EVE General Discussion

Greetings & salutations current/possible monocle holders,

This is an official thread from The Monocle Clubhouse!

Do you have a monocle? Do you want to join others with monocles?

No longer will you have to sit alone in your captains quarters alone, admiring your own looks. As you look in the mirror & wonder if there is anyone out there that feels the same way.

Due to the high influx of eyepiece holders, the monocle clubhouse representatives would like to request that any pilot that has recently become eligible to become a fully fledged member of The Monocle Clubhouse please send Jeronica, Boom Boom Longtime, Cavalira an in-game mail to register your interest.

Don’t have a monocle? Well its time to get one so you can join us!

ESPECIALLY WELCOMING, Looking Glass Monocle Interface (left/gold) Owners!

What do we do?

We smoke cigars, sit in fancy chairs around a spectacular roundtable, talk about important stuff, have fun & umm *cough* Plot to dominate New Eden *Cough*. What? I didn't say that, stop trying to falsely accuse us! o.o

Austin Powers - 100 billion dollars clip

BOOM, monocle approved.

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Birthdate of the club - 2012-12-17 13:03:27 UTC

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Daily bumpage will happen every 24h or more!

Likes are appreciated! <3

Have fun, fly safe/dangerous & make ISKies,
Best regards,
Torva-Messor (Monocle clubhouse pleb)

I can verify that owning a monocle & joining this club makes you superior & better than the peasants around you! Lets keep this thread alive boys & girls! \o/

Oh monocle club is back? Too bad lord Vaari's vanity campaing failed.

Sell your soul for the ISK required for a monocle then! Or if you have already sold it to the ISK satan, sacrifice your first born if you have done that as well, umm I don't know, work the street corner? But you have to accept the fact that your butthole will get bigger.

I used to think like you, Yarosara. But then I was shown the light & my wrong ways were corrected!

My monocle was awarded to me by the notorious Warr Akini for bumping one of the most expensive freighters ever ganked in highsec, as recorded here:

http://www.minerbumping.com/2015/04/kills-of-week_19.html

Together with me, this monocle has seen good times and bad times, but I have never thought of pawning it for ISK, as it holds that sweet memory together with my dignity.

Hey brother! Congratulations on being a part of the CSM this year or is it every 6 months? But regardless, if you're not in the clubhouse already, join it ASAP if possible, we need more people for our *cough* Galaxy domination *cough*.

I promised myself I would have a monocle by the time this thread resurfaced.

Still don't:(

I do however, see the reason for this post. Recently shopping for a monocle I noticed a slight downward trend in price.

Posting in a stealth demand increasing thread.

I like the synthetic eye better. When monocles were first introduced they were the subject of much amusement and derision on the GD forum. The anal ring people, sphincter eye etc. etc.

I'm guessing 2 nipple clams dont count

Oh well back to the drawing board