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Emasculating CODE. and its flunkies one POCO at a time.

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Tisiphone Dira
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2016-05-05 07:50:00 UTC
So deep is his infiltration that he's targeting alts we don't even know about of players who were in NOL for all of a day. Somebody check the schedules and make sure they're safe!!!

There once was a ganker named tisi

A stunningly beautiful missy

To gank a gross miner

There is nothing finer, cept when they get all pissy

Nitshe Razvedka
#22 - 2016-05-05 11:59:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Nitshe Razvedka
Tisiphone Dira wrote:
So deep is his infiltration that he's targeting alts we don't even know about of players who were in NOL for all of a day. Somebody check the schedules and make sure they're safe!!!

(role play warning)

Tisiphone Diarrhea if you want to be my deep-throat in CODE we can't exchange intel on the forums, your cover will be blown. ( not all your Codie associates are on heavy meds). Next time use the dead drop system.

Don't be jealous, but you are not my only source inside CODE.

Please note; Sue's Alt is in Conference Elite, not NOL (new order logistics). You are a smart girl try take a guess who the Alt is?


Wear the wig I bought you, a bit of colour on the cheeks won't hurt either. Now run along sweetieArrow

Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.

Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.

Dom Arkaral
Bannheim
Cuttlefish Collective
#23 - 2016-05-05 13:06:45 UTC
Already calling people names are we? Where did human respect go?
Oh wait, I don't want an answer, I already know the answer.

I don't remember posting here already (yeah I know I got bad memory), but GG on the content creation with your kid, even if it's against my peers Blink
I'm glad to see that some guys are doing stuff other than to cry all day everyday on the forums. Kudos for that.

D.

Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester.

Broadcast 4 Reps -- YOU ARE NOT ALONE, EVER

Instigator of the First ISD Thunderdome

CCL Loyalist

Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#24 - 2016-05-06 00:37:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Telegram Sam
That is some brilliance! Nice that Complaint Department were gudfighters, and AG dad and son 07ed that. High sec ganker vs. AG sports, with some mind mind games thrown in, but minus the narstiness? Is it possible? Not for long, yeah I know....Spy vs. Spy.

(P.S. Father and son, trails together.
-Y Indian Guides motto. Cool!)
Tyyler DURden
Mordechai and Sons Distribution Co.
#25 - 2016-05-06 01:52:43 UTC
Dom Arkaral wrote:
Already calling people names are we? Where did human respect go?
Another classic pot and kettle moment brought to you by Dom Arkaral.

Tyyler DURden says "use soap"

John E Normus
New Order Logistics
CODE.
#26 - 2016-05-06 02:00:31 UTC
As long as the "Penny Arcade" is safe we'll be fine.

Farewell TCE POCO 1/1, you made us thousands of isk

o7

Between Ignorance and Wisdom

Dom Arkaral
Bannheim
Cuttlefish Collective
#27 - 2016-05-06 02:19:02 UTC
Tyyler DURden wrote:
Dom Arkaral wrote:
Already calling people names are we? Where did human respect go?
Another classic pot and kettle moment brought to you by Dom Arkaral.

another uselessly irrelevant post from durrrr de idiot

Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester.

Broadcast 4 Reps -- YOU ARE NOT ALONE, EVER

Instigator of the First ISD Thunderdome

CCL Loyalist

Lament von Gankenheim
The Conference Elite
Safety.
#28 - 2016-05-06 02:37:19 UTC
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:


Last month my 11yr old son and I started destroying Sue Abbotts POCO empire. We killed over 30 before he sold the remaining 62 for 6.4 bil isk. Well under market value and at a huge loss.

Why did we target Sue? One of his Alts works for The Conference Elite. Sorry you were dropped from Complaints Department, but they did loose


aaaaand. I stopped reading at this point.

The word is lose. I can't take anyone seriously 6 sentences in with this poor a grasp of English.

