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Holy Amarrian Battlemonk and Hematology Advancement Program

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Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#21 - 2016-04-22 15:11:10 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
You will find the Sani Sabik faith to be something other than dull when you stand before a holy and righteous Red God at the Judgement, naked and alone, quaking in fear, hearing the Red God only laugh as the sefrim carry you down to Hell.

Pretty sure alot of the fear gets lost when it's garranteed you know your fate... Nothing left for the imagination and all that.

Roll
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2016-04-22 15:37:03 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
You will find the Sani Sabik faith to be something other than dull when you stand before a holy and righteous Red God at the Judgement, naked and alone, quaking in fear, hearing the Red God only laugh as the sefrim carry you down to Hell.

A god that would need someone as pathetic as you as their herald couldn't beat me in an arm-wrestle.

How does it feel to know that I not only feel not an ounce of fear towards you or your ramblings, but that they fill me with such apathy and disinterest it becomes hard to even summon the effort to finish this insult?

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#23 - 2016-04-22 17:11:14 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
You will find the Sani Sabik faith to be something other than dull when you stand before a holy and righteous Red God at the Judgement, naked and alone, quaking in fear, hearing the Red God only laugh as the sefrim carry you down to Hell.

A god that would need someone as pathetic as you as their herald couldn't beat me in an arm-wrestle.

Gallentean hypocrisy like that makes me sick.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#24 - 2016-04-22 19:07:06 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
You will find the Sani Sabik faith to be something other than dull when you stand before a holy and righteous Red God at the Judgement, naked and alone, quaking in fear, hearing the Red God only laugh as the sefrim carry you down to Hell.

A god that would need someone as pathetic as you as their herald couldn't beat me in an arm-wrestle.

Gallentean hypocrisy like that makes me sick.


It's funny, because he's claiming to have an Unnaturally Strong arm, with which to win an arm-wrestling competition.

And you know what causes Unnaturally Strong arms ?

Quafe fuelled self-pleasuring ! Which he's effectively just confessed to. Lewd !

And this is why the Federation must be destroyed.

Hurr.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.

Gosakumori Noh
Coven of One
#25 - 2016-04-22 21:04:34 UTC
Valerie Valate wrote:
Quafe fueled self-pleasuring!
And this is why the Federation must be destroyed.


Let's not be hasty, darling! We should study the issue of Quafe fueled self-pleasuring carefully.

It is, after all, important to know the enemy.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#26 - 2016-04-22 21:27:31 UTC
Valerie Valate wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
You will find the Sani Sabik faith to be something other than dull when you stand before a holy and righteous Red God at the Judgement, naked and alone, quaking in fear, hearing the Red God only laugh as the sefrim carry you down to Hell.

A god that would need someone as pathetic as you as their herald couldn't beat me in an arm-wrestle.

Gallentean hypocrisy like that makes me sick.


It's funny, because he's claiming to have an Unnaturally Strong arm, with which to win an arm-wrestling competition.

And you know what causes Unnaturally Strong arms ?

Quafe fuelled self-pleasuring ! Which he's effectively just confessed to. Lewd !

And this is why the Federation must be destroyed.

Hurr.

Negative, ma'am. I haven't meant his... arm or his quafe, but rather him calling others pathetic. This is the hypocrisy.

As for behaving unacceptable and self-pleasuring with quafe while training... well, it is assumed by default.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Arnulf Ogunkoya
Clan Ogunkoya
Electus Matari
#27 - 2016-04-23 10:58:48 UTC
Valerie Valate wrote:
I'm an award winning author, a published academic, the IGS's greatest comedienne, and according to former Cardinal Graelyn, the greatest Sani Sabik philosopher he's ever met.

So, y'all can cram it with walnuts.


I had understood you to be a Sani Sabik that finds the antics of Omir, the Raiders and their capsuleer fans somewhat beneath her.

Was I mistaken?

Regards, Arnulf Ogunkoya.

Jason Galente
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2016-04-23 11:07:15 UTC
Valerie Valate wrote:
I'm an award winning author, a published academic, the IGS's greatest comedienne, and according to former Cardinal Graelyn, the greatest Sani Sabik philosopher he's ever met.

So, y'all can cram it with walnuts.


You're certainly very different from your predecessor.

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost

Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#29 - 2016-04-23 11:30:47 UTC
Arnulf Ogunkoya wrote:
Valerie Valate wrote:
I'm an award winning author, a published academic, the IGS's greatest comedienne, and according to former Cardinal Graelyn, the greatest Sani Sabik philosopher he's ever met.

So, y'all can cram it with walnuts.


I had understood you to be a Sani Sabik that finds the antics of Omir, the Raiders and their capsuleer fans somewhat beneath her.

Was I mistaken?


No.

Someone criticised my corporation. And other people like to group us with the more... flamboyant... Sarikusistas.

I am just clarifying my position.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.

Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#30 - 2016-04-23 13:19:23 UTC
Valerie Valate wrote:
I'm... ...according to former Cardinal Graelyn, the greatest Sani Sabik philosopher he's ever met.


That's like me saying Munchy the slaver hound is the finest quadruped basket-weaver I've ever met.

Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori

Jalar Shazih
Yamagata Technologies Inc.
Memento Moriendo
#31 - 2016-04-23 15:28:50 UTC
Rodj Blake wrote:
[quote=Andreus Ixiris]
There was no such time. Even when they went around throwing parties, they were still boring.


You obviously didn't attend such parties so are hardly fit to comment.

If you ever wish to attend one of our ceremonies I'm sure we could find a place for you. Oh, and I guarantee it wont be boring...
Gosakumori Noh
Coven of One
#32 - 2016-04-23 18:50:53 UTC
Jalar Shazih wrote:
Rodj Blake wrote:
[quote=Andreus Ixiris]
There was no such time. Even when they went around throwing parties, they were still boring.


You obviously didn't attend such parties so are hardly fit to comment.


It's not entirely clear from the above who said what, though neither individual attributed is worth the trouble of reading back through the thread. Ixie the Pixie attended at least one party. He was a prissy dyspeptic drama queen who fled in a huff after being fondled by Silas or some guest. There may or may not have been a torn dress and tears.

The real entertainment at that one was Istvaan Shogaatsu, who ended up exploding his own body in the sex dungeon... though watching the Nation contingent steal Lady Vitalia's antique table was also quite fun. And Synthia, as always, a delight.
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