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The Like and Get Likes Thread, Renewed

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Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#6221 - 2016-04-28 23:10:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Commissar Kate
Yiole Gionglao wrote:
Why are Russian such jerks? Evil

(Rethoric question: I do know why, but it wouldn't be politically correct to explain).

After eventually making it to Tier VIII battlships in the US Navy lineup in the Russsian developed game World of Warships, I'm done with the US Navy in that game. Russian jerks from Wargaming have made absolutely everything possible to make American ships suck, and God they succeeded! Of course, they will claim that they are "historically accurate" by modeling American perfomance according to every last blopper, failure to perform and breakdown ever recorded, so American ship are consistently a PITA.

Then, If Russians weren't jerks, the Wargaming developers would worry about the need to provide a enjoyable experience to every player, rather than compensate their issues by trashing American craft on top of overmodelling Russian hardware. But they're Russian jerks and so they just make their game suck if a player happens to pick, per random choice, American ships.

Wargaming assholes: it is not fun when you fire 9 shots to a cruiser 5 km away and each and everyf***** one falls short or overshoots because you decided, bloody assholes, that a North Carolina shouldn't be able to hit a mountain at point blank range according to God knows what stupid shot accuracy records you digged out from some stupid office.

/rambling over.


Well if it were realistic, american ships would dominate everyone else due to their advanced radar assisted ballistic computers. Lol The Americans should have the best accuracy in the game, Especially at long range.

And it's also a travesty to leave out the Royal Navy, one of the greatest navies at the time and put in the Soviet Navy which was laughable at the time in before the RN.
LordOdysseus
Fusion Enterprises Ltd
Pandemic Horde
#6222 - 2016-04-29 00:04:44 UTC
I'm going to write something in Bulgarian language in Latin letters in Morse Code in Binary.See if you can decipher this:

00101101 00101101 00101101 00100000 00101101 00101110 00101110 00101110 00100000 00101110 00101110 00100000 00101101 00101110 00101101 00101110 00100000 00101110 00101110 00101110 00101110 00100000 00101110 00101101 00100000 00101101 00101101 00100000 00101111 00100000 00101110 00101110 00101110 00101101 00100000 00101110 00101110 00101110 00100000 00101110 00101110 00100000 00101101 00101110 00101101 00101110 00100000 00101110 00101110 00101110 00101110 00100000 00101101 00101110 00101101 00100000 00101110 00101110 00100000 00101111 00100000 00101110 00101110 00101110 00101101 00100000 00101110 00101110 00101101 00100000 00101110 00101110 00101110 00101101 00100000 00101111 00100000 00101110 00101101 00101110 00101110 00100000 00101110 00101101 00100000 00101101 00101101 00101110 00100000 00101110 00101101 00101110 00101110 00100000 00101111 00100000 00101110 00101110 00100000 00101111 00100000 00101110 00101101 00101110 00101110 00100000 00101110 00100000 00101101 00101110 00101101 00100000 00101110 00101101 00100000 00101111 00100000 00101101 00101110 00100000 00101101 00101101 00101101 00100000 00101110 00101110 00101110 00100000 00101110 00101110 00101110 00101110 00100000 00101101 00100000 00101111 00100000 00101110 00101110 00101110 00100000 00101110 00101101 00101110 00101110 00100000 00101110 00101101 00100000 00101101 00101110 00101110 00100000 00101110 00101110 00101101 00100000 00101110 00101101 00101110 00100000 00101110 00101110
LordOdysseus
Fusion Enterprises Ltd
Pandemic Horde
#6223 - 2016-04-29 00:11:00 UTC
Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
When Fleets Collide
#6224 - 2016-04-29 00:19:10 UTC
cba

also Russians are people too
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#6225 - 2016-04-29 00:19:42 UTC
It says something about LAGL, the rest I have no idea what it says.
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#6226 - 2016-04-29 00:21:10 UTC
Kryptik Kai wrote:

Is your plan going to survive the CCP plan to specifically make it so mission runners can't keep everyone happy?

Guess time will only tell.

Well, one thing is for sure, CCP won't make negative incurred standings higher than positive gained standings. That itself would be a tremendous slap in the face to a large portion of the playerbase.

Also what you're referring to is nothing more than the ramblings of a single CCP employee. In fact when CCP added the Epic Arcs and did the 'Agents Made Easy' expansion they definitely said it was to allow players the ability to repair negative standings.

So basically what I'm saying is as long as Event Agents are active in the game, 'The Plan' will always work.


Yiole Gionglao wrote:
Kryptik Kai wrote:

Is your plan going to survive the CCP plan to specifically make it so mission runners can't keep everyone happy?


The plan is to convince CCP that such idea is idiotic beyond words and would only show how they don't have a clue on what drives mission runners.

Exactly, also since they're looking to boost subscription count I highly doubt they'll ever make standings so lop sided again that it limits players on how much of the game they can experience. Specifically not being able to enter half of the game area due to not being able to repair negative standings.