Great job shooting things that cant shoot back. You're a regular scourge of New Eden.
StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
#29 - 2016-05-06 10:15:54 UTC  |  Edited by: StonerPhReaK
Lament von Gankenheim wrote:


Great job shooting things that cant shoot back. You're a regular scourge of New Eden.



The art of shooting things that cannot shoot back seems to have rubbed off on him from other areas of emergent game play. Cant quite put my finger on what form though.

Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.

Yourmoney Mywallet
Doomheim
#30 - 2016-05-06 11:20:46 UTC
StonerPhReaK wrote:
Lament von Gankenheim wrote:


Great job shooting things that cant shoot back. You're a regular scourge of New Eden.



The art of shooting things that cannot shoot back seems to have rubbed off on him from other areas of emergent game play. Cant quite put my finger on what form though.

Yeah, I'm scratching my head over that as well. Hmmmm, what might it be...
Dom Arkaral
Bannheim
Cuttlefish Collective
#31 - 2016-05-06 11:57:59 UTC
Yourmoney Mywallet wrote:
StonerPhReaK wrote:
Lament von Gankenheim wrote:


Great job shooting things that cant shoot back. You're a regular scourge of New Eden.



The art of shooting things that cannot shoot back seems to have rubbed off on him from other areas of emergent game play. Cant quite put my finger on what form though.

Yeah, I'm scratching my head over that as well. Hmmmm, what might it be...

Belt rats?

Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester.

Broadcast 4 Reps -- YOU ARE NOT ALONE, EVER

Instigator of the First ISD Thunderdome

CCL Loyalist

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#32 - 2016-05-06 16:20:16 UTC
Lament von Gankenheim wrote:
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:


Last month my 11yr old son and I started destroying Sue Abbotts POCO empire. We killed over 30 before he sold the remaining 62 for 6.4 bil isk. Well under market value and at a huge loss.

Why did we target Sue? One of his Alts works for The Conference Elite. Sorry you were dropped from Complaints Department, but they did loose


aaaaand. I stopped reading at this point.

The word is lose. I can't take anyone seriously 6 sentences in with this poor a grasp of English.

Great job shooting things that cant shoot back. You're a regular scourge of New Eden.



That's all you have, a complaint about spelling? A brilliant show such as that?


You know what that could be construed as, right?


Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Murphy O'Hara
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#33 - 2016-05-06 21:35:10 UTC
Lament von Gankenheim wrote:
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:


Last month my 11yr old son and I started destroying Sue Abbotts POCO empire. We killed over 30 before he sold the remaining 62 for 6.4 bil isk. Well under market value and at a huge loss.

Why did we target Sue? One of his Alts works for The Conference Elite. Sorry you were dropped from Complaints Department, but they did loose


aaaaand. I stopped reading at this point.

The word is lose. I can't take anyone seriously 6 sentences in with this poor a grasp of English.

Great job shooting things that cant shoot back. You're a regular scourge of New Eden.


A code monkey going on about shooting things that can't shoot back is rich, so rich I gotta go on a diet after reading that.
John E Normus
New Order Logistics
CODE.
#34 - 2016-05-06 21:43:08 UTC
Murphy O'Hara wrote:
Lament von Gankenheim wrote:
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:


Last month my 11yr old son and I started destroying Sue Abbotts POCO empire. We killed over 30 before he sold the remaining 62 for 6.4 bil isk. Well under market value and at a huge loss.

Why did we target Sue? One of his Alts works for The Conference Elite. Sorry you were dropped from Complaints Department, but they did loose


aaaaand. I stopped reading at this point.

The word is lose. I can't take anyone seriously 6 sentences in with this poor a grasp of English.

Great job shooting things that cant shoot back. You're a regular scourge of New Eden.


A code monkey going on about shooting things that can't shoot back is rich, so rich I gotta go on a diet after reading that.


I agree, LvG is being silly. We get drone aggro ALL the time from afk miners!

:seizure:

Between Ignorance and Wisdom

Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#35 - 2016-05-06 23:21:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Telegram Sam
John E Normus wrote:
As long as the "Penny Arcade" is safe we'll be fine.

