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What we grrrrgoons going to do?

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Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#141 - 2016-03-31 04:54:15 UTC
All hail our new grrgoons overlords
flakeys
Doomheim
#142 - 2016-03-31 09:53:45 UTC
Sister MaryElephant wrote:
flakeys wrote:
Sister MaryElephant wrote:
Goon hubris......

If Darius returns it might be interesting....status quo....well....lolMittens can always write another book.

Also...in the spirit of things...paging Butterdog Lol



Ow **** yeah butterdog .... that guy has been gone for ages hasn't he?


Sadly yes. Rabid foaming mouth-breathing kick-boxing butters stirring **** on CAOD. Reddit posts have nothing on the old days Lol


Well a lot of the times he actually made sense ... in a weird psychotic way as only he could.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

Speedkermit Damo
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#143 - 2016-03-31 10:45:39 UTC
Neuntausend wrote:
You clearly haven't been paying attention. The people that have banded together to Fight the Imperium are calling themselves "Voltron", "Moneybadger Coalition", "Good Guys", "Allied Forces". So, it's just their name. I can also refer to them as "those guys" or "the enemy" or "Steve".


Steve is good

Protect me from knowing what I don't need to know. Protect me from even knowing that there are things to know that I don't know. Protect me from knowing that I decided not to know about the things that I decided not to know about. Amen.

Deadmeat Zukalick
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#144 - 2016-03-31 12:56:03 UTC
I hope that there are doctors on standby at all the hospitals. Cause with all this chest thumping going on in this thread there is going to be a lot of bruised ribs out there.

Blink

Behold the horror that is my sense of humour

Verlyn
Kill'em all. Let Bob sort'em out.
Ushra'Khan
#145 - 2016-03-31 13:32:59 UTC
Neuntausend wrote:
This thread is not about what goons are going to do. We will just keep doing what we've doing all along. It's the Grrgoons faction that's asking the question as if they had won yet.

Keep the grrr coming, we're here to stay.


Oh well that's just silly.

We all know you'll stay, Goons, just not in the current basket.

Fly safe !
o7
Aiwha
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#146 - 2016-03-31 13:38:31 UTC
Deadmeat Zukalick wrote:
I hope that there are doctors on standby at all the hospitals. Cause with all this chest thumping going on in this thread there is going to be a lot of bruised ribs out there.

Blink




Its more moob waggling than chest thumping. This is EVE after all.

Sanity is fun leaving the body.

Barrogh Habalu
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#147 - 2016-03-31 14:07:27 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Meh. You guys are almost as bad as pirates when it comes to naming things.


Neuntausend wrote:
Yeah. Fountain War, Halloween War, Easter War ... what's up with that? Even astronomers can be more creative than that, and they literally call their extremely large telescope "extremely large telescope".


Well, other people call it "World War Bee" or "Mercenary War" or something. Here, if that helps.
Aiwha
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#148 - 2016-04-01 01:50:15 UTC
Barrogh Habalu wrote:
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Meh. You guys are almost as bad as pirates when it comes to naming things.


Neuntausend wrote:
Yeah. Fountain War, Halloween War, Easter War ... what's up with that? Even astronomers can be more creative than that, and they literally call their extremely large telescope "extremely large telescope".


Well, other people call it "World War Bee" or "Mercenary War" or something. Here, if that helps.



Its world war bee. The Mittani wants it called "the mercenary war", but he also wants everybody to say he's winning it.

Sanity is fun leaving the body.

Neuntausend
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#149 - 2016-04-01 03:38:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Neuntausend
World War Bee is ok-ish.

Considerate as I am, what would you like everyone to be saying?
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#150 - 2016-04-01 06:52:01 UTC
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Elyia Suze Nagala
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#151 - 2016-04-01 07:26:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Elyia Suze Nagala
The Imperium is a disguisting fraud! A FRAUD! There is only one HOLY and JUST Empire, and that's is the Amarr! The Mittani has created the greatest perversion against God's ever orchestrated! May he and his followers burn!
Aiwha
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#152 - 2016-04-01 10:54:53 UTC
Elyia Suze Nagala wrote:
The Imperium is a disguisting fraud! A FRAUD! There is only one HOLY and JUST Empire, and that's is the Amarr! The Mittani has created the greatest perversion of against God's ever orchestrated! May he and his followers burn!



>Republic Military School




Sanity is fun leaving the body.

Falin Whalen
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#153 - 2016-04-01 16:06:33 UTC
Aiwha wrote:
Elyia Suze Nagala wrote:
The Imperium is a disguisting fraud! A FRAUD! There is only one HOLY and JUST Empire, and that's is the Amarr! The Mittani has created the greatest perversion of against God's ever orchestrated! May he and his followers burn!



>Republic Military School






Forget it, he's rolling.

"it's only because of their stupidity that they're able to be so sure of themselves." The Trial - Franz Kafka 

Duke Killem
Doomheim
#154 - 2016-04-01 18:29:05 UTC
TigerXtrm wrote:
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Some campaign name or slogan ideas for this nullsec anti-goon endeavor:



Operation Grrr
They Didn't Want That Space Anyway
Highsec Liberation Front
The Great War
The Other Great War (if you disagree on which great war was which)
Steve Coalition
In Nullsec, Russians Invade YOU
Comeuppance Coalition
Operation Bitter Harvest
Ship Replacement Program (*giggle*)
Make Nullsec Great Again


You're late to the naming party. Pretty sure it's been dubbed the Easter War already.


