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Dawn of a New Era!
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Lunarisse Aspenstar
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#1 - 2016-04-29 15:09:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Lunarisse Aspenstar
A New Era of safety, attentiveness, and conscientiousness!

From this point forward, all contractors with the name of "Chad" or "Klaus" are terminated from SFRIM's industrial facilities, in particular, those holding the position of fork-lift operator.

Appropriate severance (perhaps a poor choice of phrasing) and job-retraining and placement will be provided.

Further inquiries may be directed to SFRIM's Press Liaison.
Mizhara Del'thul
Kyn'aldrnari
#2 - 2016-04-29 15:13:24 UTC
I'm pretty sure this is heresy. Somehow. If it isn't, it should be.
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#3 - 2016-04-29 16:12:02 UTC
Lunarisse Aspenstar wrote:
A New Era of safety, attentiveness, and conscientiousness!

From this point forward, all contractors with the name of "Chad" or "Klaus" are terminated from SFRIM's industrial facilities, in particular, those holding the position of fork-lift operator.


Oh, no.

Did Chadgedy strike at one of our facilities, Directrix? Or was there just a Klaus call?
Karmilla Strife
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#4 - 2016-04-29 16:47:14 UTC
I'm pleased that something decisive has been done about the menace that is Chad.
Yarosara Ruil
#5 - 2016-04-29 17:18:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Yarosara Ruil
All these epochs cropping up as of late are getting increasingly hard to keep track of!

What is this, the Age of New Ages?
Ibrahim Tash-Murkon
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#6 - 2016-04-29 17:40:23 UTC
This moves some serious liabilities off our books. I have seen Chad’s records. A firing is too good for that accidental murderer. Who in the world licensed him?

"I give you the destiny of Faith, and you will bring its message to every planet of every star in the heavens: Go forth, conquer in my Name, and reclaim that which I have given." - Book of Reclaiming 22:13
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#7 - 2016-04-29 19:18:48 UTC
I am now providing identity reassignment to anyone by the name of "Chad" or "Klaus", free of charge.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#8 - 2016-04-29 19:27:44 UTC
I do not understand the meaning of this post. I request clarification.

Nonetheless, I do detect here a certain mockery of the Doctrine of the Ages. The Doctrine of the Ages and in particular the Doctrine of the Blood Age are not things to be mocked.
Gosakumori Noh
Coven of One
#9 - 2016-04-29 20:18:26 UTC
There will be a hanging, yes?
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#10 - 2016-04-29 20:53:51 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
I do not understand the meaning of this post. I request clarification.

Nonetheless, I do detect here a certain mockery of the Doctrine of the Ages. The Doctrine of the Ages and in particular the Doctrine of the Blood Age are not things to be mocked.

No. They are definitely things to be mocked. Besides, what are you going to do about it, lose another tower?

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Vlad Cetes
Original Sinners
Pandemic Legion
#11 - 2016-04-30 04:00:47 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
I do not understand the meaning of this post. I request clarification.

Nonetheless, I do detect here a certain mockery of the Doctrine of the Ages. The Doctrine of the Ages and in particular the Doctrine of the Blood Age are not things to be mocked.

No. They are definitely things to be mocked. Besides, what are you going to do about it, lose another tower?


Citadel now. Towers are mostly obsolete. Although with a citadel he might actually be capable of finally defending himself
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#12 - 2016-04-30 04:08:37 UTC
Vlad Cetes wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
I do not understand the meaning of this post. I request clarification.

Nonetheless, I do detect here a certain mockery of the Doctrine of the Ages. The Doctrine of the Ages and in particular the Doctrine of the Blood Age are not things to be mocked.

No. They are definitely things to be mocked. Besides, what are you going to do about it, lose another tower?


Citadel now. Towers are mostly obsolete. Although with a citadel he might actually be capable of finally defending himself

I give the Odds at 90-10 in favor of PIE blowing up his structure again, regardless of what it is. They are a rather agressive pastry...

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Jason Galente
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2016-04-30 04:56:51 UTC
Yarosara Ruil wrote:
All these epochs cropping up as of late are getting increasingly hard to keep track of!

What is this, the Age of New Ages?


Yo dawg, I heard you like ages.

So I..

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost
Lord Kailethre
Tengoo Uninstallation Service
#14 - 2016-05-08 16:18:02 UTC
Ibrahim Tash-Murkon wrote:
This moves some serious liabilities off our books. I have seen Chad’s records. A firing is too good for that accidental murderer. Who in the world licensed him?


In my defence his resume was superb and he interviewed well.
Che Biko
Alexylva Paradox
#15 - 2016-05-08 19:27:53 UTC
I'm not Chadding it...I'm completely Klausless.
Something about a termination Klause...? Maybe an old Chadition in the Empire...?

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Vizage
Capital Allied Industrial Distribution
#16 - 2016-05-10 20:48:11 UTC
Aria Jenneth wrote:
Lunarisse Aspenstar wrote:
A New Era of safety, attentiveness, and conscientiousness!

From this point forward, all contractors with the name of "Chad" or "Klaus" are terminated from SFRIM's industrial facilities, in particular, those holding the position of fork-lift operator.


Oh, no.

Did Chadgedy strike at one of our facilities, Directrix? Or was there just a Klaus call?


Words cannot express my gratitude for this comment...

Thank you for making my day.