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NeverDry™ T-Shirt [Updated] Men's Sizes

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Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#21 - 2016-03-30 13:35:17 UTC
I'll take 2 of each! Any chance you'll be making the miniskirts to go with it?

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Feu dAstres
Nox Draconum Holding Corp
#22 - 2016-03-30 17:11:13 UTC
This has been a ....

Hydrostatic Shirt-cast


Twisted
Ameriya
Doomheim
#23 - 2016-03-30 21:08:54 UTC
Claudia: yes! Kitten Klothing is hoping to branch out into all kinds of clubwear, which will include miniskirts, too. Whether they will be a part of the NeverDry™ line, I am not sure.
Morgan Wulver
SAYR Reserve Guard
SAYR Galactic
#24 - 2016-03-30 21:22:25 UTC
Ameriya wrote:
I have to admit, I had not thought about making them in men's sizes and shapes, but that is totally doable!
I would have to come up with different designs. Give me a few days.

I can't wait that long for production. Just take my money and mark me down for a woman's "husky" medium.

Kirjuun! Uakan! Teknikiara! Kanpai kameitsamuu! Ra ra ra!
Ameriya
Doomheim
#25 - 2016-03-30 21:38:31 UTC
Morgan, sure! Given the nature and clingy properties of the NeverDry™ cloth, it should fit just fine, albeit with a much lower neckline than men's clothing usually has.
Jill Xelitras
Xeltec services
#26 - 2016-03-30 22:03:56 UTC
*checks inventory*

- yeah, I thought so ... I still have a crate of MegaSoakers compressed water-rifles from when I tried to build a cheap flamethrower for ... uh ... fun. That was long before I started modding Nerfguns.

So anyone interested in taking these MegaSoakers off my hands ?

Don't anger the forum gods.

ISD Buldath:

> I Saw, I came, I Frowned, I locked, I posted, and I left.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#27 - 2016-03-31 02:35:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
I think I will take five. Water will eventually become warm so my wife will need to change into a fresh set. Perhaps once every ten minutes.

I'm not quite sure what size she wears so I better go check with her. Once I have the information, I will place an order for shirts two sizes larger so that she can just throw one on without hassle. Also, I find oversized shirts drooping to one side and exposing a shoulder to be adorable.

And I will also purchase one of those MegaSoakers for the sake of convenience, in case the ice packs have all warmed up and I am too far away to replace them in a hurry.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Ameriya
Doomheim
#28 - 2016-03-31 02:37:38 UTC
I have to ask, as an MD, why your wife gets so warm?
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#29 - 2016-03-31 05:34:44 UTC
Ameriya wrote:
I have to ask, as an MD, why your wife gets so warm?


More like the station I actually live in has woeful maintenance so about once a month I had to go fix the temperature regulation system.

She can't quite handle the heat and goes on the fritz if room temperature ever goes up to about 35 or more degrees centigrades. When that happens either she goes out or she stays in the tub pouting while I fix the problem.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#30 - 2016-03-31 05:51:27 UTC
Mitara Newelle wrote:
If I may, Commander Kim...

This is why the Federation must be destroyed.

I don't think the Federation should be destroyed just because of below average grade goods, ma'am. Caldari State have it properly covered by producing way better products!

Ameriya wrote:
So, those people with physics degrees are telling me that the water doesn't actually evaporate at a rate to significantly cool the body. Sorry! Buy one for the looks. Buy one for the style. Don't buy one because you're warm. Though, it will make you look hot!

Dr. Ameriya, why do you manufacture clothes that are not functional? After all, clothes two main functions are:
1) proper coverage of body so skin won't be visible; and
2) thermoregulatory function.
Though looks of the clothes are very important to display your social or employment status, for example, to distinguish a foot soldier from a pilot or a marine, the functionality of the clothes should be the priority.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Ameriya
Doomheim
#31 - 2016-03-31 05:57:07 UTC
You forgot option three.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#32 - 2016-03-31 06:05:42 UTC
Ameriya wrote:
You forgot option three.

Oh, what is it?

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Morgan Wulver
SAYR Reserve Guard
SAYR Galactic
#33 - 2016-03-31 06:06:04 UTC
Jill Xelitras wrote:
*checks inventory*

- yeah, I thought so ... I still have a crate of MegaSoakers compressed water-rifles from when I tried to build a cheap flamethrower for ... uh ... fun. That was long before I started modding Nerfguns.

So anyone interested in taking these MegaSoakers off my hands ?

I'd be more than happy to claim those. With my deep-v-neck NeverDry™ T-Shirt and my small arsenal of hydro-rifles I'll become the hero Jita deserves. Just call me The Wet Bandit.

Also, I suppose I could use one to pump gin straight into my mouth from a standstill, so that's always useful too.

Kirjuun! Uakan! Teknikiara! Kanpai kameitsamuu! Ra ra ra!
Ameriya
Doomheim
#34 - 2016-03-31 06:55:52 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Ameriya wrote:
You forgot option three.

Oh, what is it?

To look beautiful, alluring, attractive, seductive, sexy, smoking hot and a myriad of other adjectives.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#35 - 2016-03-31 09:15:09 UTC
Ameriya wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Ameriya wrote:
You forgot option three.

Oh, what is it?

To look beautiful, alluring, attractive, seductive, sexy, smoking hot and a myriad of other adjectives.

Beautiful? Improper and insignificant merit.
Alluring? I wouldn't mind to allure some enemies to attack, to be honest. Unfortunately lately they have been mostly running and avoid combat, which is very... disheartening.
Attractive? Attracting too many of enemies though will get you easily blobbed. A golden midpoint is what is required.
Seductive? Seductive for what purpose exactly?..
Sexy? Eww. This is disgusting, ma'am!
Smoking hot? I'd prefer for my enemies to be turned into smoking and hot remains, but not myself, thank you...

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Ameriya
Doomheim
#36 - 2016-03-31 09:30:00 UTC
This reply surprised absolutely no one!
Jill Xelitras
Xeltec services
#37 - 2016-03-31 10:44:25 UTC
Ameriya wrote:
This reply surprised absolutely no one!


... and they wonder why I left the army. Everyone is so uptight. I'm a proud Caldari, but I live a better life in the Republic. Not to speak of all those sexy Brutors. I only travel to Caldari space when I absolutely must. Luckily I have never business in Amarr, I hear they are even worse.

Don't anger the forum gods.

ISD Buldath:

> I Saw, I came, I Frowned, I locked, I posted, and I left.
Ameriya
Doomheim
#38 - 2016-03-31 11:01:24 UTC
Guys and gals, we're talking about wet t-shirts. Is there really a need to go political? Really?
Utari Onzo
Escalated.
OnlyFleets.
#39 - 2016-03-31 11:38:39 UTC
Is there a way to get the technology behind this to make waterproof clothing that is actually waterproof and not slightly water resistant?

"Face the enemy as a solid wall For faith is your armor And through it, the enemy will find no breach Wrap your arms around the enemy For faith is your fire And with it, burn away his evil"
Ameriya
Doomheim
#40 - 2016-03-31 11:42:34 UTC
What would be the point of that? It wouldn't really cling, now, would it?