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Confessions of an Empress's Love slave! Hallucinogenic Drugs Blamed!
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Myrhial Arkenath
Perkone
Caldari State
#21 - 2012-01-10 18:13:25 UTC
Said 'love slave' should find a XXX-holoreel producer soon and strike up a contract, before someone else scoops up this idea and gets rich off of it.

Seriously though, it sounds like the confessor wasn't on drugs for the first time. But heh, I've heard creative types claim it gets them all their best work. Sounds like a carreer in the making.

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Caellach Marellus
Stormcrows
#22 - 2012-01-10 18:17:17 UTC
Myrhial Arkenath wrote:
Said 'love slave' should find a XXX-holoreel producer soon and strike up a contract, before someone else scoops up this idea and gets rich off of it.


The "love slave" isn't the one the producers would want on a contract...

When your gut instincts tell you something is wrong, trust them. When your heart tells you something is right, ignore it, check with your brain first. Accept nothing, challenge everything.
Myrhial Arkenath
Perkone
Caldari State
#23 - 2012-01-10 18:23:05 UTC
Caellach Marellus wrote:
Myrhial Arkenath wrote:
Said 'love slave' should find a XXX-holoreel producer soon and strike up a contract, before someone else scoops up this idea and gets rich off of it.


The "love slave" isn't the one the producers would want on a contract...


She'd help write the script for 'realism'. I'm sure they can find an Empress lookalike. The real deal with be better, but chances of that happening are about as big as the Empires suddenly being best buddies before the day is over.

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Caellach Marellus
Stormcrows
#24 - 2012-01-10 18:29:55 UTC
Myrhial Arkenath wrote:
Caellach Marellus wrote:
Myrhial Arkenath wrote:
Said 'love slave' should find a XXX-holoreel producer soon and strike up a contract, before someone else scoops up this idea and gets rich off of it.


The "love slave" isn't the one the producers would want on a contract...


She'd help write the script for 'realism'. I'm sure they can find an Empress lookalike. The real deal with be better, but chances of that happening are about as big as the Empires suddenly being best buddies before the day is over.


Still could you imagine the income, that Holoreel would be in just about every household in all of New Eden.

Though most won't admit it...

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Nick Bete
Highsec Haulers Inc.
#25 - 2012-01-11 17:14:15 UTC
To those of you who doubt that something of this nature could ever happen within the "holy empire" please recall that former Court Chamberlain Dochuta Karsoth was found guilty of consorting and cavorting with Blood Raiders and other criminal elements, corruption, heresy and more. Perversion and corruption at the highest levels of Amarrian society are nothing new, just ask current Chamberlain Articio Kor-Azor.

Don't be so quick to dismiss the validity of a story just because the source is Gutter Press. As the old saying goes, "even a stopped clock is right twice a day".
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#26 - 2012-01-11 17:15:50 UTC
Nick Bete wrote:
To those of you who doubt that something of this nature could ever happen within the "holy empire" please recall that former Court Chamberlain Dochuta Karsoth was found guilty of consorting and cavorting with Blood Raiders and other criminal elements, corruption, heresy and more. Perversion and corruption at the highest levels of Amarrian society are nothing new, just ask current Chamberlain Articio Kor-Azor.

Don't be so quick to dismiss the validity of a story just because the source is Gutter Press. As the old saying goes, "even a stopped clock is right twice a day".


No, see, you know this story isn't true because it's not a Caldari plot.
Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
#27 - 2012-01-11 20:32:28 UTC
That's hot.

Sits forward

We need more of this stuff.

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Ando Ohmiras
Doomheim
#28 - 2012-01-12 00:59:45 UTC
"Hallucinogenic Drugs"

This pretty much sums it up. Anyone else feel that way? I mean, in a certain light, from a certain angle, I bet even I could look like Jamyl Sarum if I were wearing a dress and a wig. Add some hallucinogens into the mix, and well...

...let's just say that there may be alternative interpretations of the confession, and leave it at that.
Erik Kaassan
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#29 - 2012-01-13 20:52:02 UTC
Tabloids and sensationalist rubbish. Why can't journalism produce news that is relevant?
Caellach Marellus
Stormcrows
#30 - 2012-01-13 20:57:10 UTC
Erik Kaassan wrote:
Tabloids and sensationalist rubbish. Why can't journalism produce news that is relevant?


I think you answered your own question.

When your gut instincts tell you something is wrong, trust them. When your heart tells you something is right, ignore it, check with your brain first. Accept nothing, challenge everything.
Erik Kaassan
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#31 - 2012-01-13 22:36:19 UTC
Caellach Marellus wrote:
Erik Kaassan wrote:
Tabloids and sensationalist rubbish. Why can't journalism produce news that is relevant?


I think you answered your own question.


I've yet to see how. Are you insinuating that all news is sensational and rubbish?
Lyn Farel
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#32 - 2012-01-14 13:31:53 UTC
I think it might be more something in the lines of "journalism can not produce relevant news because of tabloids and sensationalism."
Caellach Marellus
Stormcrows
#33 - 2012-01-14 15:50:54 UTC
Erik Kaassan wrote:
Caellach Marellus wrote:
Erik Kaassan wrote:
Tabloids and sensationalist rubbish. Why can't journalism produce news that is relevant?


I think you answered your own question.


I've yet to see how. Are you insinuating that all news is sensational and rubbish?


Journalism has become little more than a keyword for finding sensationalist rubbish.

Proper news reporting is a rare thing these days.

When your gut instincts tell you something is wrong, trust them. When your heart tells you something is right, ignore it, check with your brain first. Accept nothing, challenge everything.
Harrigan VonStudly
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#34 - 2012-02-13 00:46:36 UTC
I call blasphemy. A mere woman proclaiming to be a “love slave” to Empress Jamyl I as being reported by Gutter Press?
Certainly you all can read between the lines. As you can see in the post: “The “love slave”, a True Amarr woman in her mid twenties said that she enjoyed “several hours of passion” with the Empress, and was not alone in this!”

What "slave" enjoys “severeal hours of passion” if they are indeed a slave? I submit this smitten woman of, apparently the Amarr, is but a mere temptress indulging in nothing more than the smearing of the Empress of Amarr and her holiness.
Kalaratiri
Full Broadside
Deepwater Hooligans
#35 - 2012-02-13 14:34:44 UTC
Harrigan VonStudly wrote:
I call blasphemy. A mere woman proclaiming to be a “love slave” to Empress Jamyl I as being reported by Gutter Press?
Certainly you all can read between the lines. As you can see in the post: “The “love slave”, a True Amarr woman in her mid twenties said that she enjoyed “several hours of passion” with the Empress, and was not alone in this!”

What "slave" enjoys “severeal hours of passion” if they are indeed a slave? I submit this smitten woman of, apparently the Amarr, is but a mere temptress indulging in nothing more than the smearing of the Empress of Amarr and her holiness.


So, you're not exactly calling blasphemy here, more 'bullshit'. Which, to be honest, is fair enough.

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Marco Bartoli
The Unknown Bar and Pub
#36 - 2012-02-22 07:37:23 UTC
Lies, lies. The Empress would never engage in such blasphemous behavior. She is the guiding light of all proper civilization.
Mekhana
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#37 - 2012-02-22 19:18:45 UTC
Whatever gets her off, I suppose.

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FeralShadow
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#38 - 2012-02-22 22:12:38 UTC
She was mortal long before she ascended to the throne. Young love and all that.

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