Farewell TCE POCO 1/1, you made us thousands of isk

o7

Yeah, POSes aren't worth having, pretty worthless. These too: (1 x Mach 1.42bil, 2 x Scorpions, 1 x Hurricane, 1 x Talos, 1 x Proteus 1.266bil, 1 x Jaguar and 1 x Svipul.)
John E Normus
New Order Logistics
CODE.
#36 - 2016-05-06 23:40:05 UTC
Telegram Sam wrote:
John E Normus wrote:
As long as the "Penny Arcade" is safe we'll be fine.

Farewell TCE POCO 1/1, you made us thousands of isk

o7

Yeah, POSes aren't worth having, pretty worthless. These too: (1 x Mach 1.42bil, 2 x Scorpions, 1 x Hurricane, 1 x Talos, 1 x Proteus 1.266bil, 1 x Jaguar and 1 x Svipul.)


Maybe you aren't using your POS correctly.

Between Ignorance and Wisdom

Ozzie Udan
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#37 - 2016-05-07 06:36:23 UTC
Lament von Gankenheim wrote:
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:


Last month my 11yr old son and I started destroying Sue Abbotts POCO empire. We killed over 30 before he sold the remaining 62 for 6.4 bil isk. Well under market value and at a huge loss.

Why did we target Sue? One of his Alts works for The Conference Elite. Sorry you were dropped from Complaints Department, but they did loose


aaaaand. I stopped reading at this point.

The word is lose. I can't take anyone seriously 6 sentences in with this poor a grasp of English.

Great job shooting things that cant shoot back. You're a regular scourge of New Eden.


The best thing you can do to help code in my mind, would be not to make any further postings
Unless putting one's foot in it was the point.

Ps why did Sue leave CD.

A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head A painting of me

Nitshe Razvedka
#38 - 2016-05-11 09:32:16 UTC
John E Normus wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
John E Normus wrote:
As long as the "Penny Arcade" is safe we'll be fine.

Farewell TCE POCO 1/1, you made us thousands of isk

o7

Yeah, POSes aren't worth having, pretty worthless. These too: (1 x Mach 1.42bil, 2 x Scorpions, 1 x Hurricane, 1 x Talos, 1 x Proteus 1.266bil, 1 x Jaguar and 1 x Svipul.)


Maybe you aren't using your POS correctly.



*Shouting down the Uedrama station corridor*

Hey John, Just back to dust off my old mining barge to do a spot of ganker-fishing, found some of my sons glass marbles in the desk top draw.

I know you can't have children anymore, but if you sew these in place you can at least feel like a real man.

*Rolls two marbles down the corridor*

Got to fly!




GONE FISHING BACK IN ONE WEEK.Big smile

Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.

Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.

Calivess Avada
Nightlight Manufacturing
#39 - 2016-05-11 09:50:15 UTC
Lament von Gankenheim wrote:
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:


Last month my 11yr old son and I started destroying Sue Abbotts POCO empire. We killed over 30 before he sold the remaining 62 for 6.4 bil isk. Well under market value and at a huge loss.

Why did we target Sue? One of his Alts works for The Conference Elite. Sorry you were dropped from Complaints Department, but they did loose


aaaaand. I stopped reading at this point.

The word is lose. I can't take anyone seriously 6 sentences in with this poor a grasp of English.

Great job shooting things that cant shoot back. You're a regular scourge of New Eden.


hahahaha!

"Great job shooting things that can't shoot back. You're a regular scourge of New Eden"

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who enjoyed the irony there.

"Great job shooting things that cant shoot back. You're a regular scourge of New Eden"

-Lament von Gankenheim from CODE. in response to someone destroying their POCOs.

Calivess Avada
Nightlight Manufacturing
#40 - 2016-05-11 09:58:53 UTC
And while I'm at it, I should thank you for providing content for my signature. I hadn't found anything funny enough to put down there until now.

"Great job shooting things that cant shoot back. You're a regular scourge of New Eden"

-Lament von Gankenheim from CODE. in response to someone destroying their POCOs.