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The Lay of the Station-Trader
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Caldari Citizen 115-16-18737
Doomheim
#1 - 2016-04-29 10:35:42 UTC
I buy it low and sell it high,
Docked in Jita and Amarr.
I never fight and I never die,
Station-trading in Veldspar.

I fill my wallet, both free of risk,
And free of the need to "play."
I simply bank up all my ISK,
And sit in-station all day.

I spam local with contract links,
I am quite clever you see!
So when you see your chat tab blink,
Yep, you guessed: it's me!

And that buy order for one ISK-cent?
Well that is my work too!
I like my profit high-percent,
So I'm happy to scam you!

I don't bring anything to Eve,
I may even be a bot!
But until I'm banned, I'm free to thieve!
And safely station-squat.
Yarosara Ruil
#2 - 2016-04-29 10:45:22 UTC
Your poetry is bad, and you should feel bad!
Chandelin
Abandoned Farm
#3 - 2016-04-29 10:49:20 UTC
Caldari Citizen 115-16-18737 wrote:
I buy it low and sell it high,
Docked in Jita and Amarr.
I never fight and I never die,
Station-trading in Veldspar.

I fill my wallet, both free of risk,
And free of the need to "play."
I simply bank up all my ISK,
And sit in-station all day.

I spam local with contract links,
I am quite clever you see!
So when you see your chat tab blink,
Yep, you guessed: it's me!

And that buy order for one ISK-cent?
Well that is my work too!
I like my profit high-percent,
So I'm happy to scam you!

I don't bring anything to Eve,
I may even be a bot!
But until I'm banned, I'm free to thieve!
And safely station-squat.



I thought I hated Kanye West more until you posted this
Caldari Citizen 115-16-18737
Doomheim
#4 - 2016-04-29 10:56:28 UTC
Yarosara Ruil wrote:
Your poetry is bad, and you should feel bad!


Cry I worked hard.
Davian Thule Pirkibo
Caldari 1
Caldari Alliance
#5 - 2016-04-29 11:05:32 UTC
Caldari Citizen 115-16-18737 wrote:
I buy it low and sell it high,
Docked in Jita and Amarr.
I never fight and I never die,
Station-trading in Veldspar.

I fill my wallet, both free of risk,
And free of the need to "play."
I simply bank up all my ISK,
And sit in-station all day.

I spam local with contract links,
I am quite clever you see!
So when you see your chat tab blink,
Yep, you guessed: it's me!

And that buy order for one ISK-cent?
Well that is my work too!
I like my profit high-percent,
So I'm happy to scam you!

I don't bring anything to Eve,
I may even be a bot!
But until I'm banned, I'm free to thieve!
And safely station-squat.

I like it :), besides the new tax changes are gonna help fix the economy.
Katherie Hobbes
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2016-04-29 21:56:54 UTC
Loved it!
Sustrai Aditua
Intandofisa
#7 - 2016-04-29 22:52:31 UTC
Yarosara Ruil wrote:
Your poetry is bad, and you should feel bad!
Yeah, the point was okay, but the verse purely sucked.
"The worst poetry is written with the best of intentions." Oscar Wilde

If we get chased by zombies, I'm tripping you.
Tiberius Amzadee
The Night Stalker Syndicate
#8 - 2016-04-30 00:08:33 UTC
Matari space is red,
Gallente space is green,
Amarr space is gold,
Caldari space is blue,
It'll be a pleasure to be of service.
An exhange of merchandise from me,
In payment of ISK from you.

(Yea,I better dock for the day. These trade runs are getting to me.)
Karina Ivanovich
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2016-04-30 00:38:24 UTC
Why do we still hate,
And why do we love to hate,
The ones we should love.

Fault not others for their creations.
Mocking words spreads dark lies.
Seek ever for a thoughtful word.
Critique the verse, but not deterred.

The words of people.
Are a twisted cruel beginning.
To our own decent.

Some call me insane. If the universe is sane, then I embrace that label.
Mephiztopheleze
Laphroaig Inc.
#10 - 2016-04-30 01:36:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Mephiztopheleze
i like it! bravo.

Yarosara Ruil wrote:
Your poetry is bad, and you should feel bad!



respond with rhyme uniquely your own;
if mere bile spews from your lofty throne.
adding nothing but unoriginal, puerile wit,
you've shown yourself to be a twit.

Occasional Resident Newbie Correspondent for TMC: http://themittani.com/search/site/mephiztopheleze

This is my Forum Main. My Combat Alt is sambo Inkura
Keebler Wizard
Skew The Suits
#11 - 2016-04-30 01:52:27 UTC
Station traders? You mean those people that drive the price of items down till nobody makes any money?

Good, ya'll can burn in hell.
TackyTachy1
Doomheim
#12 - 2016-05-02 03:20:39 UTC
You want some really bad poetry? Top this:

Used to write
when I was young
it felt allright
as I was dumb
but now I'm old
and still alive
No longer bold
Nor clear of eye


Now that's some bad stuff, but original.

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