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Hunting - a poem by Little Simon
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Little Simon
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1 - 2016-04-25 18:48:35 UTC
Space, the final frontier
Little Simon is hunting
For your love

You run from Little Simon
His beacons seek you out
You are found

You never really hid
Always wanting his attention
He holds you

Like a linked warfare module
With Little Simon you are more
Love is fire
Lt Drebbin Whitehat
Doomheim
#2 - 2016-05-07 23:17:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Lt Drebbin Whitehat
I can only say... bravo! That poem was like the guitar solo at the end of Stairway to Heaven. The hair stood up on my arms, and for a moment I forgot who I was.

Would it not be too inappropriate if I borrowed the mic for a moment? Rude, I know, but.... I call this "Untitled (Hek Toon Names Medley)." All char names used without the owner's permission. Sorry.

Wedgie Nelson said to his friend
Willy Madness,
"BuyThis MyFriend"
But Willy didn't buy it.

He was concerned
About his Contentious Woman
Who may have been doing a Cardinal Syn
Only one little Clamydia Nightstand
With Cheeto Putin,
Or maybe Randy Pinkwood.

So Willy went home, Maxx Schnell,
Had a Temper Tantrum.
But Contentious Woman
Just caused a Pyrex Shatter.
"Giveusakiss," he said, but just got a pout.
Silance McCrackin....

Poor guy. He gave up the world
And devoted his life
To Poohism.

Sorry about that. Here's the mic back. Thank you.

I tried to do Lt. Frank Drebin.

Gimme Sake
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3 - 2016-05-09 13:15:45 UTC
Solo bra brawl
Left leg on dscan
Ejected, one can
Inbound yawning, yellow
Pew pew almost Willy
Nilly surprise
In the butté
Resistance...

"Never not blob!" ~ Plato