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NeverDry™ T-Shirt [Updated] Men's Sizes

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Jason Galente
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#101 - 2016-04-07 08:30:18 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Down with this sort of thing.


Up with this sort of thing.

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost
Ameriya
Doomheim
#102 - 2016-04-07 13:42:06 UTC
Katrina Oniseki wrote:
...

I have a friend, who has a business associate, who's contact would like to purchase one for their former trade partner.

Plain white. Sized medium.

It's not for me.


Sure, hun. Shipped and everything. And I've also included one for you! ^_^ (The one that reads: 'My Boobs Are Down Here')
Enjoy!
No extra charge and all. In memory of that one night.
Jill Xelitras
Xeltec services
#103 - 2016-04-10 11:41:20 UTC
Placing an order for two shirts plain white. Please include washing instructions if standard procedures do not apply.

Don't anger the forum gods.

ISD Buldath:

> I Saw, I came, I Frowned, I locked, I posted, and I left.
Ameriya
Doomheim
#104 - 2016-04-11 07:13:18 UTC
I think there's a joke in here about dry clean only. I just cannot seem to find it!
Really, though, normal wash, extra rinse. light detergent.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#105 - 2016-04-11 11:42:39 UTC
O how Wicked is this thread. O how Vile is this thread.

Truly, all of you shall be wearing your wet T-Shirts in Hell, where their wetness will be as scalding boiling heat and no succor from the flames even at that.

Looking down from the highest Paradise, watching you all boil, I shall laugh along with the sefrim at you as you glorify God in your destruction. Forever. Amen. Amarr Victor.
Desiderya
Blue Canary
Watch This
#106 - 2016-04-11 12:06:05 UTC
Aren't you technically enjoying the wicked wet t-shirts then, too?

Ruthlessness is the kindness of the wise.
Ameriya
Doomheim
#107 - 2016-04-11 13:11:52 UTC
Nappy is just mad that he's still a virgin.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#108 - 2016-04-11 13:22:27 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
O how Wicked is this thread. O how Vile is this thread.

Truly, all of you shall be wearing your wet T-Shirts in Hell, where their wetness will be as scalding boiling heat and no succor from the flames even at that.

Looking down from the highest Paradise, watching you all boil, I shall laugh along with the sefrim at you as you glorify God in your destruction. Forever. Amen. Amarr Victor.

Will you make me boil as well? Even if I say something of your liking.
No, of course I am not into blood, but you know...

I have been challenged to duel on wet shirts. And I'll try to make my opponent shirt wet FROM HER BLOOD.
She will be red and soaking wet!

Enjoy your imagination, Mr. Nauplius. To make it worse, I'll make sure that such event won't be recorded and you will never see how it happens.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#109 - 2016-04-11 13:30:12 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
O how Wicked is this thread. O how Vile is this thread.

Truly, all of you shall be wearing your wet T-Shirts in Hell, where their wetness will be as scalding boiling heat and no succor from the flames even at that.

Looking down from the highest Paradise, watching you all boil, I shall laugh along with the sefrim at you as you glorify God in your destruction. Forever. Amen. Amarr Victor.



Actually - If it is really hot in Hell the moisture evaporation from wet T-Shirt would cool the wearer.

The OPs idea would provide a cheap and effective cooling method.

Naturally I would not need one of these special shirts as I am already way too cool.

https://soundcloud.com/ibanezlaney
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#110 - 2016-04-11 16:18:46 UTC
IbanezLaney wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
O how Wicked is this thread. O how Vile is this thread.

Truly, all of you shall be wearing your wet T-Shirts in Hell, where their wetness will be as scalding boiling heat and no succor from the flames even at that.

Looking down from the highest Paradise, watching you all boil, I shall laugh along with the sefrim at you as you glorify God in your destruction. Forever. Amen. Amarr Victor.



Actually - If it is really hot in Hell the moisture evaporation from wet T-Shirt would cool the wearer.

The OPs idea would provide a cheap and effective cooling method.

Naturally I would not need one of these special shirts as I am already way too cool.


That was what I had been telling Ameriya.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Arrendis
TK Corp
#111 - 2016-04-11 17:35:14 UTC
But will there be halter- or crop-top versions?
Ameriya
Doomheim
#112 - 2016-04-11 17:41:49 UTC
Firstly, the evaporation at normal body temperature in a room temperature environment is extremely low. As much as I would like to sell this to you on the premise that it will cool you, I am being told by legal that I cannot make that claim. However! My R&D department, fully staffed by physicists and engineers are working on something that will do just that. Coming soon!

Arrendis,

Yes! The key is the cloth. Once we have that, we can make whatever clothing we want out of it. Additional designs for women and men are coming soon. Kitten Klothing is always taking feedback from our customers to respond to their wants.
Arrendis
TK Corp
#113 - 2016-04-11 18:06:18 UTC
Excellent. I have someone I need to send some stills to.
Sion Kumitomo
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#114 - 2016-04-11 19:57:53 UTC
The Imperium is pleased to announce that it has reached a licensing agreement with Kitten Klothing for the use of the Black Eagle in a stylish line of casual clothing for the Cluster's most elite pilots.

On twitter @siggonK
Ameriya
Doomheim
#115 - 2016-04-11 20:06:40 UTC
So, like Mr. Kumitomo said, Kitten Klothing is happy to announce the license agreement with the Imperium. The Black Eagle will be available for both men's and women's shirts.

Which brings me to my second announcement, that a full line of men's shirts are now available for sale. There are two styles at present.
The first is plain white.
The second says 'Tomcat" across the chest in black lettering.

We look forward to more agreements with more entities for logo opportunities!

The main topic has been updated.
Jason Galente
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#116 - 2016-04-12 09:04:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Jason Galente
Sion Kumitomo wrote:
The Imperium is pleased to announce that it has reached a licensing agreement with Kitten Klothing for the use of the Black Eagle in a stylish line of casual clothing for the Cluster's most elite pilots.


Stealth bombers so elite that they blow up their own Fleet Commander!

I expect to see these designs becoming very popular in Saranen and the other corners of low sec that nullsec exiles are resigned to.

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#117 - 2016-04-12 09:16:45 UTC
Jason Galente wrote:
Sion Kumitomo wrote:
The Imperium is pleased to announce that it has reached a licensing agreement with Kitten Klothing for the use of the Black Eagle in a stylish line of casual clothing for the Cluster's most elite pilots.


Stealth bombers so elite that they blow up their own Fleet Commander!

I expect to see these designs becoming very popular in Saranen and the other corners of low sec that nullsec exiles are resigned to.


What is stylish is stylish, doesn't matter who came up with it.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Jason Galente
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#118 - 2016-04-12 09:55:07 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Jason Galente wrote:
Sion Kumitomo wrote:
The Imperium is pleased to announce that it has reached a licensing agreement with Kitten Klothing for the use of the Black Eagle in a stylish line of casual clothing for the Cluster's most elite pilots.


Stealth bombers so elite that they blow up their own Fleet Commander!

I expect to see these designs becoming very popular in Saranen and the other corners of low sec that nullsec exiles are resigned to.


What is stylish is stylish, doesn't matter who came up with it.


Your reading comprehension skills need some work. I never mentioned that. I'm sure Ameriya is just lovely.

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#119 - 2016-04-13 18:32:47 UTC
I don't think any amount of work could help in such inveterate case, Mr. Galente.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Tehg Rhind
Atlantic Innovations
#120 - 2016-04-14 00:47:51 UTC
If I turn it inside out does it have MBC logo on it? You know, like Pure Blind?