLLLLEEEE

closed for free Big smile

nono young one ,
the quickest way to get a thread locked :



Erotica1

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Valkin Mordirc
#13 - 2016-05-16 10:53:16 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Jovian Death wrote:
THIS ********* THREAD ********** **** **** BUTT

ill close this ********* ******* thread on the ********* ***** ***** ******** Beeep beep beeeeeeep
RANT RANT RANT RABBBLLLLEEEE

closed for free Big smile

nono young one ,
the quickest way to get a thread locked :



Erotica1


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That should basically do it.
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Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#14 - 2016-05-16 11:12:27 UTC
In theory if one were to incite a heated discussion that has nothing to do with anything and make personal remarks that usually works

@jovian
Rabble Rabble Rabble

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Jovian Death
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2016-05-16 11:34:17 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
In theory if one were to incite a heated discussion that has nothing to do with anything and make personal remarks that usually works

@jovian
Rabble Rabble Rabble



8. Use of profanity is prohibited.

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I thought I put enough **** in but im guessing I needed some ^%$£ and 12345???????
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#16 - 2016-05-16 11:36:19 UTC
Jovian Death wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
In theory if one were to incite a heated discussion that has nothing to do with anything and make personal remarks that usually works

@jovian
Rabble Rabble Rabble



8. Use of profanity is prohibited.

The use of profanity is prohibited on the EVE Online forums. This includes the partial masking of letters using numbers or alternate symbols, and any attempts at bypassing the profanity filter.

I thought I put enough **** in but im guessing I needed some ^%$£ and 12345???????

It ended in Rabble. You are now one of us. See you in Delve for your complimentary Tristan

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Jovian Death
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2016-05-16 11:41:53 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Jovian Death wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
In theory if one were to incite a heated discussion that has nothing to do with anything and make personal remarks that usually works

@jovian
Rabble Rabble Rabble



8. Use of profanity is prohibited.

The use of profanity is prohibited on the EVE Online forums. This includes the partial masking of letters using numbers or alternate symbols, and any attempts at bypassing the profanity filter.

I thought I put enough **** in but im guessing I needed some ^%$£ and 12345???????

It ended in Rabble. You are now one of us. See you in Delve for your complimentary Tristan


I would but a Tristan is a bit figure hugging on the you know whats. I prefer a free Leviathan (third party endorsed) if possible

Or a Eldilon but im guessing CCP is letting them rot it a hangar somewhere
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#18 - 2016-05-16 18:09:20 UTC
Let's get off topic let's talk about bacon



Thread closure costs you 1.1 billion and a merc contract deal.



But bacon is awesome wrapped around scallops.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#19 - 2016-05-17 13:02:30 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Let's get off topic let's talk about bacon



Thread closure costs you 1.1 billion and a merc contract deal.



But bacon is awesome wrapped around scallops.



I don't know scallops, but he's probably a cool dude if he lets you wrap him in bacon.
Nitshe Razvedka
#20 - 2016-05-17 14:13:40 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Let's get off topic let's talk about bacon



Thread closure costs you 1.1 billion and a merc contract deal.



But bacon is awesome wrapped around scallops.



Faggots and Bacon = Lambs Fry

Great for low iron count.

Faggots n Bacon, MMMMM gud for women.

Milo Yiannopoulos, MMMMM gud for men.

Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.

Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.