Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Birthday Celebration is done and we back on hard work mode(ratting).

Come visit us on 'CAT0P Public' or send mail/convo one of our lovely recruitment team members.

Cat0p needs ya.

- DR

So here we are at the end of another month of pew pew and other goodness

If your looking for a relaxed, fun active corp then please do come to Cat0p Public for a chat with us I'm pretty sure you won't regret it

looking forward to talking to you

o7

Hello my little lovers.

I write this little bumplet surrounded in a rosy glow. Why are you glowing Mithandra? Well darlings, Pandemic Legion came calling last night at quite an inopportune time. With malice aforethought they put one of our jump bridges in to reinforced mode. You know how Pandemic Legion can be, all testosterone and bad attitude, stomping around the place leaving muddy footprints and empty beer cans.

Well, we didn't appreciate that so one of our FC's got together a few close friends to remonstrate with the children of the legion. One thing lead to another, which led to another which led to yours truly being on 23 kill mails - 5 capital ships and 18 navy apocalypses. To put not too fine a point on it, PL were spanked quite soundly. 90 billion isk of Pl ships lost for about 9 billion of LAWN losses. It was erotically sublime watching the PL fleet melting like wax dolls in the furnace of our FCs skillfully applied rage.

PVP darlings. Join Catastrophic Operations, and bask... Indeed wallow in some seriously arousing PVP.

If that doesnt float your boat then perhaps you should consider professional help?



Join channel cat0p public (where the 0 is a zero)


Or contact one of our highly trained and motivated outreach professionals

Mithandra
Yama Epona
Spacetart

Well my Darlings, well indeed.

I have some rather sad and distressing news for you, so pull up a beanbag and break out the hankies.

My beloved Catastrophic Operations is in the process of divorcing her long time beau, LAWN.

For the longest time, things were all sunshine and roses, and little dogs with toesies. It seemed that Cat0P and LAWN had so much in common and were indeed soulmates. Unfortunately, all fairy-tale romances have to end, and this one is indeed in the process of ending.

Rumours will abound generated in some cases by people with agendas of their own, and in some cases by people with only half of the facts and a penchant for generating the other half out of whole cloth. We will not engage in mud slinging; that is beneath us.

Catastrophic Operations has retained custody of all her children bar one precocious lad, whilst LAWN has kept the house. So far the separation has been amicable, and hopefully it will remain so.

I'm a little saddened my dear readers, however that sadness is tinged with a soupçon of excitement at the new challenges ahead.

There is still room in our hearts for new members if you wish to apply.

Just contact any of the following recruiters

Mithandra
Yama Epona
Spacetart

Null is hotting up. Its hotter than a pole dancers sequinned crotch during a heatwave in Alabama. I would have used an English reference there to be fair, but the nearest one I could come up with was , as wet as a pole dancers crotch during the flooding in Essex -- not a picture I wanted to paint and most definitely not fitting with the current hotness of nulsec .

If you want content, we have content, oh my sainted aunt do we have content. There's fleets here, there's fleets there, there's fleets every fekkin where.

We have invasions and counter invasions, attacks and counter attacks. We have massive fleets and tiny fleets. We have CONTENT, and that content is fiiiiiine.

If you like your PVP hot and steamy, then my dears, come join us in the Cat0p hot tub.


Fancy a dip? talk to

Mithandra
Yama Epona
Spacetart

or come join us in channel "cat0p public" where the 0 is a zero and the temperature is 100c

Surrounded on all sides, manoeuver impossible. Time to attack.

I've spent many a happy hour being hunted by the barbarians invading my home. They've not caught me yet, but its been really REALLY close a few times. Lots of humour, lots of GF , not a lot of angst or bad feelings in local.

Big fleets, little fleets. Lots of fleets.

This is where it's at my little love muffins.

Come join Catastrophic Operations for all the PVP your heart secretly craves.

Contact

Mithandra
Yama Epona
Spacetart

or join us in channel cat0p public (where the 0 is a zero)

So here we are the middle of the week, heading down the hill to the weekend and all the fun that it involes

Fun times are to be had blowing up internet spaceships and if you'd like a nice friendly group to do that with then we might be that group

Big fights. little fights what matter is the pew pew

Come join Cat0p public (the 0 is a zero ) to get to know us and maybe join us

O7

dd

Good morning my little strawberry pop tarts.