Easter War? As in find a Goon Titan and crack it open?
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#155 - 2016-04-01 20:03:14 UTC
Some interesting and rather gripping account of the war as of yesterday. Shocked


Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Tiddle Jr
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#156 - 2016-04-03 04:05:18 UTC
Neuntausend wrote:
World War Bee is ok-ish.

Considerate as I am, what would you like everyone to be saying?


Is that "war" for real ? What is the objectives of allied forces? Not even sure how allied they are. Beetwen the lines i could only see PL/NC, & TEST. Especially now, it looks like the planned departure from WC was planned ahead as well as CO2 leaves away from The Imperium wings. Not sure how much of influence SMA vs. IWI got onto this war even after nicely prepared article from TMC. Definitely TISHU got overexcited of "impact" they did to SMA. Current wons on allied forces is nothing as much of the tactical advantages. But we all know that long term strategy is the only thing you should work hard on. I wonder if PL wants to pay back for SC fleet they did lost during BR?

Whoever "won" this conflict either GSF or TEST (Test Legion sorry guys but always got that pic when TEST is fighting vs. GSF) it's gonna be same strategic objectives - blue doughnut'

"The message is that there are known knowns. There are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say there are things that we now know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know" - CCP

Aiwha
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#157 - 2016-04-03 10:04:17 UTC
The objective is to make goons cry and/or abandon their coalition. So far, we're doing pretty well. Co2 is out. LAWN/Bastion have been evicted, SMA's leader biomassed, and RAZOR is playing hermit.



I think the next major victory is going to be forcing FCON to defect.

Sanity is fun leaving the body.

Neuntausend
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#158 - 2016-04-03 10:58:25 UTC
Tiddle Jr wrote:
Is that "war" for real ?

From my perspective, I'd say yes. There's a war going on and the enemy is upon us. Looking at dotlan and zkillboard this should be obvious. How long it will last, and how dangerous it will be for us, we have yet to see. We are still at a stage of high morale on all sides with lots of smacking and chest pumping all around.

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What is the objectives of allied forces? Not even sure how allied they are. Beetwen the lines i could only see PL/NC, & TEST.

I wouldn't be able to say if they themselves know what their objectives are. From where I'm standing they are either all over the place or cover pretty much everything from total annihilation, over claiming our sov or just creating some content and having fun to mere riding on the bandwagon, and if you believe reddit, the objectives appear to shift from day to day. However, reddit is also just an amalgamation of all kinds of opinions. Everyone can post there, from alliance leaders over line members and camp followers to armchair generals and people who don't even have a horse in the race.

Our objectives are pretty clear: Survive, and then retaliate once the MBC starts falling apart. If I was part of the MBC, I'd try and make sure the Imperium alliances end up completely broken and scattered afterwards. While the MBC, with their powers combined is a force to be reckoned with, this truce will likely not last long after the war is over, and most of the allied entities on their own are no match, even for a weakened FCON, Razor or Condi, and if we end up surviving, we'll have many a bone to pick.

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Especially now, it looks like the planned departure from WC was planned ahead as well as CO2 leaves away from The Imperium wings. Not sure how much of influence SMA vs. IWI got onto this war even after nicely prepared article from TMC. Definitely TISHU got overexcited of "impact" they did to SMA. Current wons on allied forces is nothing as much of the tactical advantages. But we all know that long term strategy is the only thing you should work hard on.

I do not have a lot of insight on the inner workings of coalitions. From what I can see, based on what Corps Diplomatique is willing to share, the CO2 incident has been a long time coming, although most of us would have wished for them to leave on good terms at least.

On the involvement of IWI - we'll probably never know for sure just how much they are contributing. Within the narrative, it makes a lot of sense: We are not exactly well liked by all kinds of very different groups, so all it takes for them to forget their own quarrels and disagreements might be a bunch of money. For me, that's as good an explanation as any.

Quote:
I wonder if PL wants to pay back for SC fleet they did lost during BR?

I consider this likely. But again, we may never know for sure. Motivations are a difficult thing to figure out.

Quote:
Whoever "won" this conflict either GSF or TEST (Test Legion sorry guys but always got that pic when TEST is fighting vs. GSF) it's gonna be same strategic objectives - blue doughnut'

Test appears to be one of the very few groups with an actual goal in this, as far as 0.0 mechanics are concerned: They want Vale, apparently, and they'll get it.

Assuming we survive this, though, there may be no winners at all in the end.
Sister MaryElephant
Stellar Conundrum
#159 - 2016-04-04 03:53:11 UTC
Neuntausend wrote:


Assuming we survive this, though, there may be no winners at all in the end.


EvE wins.
Ten years of "ruin your game" is probably enough.
Swings and roundabouts....
Verlyn
Kill'em all. Let Bob sort'em out.
Ushra'Khan
#160 - 2016-04-04 11:09:53 UTC
Neuntausend wrote:

Assuming we survive this, though, there may be no winners at all in the end.


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