Out of Pod Experience

Ah, my intuition. It rarely fails me. Before posting the powerpuff post above, I evaluated what could go wrong, and the first to come to my mind was: "Well, if nobody posts anything overnight, then the already created "good morning" powerpuff will become attached to the "good night" powerpuff. That would be weird to behold and would lose the two-strikes joke factor."

And certainly it does.

Good morning LAGLers!

What do you call an elderly person from Spain?
Señor citizen.

I cant get fitting cap in my nearly 50k people town. What a hole.

I can get this specific cap in every shop in gta online, but not here. It for sure speaks volumes about rockstar devs knowing what players like to wear.

No, its your usual military cap. First result from google speaks volumes.

I prefer fedoras

Wait til I pick my jaw from the keyboard after falling out from laughing so much...

Here's a little puzzle for you:

I don't speak Turkish.

I never had heard Turkish spoken before.

I met a Turkish guy called Oguç. He had grown used to being called "Hugo" in Spain since his name was unpronounceable to Spaniards, as we don't have any sound like that of "g" in "Oguç"

So he told us how to pronounce it and said it once, and only once.

And then I pronounced his name perfectly without even thinking on how to make that sound. It just exited my vocal chords as if I had been pronouncing it my whole life. Even now, I can easily produce that sound which doesn't exist in any language I speak (I don't speak Turkish!).

It's a mistery.

I sing "Jozin bazin" probably every month because it's so stupidly catchy but I don't know what I'm saying, I don't speak (Dutch?) that language

Thus is the life of an Englishman. Literally.
In fact I think it's worse because i'm not even trying ot pronounce it correctly, I just like the hard Consonants and rolling vowels. It's entertaining. Also a guy sucking on glass has me laughing every time.