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NeverDry™ T-Shirt [Updated] Men's Sizes

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Ameriya
Doomheim
#1 - 2016-03-29 21:54:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Ameriya
I’ve won a fair share of wet t-shirt contests in my life. In fact, one of my favorite things to wear is a wet t-shirt, one that properly clings to every inch of my chest. There’s just one problem: getting wet. If the shirt gets wet, so does my fur. Which is annoying!

To that end, after extensive research and development in hydrodynamics, memorycloth, and a bunch of other fields by people with physics degrees, I am pleased to announce that I will be launching Kitten Klothing’s premier product, the NeverDry™ T-Shirt. Simply soak the shirt in water for ten minutes, and it will stay wet for the whole day, clinging to every curve without dripping or drying!

There are three designs currently being sold in our GalNet boutique and fine retailers across the Federation.
The first is a gold foil print across the bust that says “My Boobs Are Down Here”
The second is a green kitten silhouette: Kitten Klothing’s logo.
The third is plain.
All shirts are white.

There are three styles of women's shirts at the moment: a normal t-shirt, a crop top, and a tank top.


A full line of men's shirts are now available for sale. There are two styles at present.
The first is plain white.
The second says 'Tomcat" across the chest in black lettering.

There are two styles of men's shirts at the moment: a normal t-shirt and a tank top.

Kitten Klothing is also happy to announce a license agreement with the Imperium! The Black Eagle design will be available for both men's and women's shirts.

We look forward to more agreements with more entities for logo opportunities!
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#2 - 2016-03-29 22:15:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Diana Kim
Having a wet clothes for whole day will make you freeze, ma'am. Trust me. Maybe we haven't participated in dry cloth contests (and what to contest about it? Just jump into a river and it will be 100% wet) and maybe I can't say I am expert in wet shirts, but I have been in quite a lot of situations that were ending with my equipment soaking wet. However most of the time, (it might be disgusting a bit), my shirt was soaked in sweat. And that *censored* was clinging to every *censored* part of the body. Stomach, back, chest, arms, elbows...

Currently I could offer you to try our jumpsuits. They properly cling to every part of the body even better than a shirt. For example, even plain cotton shirt would easily cling even dry to every part of your chest, but it won't cling to your armpits. Jumpsuit will. However, it's function is contrary opposite to your product. It actually keeps body dry. Even if you sweat a lot after running 20 kilometers straight around station powerplant, you body will remain dry (well, except your head and hairs, of course).

Besides, your white shirt can get dirty rather easily and it will be clearly seen. Our jumpsuits are grey in color, and even if you had to swim through a swamp, all that dirt will be way less noticeable.

This is why Caldari products are way superior than Gallente.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Mitara Newelle
Newelle Family
#3 - 2016-03-29 22:19:04 UTC
If I may, Commander Kim...

This is why the Federation must be destroyed.

Lady Mitara Newelle of House Sarum, Holder of the Mekhios province of Damnidios Para'nashu, Champion of House Sarum, Sworn Upholder of the Faith, Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade

Admiral of Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
Aldrith Shutaq
Atash e Sarum Vanguard
#4 - 2016-03-29 22:34:24 UTC
1/10 still better than edeity's thread.

Aldrith Ter'neth Shutaq Newelle

Fleet Captain of the Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris

Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade

Lord Consort of Lady Mitara Newelle, Champion of House Sarum and Holder of Damnidios Para'nashu
Seraphim Risen
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2016-03-29 22:37:34 UTC
Where do I sign up?!

Never not badpost.
Kador Ouryon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2016-03-29 22:59:10 UTC
Mitara Newelle wrote:
If I may, Commander Kim...

This is why the Federation must be destroyed.


All due respect Lady Newelle perhaps you can wait until after my order has come through before you go about destroying the Federation with Strike Commander Kim.

I leave the choice of design up to you Amy... you already know who it's for. Sizing I leave up to you as well... I don't really want to be beaten to death for giving hints.

What fills the soul? Something that guides a lost child back to it's parents arms. Or waves that dye the shores of the heart gold. A blessed breath to nurture life in a land of wheat. Or the path the Sef descend drawn in ash. In the wake of fire.
Ameriya
Doomheim
#7 - 2016-03-29 23:12:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Ameriya
One of all three coming to both Seraphim and Kador!
Seraphim Risen
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2016-03-29 23:22:03 UTC
Ameriya wrote:
One of all three coming to both Seraphim and Kador!



SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Never not badpost.
Aedre Lafisques
Nadire Security Consultants
Federation Peacekeepers
#9 - 2016-03-29 23:52:12 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Having a wet clothes for whole day will make you freeze, ma'am. Trust me. Maybe we haven't participated in dry cloth contests (and what to contest about it? Just jump into a river and it will be 100% wet) and maybe I can't say I am expert in wet shirts, but I have been in quite a lot of situations that were ending with my equipment soaking wet. However most of the time, (it might be disgusting a bit), my shirt was soaked in sweat. And that *censored* was clinging to every *censored* part of the body. Stomach, back, chest, arms, elbows...

Currently I could offer you to try our jumpsuits. They properly cling to every part of the body even better than a shirt. For example, even plain cotton shirt would easily cling even dry to every part of your chest, but it won't cling to your armpits. Jumpsuit will. However, it's function is contrary opposite to your product. It actually keeps body dry. Even if you sweat a lot after running 20 kilometers straight around station powerplant, you body will remain dry (well, except your head and hairs, of course).

Besides, your white shirt can get dirty rather easily and it will be clearly seen. Our jumpsuits are grey in color, and even if you had to swim through a swamp, all that dirt will be way less noticeable.

This is why Caldari products are way superior than Gallente.




I would like to respectfully counter Ms. Kim. I see such a product having use in warm climates to actually extend one's stamina. Additionally, the extra weight of the water and its physical properties might also be beneficial to an exercise regimen. I'd order one, but I suspect they don't come in an appropriate size...

(Admittedly, I can't really counter that grey is quite good at hiding dirt. It is, as is brown. Perhaps accents of colour that can be removed and handled separately is a solution?)
Ameriya
Doomheim
#10 - 2016-03-29 23:55:37 UTC
I have to admit, I had not thought about making them in men's sizes and shapes, but that is totally doable!
I would have to come up with different designs. Give me a few days.
Commander Shepard
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2016-03-30 00:32:59 UTC
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite wet t-shirt in The Citadel.
Karmilla Strife
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#12 - 2016-03-30 00:40:09 UTC
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY ISK!
Kador Ouryon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2016-03-30 01:10:10 UTC
Ameriya wrote:
One of all three coming to both Seraphim and Kador!


I can't help but feel you took advantage of... oh never mind. I'll be on the lookout for a soggy package in the next few days.

What fills the soul? Something that guides a lost child back to it's parents arms. Or waves that dye the shores of the heart gold. A blessed breath to nurture life in a land of wheat. Or the path the Sef descend drawn in ash. In the wake of fire.
Ameriya
Doomheim
#14 - 2016-03-30 01:18:02 UTC
They don't drip!
And they ship dry anyways. Just soak it before use. Follow the instructions in the package.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2016-03-30 03:16:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
I suppose I can purchase one of these, just in case my wife suffers from heat buildup related problems. It will keep her from fritzing, hopefully long enough for me to fix the source of the problem.

That will free up the tub. I still probably need to get her many ice packs.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Ameriya
Doomheim
#16 - 2016-03-30 05:04:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Ameriya
So, those people with physics degrees are telling me that the water doesn't actually evaporate at a rate to significantly cool the body. Sorry! Buy one for the looks. Buy one for the style. Don't buy one because you're warm. Though, it will make you look hot!
Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
SL33PERS
#17 - 2016-03-30 09:42:45 UTC
I would like to order a plain white shirt to study its hydraulic properties.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#18 - 2016-03-30 09:42:54 UTC
Nonsense about that. There's a good reason why water was used as a coolant in domestic, commercial and industrial sectors until a couple centuries since we send people to live permanently in space (we still use water as coolant in domestic sectors), mainly because water has very high specific heat capacity and is also readily available. Water will absorb more heat energy than most other substances before it raises its temperature by 1 degrees. Every mol of evaporated water brings with it more heat energy than most other substances. It is up until we start sending people to live permanently in space where we had to actually go import some or go hunt some asteroids and comets for water supply.

Besides, she really doesn't like staying in the tub for too long. It keeps her away from her other activities.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Ameriya
Doomheim
#19 - 2016-03-30 09:51:18 UTC
I'm a doctor, not a hydrodynamic physicist! Still, I am happy to sell you a shirt and you can tell me how it works!

One shirt on its way, Ria!
Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
SL33PERS
#20 - 2016-03-30 12:13:02 UTC
Thank you very much, I await the delivery with trepidation.
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