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Where is our bikini ship wash bay CCP?
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Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#101 - 2012-01-11 23:08:31 UTC
Siseuta wrote:
Valerie Tessel wrote:
Wave and hand her a beer from the cooler.

Hope it's budlight

I hope you don't mind a Sam Adams Light instead.

Tactical destroyers... I'll take a dozen Gallente, please.
Pyrosomniac
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#102 - 2012-01-11 23:23:45 UTC
Valerie Tessel wrote:

I hope you don't mind a Sam Adams Light instead.


Oh wow...

Erm...

*awkwardly hides erection*

You, err... you look great!
Draconus Lofwyr
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#103 - 2012-01-11 23:23:56 UTC
ick, bucket please!!!!
Lina Alar
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#104 - 2012-01-12 17:27:48 UTC
Back away slowly and avoid eye contact.

An explanation of Eve socialization: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTbgvYPVdXE

Lick with your main™
Xyla Kador
Doomheim
#105 - 2012-01-12 18:44:10 UTC
Lina Alar wrote:
Back away slowly and avoid eye contact.


ooo, girl on girl, Amarr on Amarr?

how sinful...
Leonova Klystra
EnRon co.
#106 - 2012-01-12 20:18:29 UTC
Xyla Kador wrote:


ooo, girl on girl, Amarr on Amarr?

how sinful...


So, uh...

hi.
Ila Gant
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#107 - 2012-01-12 20:32:55 UTC
Smile and nod.
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#108 - 2012-01-12 23:13:37 UTC
Not even a chance, mine are better.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Ila Gant
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#109 - 2012-01-13 00:55:00 UTC
Nice, yes, but not better, sorry.
Trin Xi
#110 - 2012-01-15 05:35:07 UTC
Shocked Compare carefully to see if I should be envious or not.

Post with someone else's main™.
Skorpynekomimi
#111 - 2012-01-15 08:38:00 UTC
Korsiri wrote:
u can have ur bikini ship wash bay when we get our tanned, banana hammock wearing studmuffins polishin' our shiny bc's ;)


Why not both at once?


^ Pull out camera phone.

Economic PVP
Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#112 - 2012-01-20 22:58:14 UTC
Say "Nice one... you're dressed as the Damsel for costume party, right? Please say right."

Tactical destroyers... I'll take a dozen Gallente, please.
Shizuken
Venerated Stars
#113 - 2012-01-20 23:50:21 UTC
Satav wrote:
I want my ship to be shiny, smooth, and warm; knowing that it got all the love and attention it deserved from some very sexy gallente girls.Big smileBig smileBig smileBig smileBig smile



negative, I prefer the slave minmatar girls with the tatoos and piercings. I can imagine it now....

...during the final wax one of them gets too close with a lip ring and scratches the paint. Then I call her out on it, after which she proceeds to beat the crap out of me for complaining. Then I have to beg for her to stop, and she treats me like the worthless degenerate that I am.....

ohh man, the fantasy of it all...


Big smile
Midnight Apocalypse
State War Academy
Caldari State
#114 - 2012-01-21 00:03:45 UTC
Valerie Tessel wrote:
Extend an invitation to a game of hangar volleyball.


Nice chebs.
Riall
Doomheim
#115 - 2012-04-11 01:29:56 UTC
So... ah... you... *backs away slowly*

[center] "Buy PLEX, don't be a space butt"[/center]

[center] Keepin' it... me.[/center]

Nedes Betternaem
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#116 - 2012-04-11 01:41:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Nedes Betternaem
Riall wrote:
So... ah... you... *backs away slowly*

Wow, just look at the time
Mogadishu Yacht-Club
Internet Space Ship Game
#117 - 2012-04-11 01:46:57 UTC
I've got about 10 Exotic Dancer, Male in one of my hangers.
When can I have them in my quarters, gyrating wildly?
Lina Alar
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#118 - 2012-06-14 18:29:08 UTC
You realize that's from last season's Damsel collection, right?

(rise from the ashes, bikini thread... or not)

An explanation of Eve socialization: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTbgvYPVdXE

Lick with your main™
Corina Jarr
en Welle Shipping Inc.
#119 - 2012-06-14 18:34:14 UTC
Who cares about Bikinis?

I want to see nice well chiseled men washing my ships.
Jayrendo Karr
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#120 - 2012-06-14 20:15:36 UTC
I'm a a chiseled man, some jerk stabbed me with it so i just left it. It never penetrated the layer of fat from cheetos and oreos so i didn't go to a hospital.