DMC
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#6227 - 2016-04-29 00:52:47 UTC
LordOdysseus wrote:
I'm going to write something in Bulgarian language in Latin letters in Morse Code in Binary.See if you can decipher this:

00101101 00101101 00101101 00100000 00101101 00101110 00101110 00101110 00100000 00101110 00101110 00100000 00101101 00101110 00101101 00101110 00100000 00101110 00101110 00101110 00101110 00100000 00101110 00101101 00100000 00101101 00101101 00100000 00101111 00100000 00101110 00101110 00101110 00101101 00100000 00101110 00101110 00101110 00100000 00101110 00101110 00100000 00101101 00101110 00101101 00101110 00100000 00101110 00101110 00101110 00101110 00100000 00101101 00101110 00101101 00100000 00101110 00101110 00100000 00101111 00100000 00101110 00101110 00101110 00101101 00100000 00101110 00101110 00101101 00100000 00101110 00101110 00101110 00101101 00100000 00101111 00100000 00101110 00101101 00101110 00101110 00100000 00101110 00101101 00100000 00101101 00101101 00101110 00100000 00101110 00101101 00101110 00101110 00100000 00101111 00100000 00101110 00101110 00100000 00101111 00100000 00101110 00101101 00101110 00101110 00100000 00101110 00100000 00101101 00101110 00101101 00100000 00101110 00101101 00100000 00101111 00100000 00101101 00101110 00100000 00101101 00101101 00101101 00100000 00101110 00101110 00101110 00100000 00101110 00101110 00101110 00101110 00100000 00101101 00100000 00101111 00100000 00101110 00101110 00101110 00100000 00101110 00101101 00101110 00101110 00100000 00101110 00101101 00100000 00101101 00101110 00101110 00100000 00101110 00101110 00101101 00100000 00101110 00101101 00101110 00100000 00101110 00101110

Shocked

4 different translations. You do know the more times a message is translated part of it get's lost or changed, right ?

Anyway, I did it a few times and got similar results in the end. Basically it said =

Quote:
I love everyone in lagl and goodnight cuties


Sooo, am I right and more importantly, what did I win ?



DMC
RoAnnon
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#6228 - 2016-04-29 04:05:37 UTC
Howdy folks *tips Stetson*

Sure hope everyone's doing well. Well, most of y'all, anyway. Cool

Keep up the good fight, hold the line, stiff upper lip and all that. Remember to never fly straight and level for more than 30 seconds at a time.

Goonite!

So, you're a bounty hunter. No, that ain't it at all. Then what are you? I'm a bounty hunter.

Broadcast4Reps

Eve Vegas 2015 Pub Crawl Group 9

Houston EVE Meet

Mishra San
#6229 - 2016-04-29 06:37:02 UTC
I want a Popsicle.

=)

LAGL LAGL LAGL
Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
EDENCOM DEFENSIVE INITIATIVE
#6230 - 2016-04-29 07:28:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Nana Skalski
Yiole Gionglao
#6231 - 2016-04-29 08:46:40 UTC
Commissar Kate wrote:
Yiole Gionglao wrote:
Why are Russian such jerks? Evil

(Rethoric question: I do know why, but it wouldn't be politically correct to explain).

After eventually making it to Tier VIII battlships in the US Navy lineup in the Russsian developed game World of Warships, I'm done with the US Navy in that game. Russian jerks from Wargaming have made absolutely everything possible to make American ships suck, and God they succeeded! Of course, they will claim that they are "historically accurate" by modeling American perfomance according to every last blopper, failure to perform and breakdown ever recorded, so American ship are consistently a PITA.

Then, If Russians weren't jerks, the Wargaming developers would worry about the need to provide a enjoyable experience to every player, rather than compensate their issues by trashing American craft on top of overmodelling Russian hardware. But they're Russian jerks and so they just make their game suck if a player happens to pick, per random choice, American ships.

Wargaming assholes: it is not fun when you fire 9 shots to a cruiser 5 km away and each and everyf***** one falls short or overshoots because you decided, bloody assholes, that a North Carolina shouldn't be able to hit a mountain at point blank range according to God knows what stupid shot accuracy records you digged out from some stupid office.

/rambling over.


Well if it were realistic, american ships would dominate everyone else due to their advanced radar assisted ballistic computers. Lol The Americans should have the best accuracy in the game, Especially at long range.

And it's also a travesty to leave out the Royal Navy, one of the greatest navies at the time and put in the Soviet Navy which was laughable at the time in before the RN.


Well adding the Russian Navy is a granted. It's a Russian game so to hell with objectivity about what disgraceful piles of junk were Russian craft. And al in all I am having insane fun (and earning juicy credits) with the Bogatyr Tier III cruiser, which essentially pwns anything in its tier unless you "upgrade" it to peashooter guns.

