Intergalactic Summit

So some of you poor souls worship the false god known as 'Bob'. 'Bob is not real. He is not your savourer. He is not the one that rolls your wormhole connections just the way you want them. He does not give blessings onto you for them that sacrifice ships and crews at the sun.

To worship 'Bob' is to lower one's understanding of one's place in New Eden.

For them that are enlightened. 'Susan' is the one and only true deity of the cluster. To acknowledge 'Susan' is to empower one's self to a higher state of understanding. 'Susan' does not need your worship. She does not ask you to pray to her. She will not order you to sacrifice your ships and crews to her. All one needs to understand is that 'Susan' is the one and only true deity of New Eden. And her 'will' is divine and you will know it when you see it.

Spread the word, 'Susan' is all.


Thank you all yeh that have seen

I, Claudia Amelia Testarossa Wingate Lillithella Osyn MDCXXXIV, Goddess of the IGS, am the only tangible deity in New Eden. My laws, as written by my faithful preist Aux Aliette, are undeniable. Acknowledge and worship me instead.

And the faithful of Susan shall cast out the followers of Bob from the holy places, the graven images and profane idols will be cast down and smashed. And the followers of Bob shall weep and gnash their teeth, and there shall be a great wailing.
The wailing Bob cultists shall do violence upon the Orthodoxy of Susan, and blood shall flow in the streets, and there will be much grief and wailing amongst those that survive the violence.
Teeth shall be gnashed. For those without teeth, Teeth shall be provided.

Or something. I just wrote that out of nothing. But you see, being an expert in the things that I am expert in, I know the pattern of religious conflicts, and what I wrote is pretty much what is going to happen.

Someone needs to keep the dental droids in work.

Pray to Bob for forgiveness, ask for his blessing in your holy war, sacrifice the enemies supercaps and systems to the cleansing fire and he will guide you to victory though the clouds of burning wings, and the pathways through his holy orifices.

Or ask susan for a nice neck rub or something.....Puny God

You deny BoB?

Not only do you deny BoB, but you heap insult upon blasphemy by trying to replace the irreplaceable with "Susan"?

BoB is a capricious God it is true, but he doesn't pretend to be otherwise. To worship BoB is not a duty enforced by the enlightened upon the unwashed masses. It is a sacred calling taken up only by those brave enough to risk all they have and all they will ever have in his name.

If Susan does not "need" our worship, our devotion, our blood and treasure, it is because she is unworthy of them.

A god who does not require worship is not a god, but a voyeur, staring down upon the masses of humanity wending their pitiful way through life.

Give me a capricious god over an upstart uncaring one any day.

Every God does exist, and Bob especially. The more peoples do believe in Him, the greater he becomes.
Even Nauplius's God exist, even if he believes in Him alone without followers...

Just Claudia doesn't really exist... as a God. Unless she will show us someone who actually worships her. I will gladly take my words back that she isn't a god if I can see such idiot.

Before dental droids, there were medical proffessionals called dentists. They, too, needed work. It seems historically they were expensive as well.

Considering the alternatives....

Some red guy who wants me to eat my people,
some other guy who wants to enslave my people,
some wormhole guy I know nothing about, nor do I get...

Hail Claudia...?

Fine. She's a God.
But...

**** Claudia.