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xxxAlloxxx

Better Off Red

Unspoken Alliance.

Likes received: 98

#261 - 2012-01-11 17:54:19 UTC

Tauren Tom wrote:

The EvE Gate didn't collapse. Chuck Norris merely round house kicked the wormhole to another dimension.

*stares at Jove space expecting Chuck Norris to come flying out in a Ford F350 ass kicking machine*

Chuck Norris is a supporter of and apparently player of wow, which would mean he would not have the first clue wth a wh is or Joves for that matter. I would assume by your statement you truly are a wow player, which would explain a lot about your poor play style in eve. Please feel free to stay in wow with your fail Chuck Norris thingy. All know Burt Reynolds is way better then up chuck will ever be.

TetraHydroC https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=453962

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Ministry of War Amarr Empire 93
Rommell Drako Ministry of War Amarr Empire Likes received: 93	#262 - 2012-01-11 17:58:26 UTC xxxAlloxxx wrote: [quote=Tauren Tom]All know Burt Reynolds is way better then up chuck will ever be. I loved him in All Dogs go to Heaven

Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde 101
Mr Morita Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde Likes received: 101	#263 - 2012-01-11 18:09:51 UTC Tauren Tom wrote: The EvE Gate didn't collapse. Chuck Norris merely round house kicked the wormhole to another dimension. stares at Jove space expecting Chuck Norris to come flying out in a Ford F350 ass kicking machine Hi fucknuts, good thing Chuck Norris never, ever drove a Ford. First season he drove a GMC Sierra, second he drove a Dodge Ram. CU in WoW.

The Hatchery RAZOR Alliance 90
Firebolt145 The Hatchery RAZOR Alliance Likes received: 90	#264 - 2012-01-11 21:13:38 UTC Xander Baligo wrote: This sounds much like a Leon Hohokam post Is that fellow still around?

Tauren Tom

Order of the Silver Dragons

Silver Dragonz

Likes received: 103

#265 - 2012-01-13 13:32:26 UTC | Edited by: Tauren Tom

Uh oh, I think gunpoint is butt hurt they couldn't catch my carrier XD

1) If you didn't notice by my name I used to play WoW you should look into returning to primary school.
2) Clearly I don't care enough about Chuck Norris to get his vehicle correct
3) I love doing these lists because you twats will read them and then dissect them to make some sub-humorous attempt at a comeback.
4) U MAD BRO?!

Edit 1: For random poo flinging fun yea!

Edit 2: I MAD BRO!

In the grand scheme of things... You're all pubbies. So HTFU.   "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." - Elwood Blues

Imperial Academy Amarr Empire 3
Krole Imperial Academy Amarr Empire Likes received: 3	#266 - 2012-01-13 17:05:18 UTC Kmelx wrote: http://killboard.coalitionofantipirates.com/?a=kill_related&kll_id=10101 Don't worry though - it's a lie, we just make this **** up. You forgot to brag about that same alpha fleet getting spanked by ruppies. http://www.ransm.killmail.org/?a=kill_related&kll_id=12071057

Get Out Nasty Face 3,886
Lady Spank Get Out Nasty Face Likes received: 3,886	#267 - 2012-01-13 17:09:42 UTC Tauren Tom wrote: If you didn't notice by my name I used to play WoW you should look into returning to primary school. Not everyone has played that game you know. (ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)

ANZAC ALLIANCE Goonswarm Federation 45
Kulmid ANZAC ALLIANCE Goonswarm Federation Likes received: 45	#268 - 2012-01-13 17:49:24 UTC Please help me rid my solar system of pirate scum, great space defenders. The locals of Assah are bad people, and horrible at PvP. Please send massive squadrons of your heros to fend them off! Ps. I hear they crumble at the mere sight of a carrier class vessel, using many of them will surely break them quickly.

CarnegieSteel

Minmatar War Orphans Fund

Likes received: 44

#269 - 2012-01-13 17:54:16 UTC

Kulmid wrote:

Please help me rid my solar system of pirate scum, great space defenders.

The locals of Assah are bad people, and horrible at PvP. Please send massive squadrons of your heros to fend them off!

Ps. I hear they crumble at the mere sight of a carrier class vessel, using many of them will surely break them quickly.

You are a fool if you think carriers would drive them away. It would take at least 1 supercarrier class vessel. The supercarrier wouldnt even need support.


Firebolt145 The Hatchery RAZOR Alliance Likes received: 90	#270 - 2012-01-13 17:59:46 UTC How is this thread still at the top of C&P? PS butts

Kulmid

ANZAC ALLIANCE

Goonswarm Federation

Likes received: 45

#271 - 2012-01-13 18:43:01 UTC

CarnegieSteel wrote:

Kulmid wrote:

You are a fool if you think carriers would drive them away. It would take at least 1 supercarrier class vessel. The supercarrier wouldnt even need support.

Sir, that is an amazing idea. If these defenders of good could use a supercarrier class vessels, the horrible horrible pirates of Assah would be vanquished within seconds.

I ask of you a favor great heros, please help us. Preferably with capitals and strong fleets of T3s and faction vessels of great power.

Kane Rizzel

NovaKane Incorporated

You've got RED on you

Likes received: 85

#272 - 2012-01-13 19:59:43 UTC | Edited by: Kane Rizzel

Krole wrote:

Kmelx wrote:

http://killboard.coalitionofantipirates.com/?a=kill_related&kll_id=10101

Don't worry though - it's a lie, we just make this **** up.

You forgot to brag about that same alpha fleet getting spanked by ruppies.

http://www.ransm.killmail.org/?a=kill_related&kll_id=12071057

We really got suppressed on that one, good job COA.

BUTTS

Edit: The curious thing is, it doesn't even appear on the COA killboard, they sure handed us our BUTTS.
Only one person was man enough to post his epic victory: http://killboard.coalitionofantipirates.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=11027

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