But the thing with US Navy is a bloody shame. Japanese Battleships are sniper accurate despite the tiny, neglectable fact that they couldn't fire at speeds above 5 knots, whereas American Battlehips have disgraceful ballistics performance. Seriously, how can you miss 9 of 9 shots at 5 kilometers? My Kongo, Tier V, will have for breakfast any DD getting closer than 6 km. Once I killed 4 DDs in a single battle! But then as you get rid of the Colorado's disgraceful speed, you lose any armor worth its name and get the accuracy of a drunk redneck with a shotgun, despite the North Carolina and all other WW2 era battleships had radar assisted ballistics! Not to mention how the single most useful use tip for the NC is "fire targets full ahead and never show your broadside", since the NC behaves, armor-wise, like a oversized Pensacola (that floating citadel with a little bit of ship around it). Meanhwile the Tier VII Nagato haves an armor modeled after pipedream design specifications that doesn't reflects at all the shoddy mess it was and how poorly it performed in real life. The Nagato was a refurbished carrier, for God's sake!, so how can it have more hitpoints than a Tier VIII Battleship?

As for the Royal Navy... guess it's their wildcard for when population shrinks.

Poor job is a poor job. And Wargaming has done a poor job by letting nationalistic bigotry stand in the way of enjoyable gaming.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you

Yiole Gionglao
#6232 - 2016-04-29 08:55:43 UTC
Also: mornings LAGLers! Today my cold has reached epic proportions and after going to work yesterday on a "healthy" dose of 1 gram of Paracetamol each 6 hours to lower fever and head pain, plus Acetylcysteine and Lysine, today I'm not taking chances. If this gets any worse I'll go to see a doctor. Meanwhile I'm at home, free to cough, sneeze and let my nose and tear glands flow as they please: my face bones hurt, but not enough to be sinusitis... just enough to keep my right eye crying. And also can go hide back to my warm bed when I start feeling too cold. I hate spring colds!

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you

Yiole Gionglao
#6233 - 2016-04-29 09:18:48 UTC
Mishra San wrote:
I want a Popsicle.



Will'ya lick that popsicle like a mothaf'kin baby mothaf'kin would?

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you

Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
When Fleets Collide
#6234 - 2016-04-29 09:19:23 UTC
Jesus
Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
EDENCOM DEFENSIVE INITIATIVE
#6235 - 2016-04-29 09:23:10 UTC
Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
EDENCOM DEFENSIVE INITIATIVE
#6236 - 2016-04-29 09:27:16 UTC
Yiole Gionglao wrote:


Well, I have recently seen crazy licking but lollipop related and its too much for this thread to bare. Cool
miiral
#6237 - 2016-04-29 12:10:43 UTC
Nana Skalski wrote:
Yiole Gionglao wrote:


Well, I have recently seen crazy licking but lollipop related and its too much for this thread to bare. Cool


Yum yum ♥P
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#6238 - 2016-04-29 12:18:36 UTC
Oh look! It's a rare miiral sighting!
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#6239 - 2016-04-29 14:11:49 UTC
Quote:
EVE ONLINE: CITADEL
TIME TO BUILD YOUR DREAMS AND WRECK THEIRS

Greetings Ishanchuk Fazmarai,

The Citadel expansion is live, with new ships, superweapons, and the mighty player-built Citadels for conquest and colonization of the EVE universe.

Return today with a 33% discount on 1 month and 5 months offers. Take one or take them both!


Estimada señora Eve:

He leído con interés la oferta que me hizo llegar en fecha de ayer, relativa a la posibilidad de volver a contratar sus servicios para disfrutar de nuevas oportunidades. En concreto, las que usted define como "construir tus sueños y arruinar los de ellos". Lamentablemente, esa clase de actividad (arruinar sueños ajenos) nunca me ha interesado, y en reciprocidad he tenido buen cuidado de no construir ningún sueño que pudiera ser estropeado por la presencia de otros subscriptores. Por ello, declino su oferta, que considero poco realista y en absoluto adecuada a mis intereses.

Asimismo, dado que hace más de 7 años que nos conocemos, creo que a estas alturas usted ya debería saber mejor mis intereses y tenerlos más en cuenta. He notado cómo en los últimos años, el valor retornado por mi inversión en sus servicios ha ido decayendo hasta límites intolerablemente bajos.

No dudo de que usted dispone de otros clientes a quienes puedan interesar esta clase de actividades fútiles y nihilistas basadas en una guerra perpetua y sin sentido, pero he de hacerle notar que, en mi opinión, si yo tuviera que tomar parte en una guerra, mi papel sería como Judith contra Holofernes. No soy ni he tenido nunca ningún interés en ser una gran guerrera de apariencia impresionante, gran fuerza física y extraordinaria habilidad con las armas, pero así entre usted y yo, hay mucha maneras de terminar una guerra, y luchar en el campo de batalla es una de las menos eficaces...

Claro que, si no fuera por la estúpida guerra, a usted no se le ocurriría nada mejor que vender, y a sus intentos de vender otras cosas me remito...

Atentamente,

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
EDENCOM DEFENSIVE INITIATIVE
#6240 - 2016-04-29 14:26:36 UTC