Crime & Punishment

Has somebody recently annoyed you? Insulted you in local maybe, poaching your corp mates, or perhaps he mined your rock. Well you're in luck. I am pleased to announce the introduction of a service that fills a currently unmet demand. Highsec contract killings. Hits. Assassinations. Suicide ganks for pay. Whatever you want to call it. I'm now doing it. Other mercs rely on wardec mechanics which some people are capable of evading by dropping corp. Well, they can't evade my blasters. I will suicide-gank your foe, no wardecs necessary. Concord may kill me sure, but I'll be taking him down with me!

As an experienced Ganker with over 2800 kills https://zkillboard.com/character/94634110/ and a 95% overall success rate (higher when not mucking around or trialing new things and techniques, this drags it down a touch) you know you're getting quality service and ship destruction. This isn't my first rodeo. When you hire me, you're hiring a professional. I have taken on contract work like this in the past, but on a more ad-hoc basis, I haven't been formally advertising my services until now.

I have recently expanded my operations (thanks to skill injectors and a new computer) to include additional characters. I am now capable of fielding 4 gank toons simultaneously, each capable of pumping out up to 1600 dps each (in t2 Gank Taloses) or 46,000 alpha damage (t2 gank tornados) should the need arise. And if that is not enough I have the contacts in various ganking groups to be able to arrange for even more damage. There isn't much that I won't be able to kill.

The terms of the service I am offering are as follows:

Roughly 200m up front for the various costs I will incur in setting up the gank, broken down as follows

• Flat 100m call-out fee


• The cost of the ships I use varies, it could be anything from 2m for a single artillery gank thrasher, to 100m per gank talos or tornado. You can expect 50m for most cases however, a fleet of four 700 dps catalysts. Gank vexors run at about 22m, brutixes at 70m, and taloses and tornados at 100m each.


• Moving of gank ships and the innocuous scanning/warp-in scout: 30m for the minmatar regions whcih I'll do myself. 50m for expedited courier to anywhere in continuous highsec. 120m for JF to HS islands (you may also purchase these ships and relocate them yourself rather than pay these fees).

As you can see, the standard initial fee will be 200m, with it rising in price mainly as a result of requiring jump freight couriers or a particularly nasty tank requiring the use of more expensive equipment.

Upon completion of the contract you will then pay that initial fee again. So it's half up front, half on delivery.

Any use of locator agents is 5m per run, the 'LOCATES R US' standard rate.

Another related service I am also able to offer is 'area denial'. For a flat 100m and then 15m per catalyst, minimum 15 catalysts (or you can purchase and locate the catalysts yourself), I will move my characters into an area and then gank everyone I see. Or you can specify the type of target, such as only going after the miners, effectively ruining the system or area for everybody but you.

My services are entirely discrete, if you do not wish to claim credit then it just looks like a regular random CODE. gank or series of attacks. Or you can revel in having gotten one up on your foe, it is entirely up to you.

I am offering discounts for particularly good stories. I am in the business of content delivery so if the gank comes with a particularly juicy story of revenge then I may be able to offer discounted rates, doing the gank 'at cost'

Mail Tisiphone Dira with all inquiries.

Hours: 16:00-24:00 are not great, may incur additional 'red eye' fees.

I endorse this product and/or service.

I can think of nobody better to start such a service +1

I fully endorse this service.
Many tear posts to be seen soon I think :D

I can't vouch for the service, but I can say that Tisi is a competent ganker and outstanding member of the community. I'm confident this service will yield results and am excited to see it do so.

Tisi, if you ever need catalyst pilots and I'm online, I might be able to provide some extra guns.

Those soe suit torsos look like ugly Christmas sweaters. You need to wear something more... ummm... "humanitarian"... and, maybe, switch your neck to the consecrated pose we all know and love!

I dont think you will have any trouble keeping busy with this. You may provide a proof of concept for others.

Sounds more like a circle jerk to me.

There has to be bazillion of people already circle jer.. erm.. I mean, suicide ganking in high-sec and many of those will do it for free. So why pay someone for it?

You sound upset. Maybe you do have a need for tis' service.

Yes still a suicide gank but something the rest of the bottom feeding ganking community would not do, unless they find the target Auto-piloting though Uedama in a cargo ship, remember Tisi is still code and - 10 so will be hunter and killed for spot and enjoyment by many here,, this just seems like it's a step up the ladder from mindless gank greffing .

I consider Bumblefck a friend, so I won't accept hits on him, for cheap. 2x the normal price.

If you want a discount you'll have to tell us what you have done to yourself to annoy you so much and why you want revenge on you.