Today I would like to talk to you about my Corporation. I say my Corporation, but the truth is, I am simply a very small cog in a mostly well oiled machine. What's this Mithandra?? the Corporation doesn't revolve around a pilot of your sublime yet understated magnificence?. Sadly no dear reader, but consider this; If I, the marvellous Mithandra, am not the centre of my Corporation, then my Corporation must be breathtakingly fabulous no?

It's true that Catastrophic Operations presents much like a dysfunctional family on welfare most of the time, but like my real, mostly gainfully employed family, I wouldn't swap them for all the Super Caps in a Pandemic Legion ego fleet. Mind you........ no, no I digress.

We have characters from all walks of EVE life. We have dyed in the wool slavering PVP fetishists, dodgy raincoat wearing rock fondlers, card carrying members of the Military Industrial complex and wordy, verbose, esoteric forum posters such as myself. The strange thing is not that we get along so well, but that we get along at all.

Our turnover of pilots is really quite small. Of those who leave, a large percentage return when they realise that the hype of other Corporations and Alliances fails to match the reality of life in Cat0ps. Simply put, Catastrophic Operations is magnificent in it's quirkiness, amazing in it's tolerance of individuals such as myself who, in other organisations, would be locked in a box and poked with sharp sticks, fantastic in it's ability to form a fleet at the drop of a hat, outstanding in it's reaction to setbacks and losses, magnanimous in victory, and freaking amazing when it comes to helping each other out.

Currently we are fully engaged in the war that CCP has dubbed "World War Bee". We (and the other Corporations in our Alliance) are the focus of what appears to be a grudge fest between competing egos, with Imperium on one side, and the rest of EVE on the other. The carnage is truly inspiring in it's breadth and scope. Why, just the other day I was chased by some rather frisky gentlemen flying the colours of a certain Lowsec Gankbear Corporation. It was truly heart-warming to see pilots reaching beyond their grasp and leaving the comfort zones of protected space. I wasn't flying a mining barge so their decision to engage was somewhat puzzling given their usual modus operandi however it just goes to show that if you throw enough ISK around, even Lowsec pirates can manage to find nulsec and a full set of testes. Well done them: even though they obviously failed to catch me, I am more than happy to give them kudos for trying.

The war is real as the cool kids say, but life in Catastrophic Operations hasn't really changed that much. We still fleet up. We still project force as and when required, and we still pilot expensive star ships on Friday nights wrecked out of our gourds. We laugh at our fellow pilots on the corporation wall of shame, and we still get pestered by our HR enforcer to spread the gospel according to Cat0ps and post in this, our recruitment thread.

Our pilots are irreverent but rarely rude, obsessed with certain natural bodily functions, and a number of other functions that are best left rather vague and hopefully legally non incriminating. Ill disciplined, wayward and wonderful children one and all, we are the bane of our CEO's life, but I'm pretty sure that he wouldn't have it any other way, regardless of the temper tantrums our antics spawn on numerous occasions.

If my loquacious yet thought provoking diatribes have thus far failed to entice you into improving your game by joining Catastrophic Operations, then I'm sorry, but it's quite possible that you should be seeking professional psychological help. My personal diagnosis would be either low self esteem, or more seriously an advanced case of egocentricity coupled with pathological delusional episodes, and quite possibly the early symptomatic stages of a wildly inappropriate Oedipus complex to boot. If either of those diagnoses are in any way accurate, then the only thing I can offer you is the name of a Pandemic Legion Recruiter. You should fit right in.

However, and there is always a however, have you ever noticed? If you happen to be thinking something along the lines of, "well me old china, that Mith makes a good case, and Cat0ps sounds as though it's right up my street and that's a fact", then please feel free to join us in channel "Cat0p public" (where the 0 is a zero) for a cosy fireside chat with marshmallows and hot chocolate.

If you would like more information, please contact either Yama Epona, Spacetart or myself, the Marvellous Mithandra. We will be more than happy to help you on the path to enlightenment.

Thank you for reading this far. I have been Mithandra, and hopefully today I have also been your recruiter.

So here we are the middle of another week time for me to try and recruit you lucky pilots

We are looking for some people to come join our merry little gang

Come join Cat0p Public to have a chat with us and see if you'd like to join

o7