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Santo Trafficante Cant Take Being Podded

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Corrin Javalle
Whack-A-Mole
#1 - 2016-03-29 08:00:13 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Max Trix
Some of you might know me as your fellow Jita 4-4 camper. I do this while I do other things really and its not super, it used to be WAY better right after Crimewatch and I originally came to Jita itself during the Burn Jita events just to fart around and watch the show and ended up staying.

Today I had a chance encounter with one of Eves famous lads, Santo Trafficante. In which I splatted his pod all over the station...

*snip*

It was a quite glorious killmail for me as I had really just set up and paid attention. I saw him dock in a shuttle I think and then undock in a pod. Yes the kill itself was odd yet not unknown, I myself on another account that was KOS had been podded before undocking before I could even engage warp. But I assure you that there was nothing funny or untoward about how I attained the killmail itself. What followed though was true Eve gloriousness.

Without further ado here is the pastebin of the convo. Seems our notorious podder cannot handle being podded himself...


*snip*


I hope you all enjoy it here.Twisted
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#2 - 2016-03-29 08:30:44 UTC
Ib4 lock

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Corrin Javalle
Whack-A-Mole
#3 - 2016-03-29 08:40:12 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Ib4 lock

Umm why?
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#4 - 2016-03-29 08:43:06 UTC
Corrin Javalle wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Ib4 lock

Umm why?


Because when it's locked he won't be able to post here?

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Corrin Javalle
Whack-A-Mole
#5 - 2016-03-29 08:47:49 UTC
Mortlake wrote:
Corrin Javalle wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Ib4 lock

Umm why?


Because when it's locked he won't be able to post here?

Yet it fails to tell me WHY it would be locked? I can post both killmail AND pastebin and convos in C&P. Other than that Santo is crying that I killed him quite legally. The same way I have been for quite some time. Yet the irony is that the podder thinks it is unjust and something untowards which I find amusing to no end, hence the post. Twisted
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#6 - 2016-03-29 09:13:12 UTC
Corrin Javalle wrote:
Mortlake wrote:
Corrin Javalle wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Ib4 lock

Umm why?


Because when it's locked he won't be able to post here?

Yet it fails to tell me WHY it would be locked? I can post both killmail AND pastebin and convos in C&P. Other than that Santo is crying that I killed him quite legally. The same way I have been for quite some time. Yet the irony is that the podder thinks it is unjust and something untowards which I find amusing to no end, hence the post. Twisted


Because rules and rules.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Tora Bushido
From Hisec with Love Holdings
From Hisec with Love Coalition
#7 - 2016-03-29 09:45:07 UTC
haha, those tears are lozl..... I CAN NOT BE KILLED !!!, I AM ZEE MASTER OF POD KILLING !!! RAGE **popcorn break** RAGE..!! Twisted

And yes, ISD incoming soon I guess, cuz rules.

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Corrin Javalle
Whack-A-Mole
#8 - 2016-03-29 09:45:30 UTC
Mortlake wrote:
Corrin Javalle wrote:
Mortlake wrote:
Corrin Javalle wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Ib4 lock

Umm why?


Because when it's locked he won't be able to post here?

Yet it fails to tell me WHY it would be locked? I can post both killmail AND pastebin and convos in C&P. Other than that Santo is crying that I killed him quite legally. The same way I have been for quite some time. Yet the irony is that the podder thinks it is unjust and something untowards which I find amusing to no end, hence the post. Twisted


Because rules and rules.

Sigh... so much has changed... Now I has a sad.

Well if the mods want to please move it to the pirate stories thread as it seems that is the only place for it if it is an issue. Cry
StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
#9 - 2016-03-29 10:54:59 UTC
Shoulda took advice from his implants and drank a cup of Nomad....

Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.
Gimme Sake
State War Academy
Caldari State
#10 - 2016-03-29 11:24:38 UTC
Those tears are glorious.

"Never not blob!" ~ Plato
Jacques d'Orleans
#11 - 2016-03-29 13:59:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Jacques d'Orleans
"I’m a little worried about this Trafficante fellow. I want you to find out what he’s got in his pod. Go to the Tattaglias in Jita, and tell them you’re not too happy with him, and then send him sleeping with the fishes." - Vito Corleone Cool

Breakfast is the most important drink of the day.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#12 - 2016-03-29 14:13:00 UTC
Corrin Javalle wrote:

Sigh... so much has changed... Now I has a sad.

Well if the mods want to please move it to the pirate stories thread as it seems that is the only place for it if it is an issue. Cry

Why don't you just spice it up a little and post it in the pirate story thread. As is it needs some work but I'm sure you can turn it into a tale worthy of spending 3 mins reading

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Agondray
Avenger Mercenaries
VOID Intergalactic Forces
#13 - 2016-03-29 14:19:18 UTC
This is glorious.

"Sarcasm is the Recourse of a weak mind." -Dr. Smith
ISD Max Trix
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#14 - 2016-03-29 14:28:27 UTC
Quote:
Killmails

The posting of killmails is permitted, however following criteria must be met:

a) The name of the victim must be removed or covered up
b) The killmail must be posted along with constructive text/content. This means no posting new threads with simply a killmail in it without a comment.
c) The killmail must be posted directly into the post and may not be a link to a third-party site.

The reason behind these rules was a spate of threads seeking to embarrass other players, such as those with poor set-ups.

Killmails are not supported by us and given the ease of forgery, threads with killmails in them tended to descend into arguments about the veracity of them.

To foster a better community spirit, killmails will be removed from any post that do not follow the above rules.

Chatlogs and "fanmail"

The posting of chatlogs and EVEmails is not permitted, as past experience has shown us that these have a tendency to incite flames and trolling.

An exception to this is the Pirate Stories Thread, where players can post chatlogs (with the names of victims/counterparts blanked out) as part of a pirate story or experience.


Edited the OP for above reasons.

ISD Max Trix

Lieutenant

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department

I do not respond to EVE mails about forum moderation.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#15 - 2016-03-29 14:32:50 UTC
ISD Max Trix wrote:
Quote:
Killmails

The posting of killmails is permitted, however following criteria must be met:

a) The name of the victim must be removed or covered up
b) The killmail must be posted along with constructive text/content. This means no posting new threads with simply a killmail in it without a comment.
c) The killmail must be posted directly into the post and may not be a link to a third-party site.

The reason behind these rules was a spate of threads seeking to embarrass other players, such as those with poor set-ups.

Killmails are not supported by us and given the ease of forgery, threads with killmails in them tended to descend into arguments about the veracity of them.

To foster a better community spirit, killmails will be removed from any post that do not follow the above rules.

Chatlogs and "fanmail"

The posting of chatlogs and EVEmails is not permitted, as past experience has shown us that these have a tendency to incite flames and trolling.

An exception to this is the Pirate Stories Thread, where players can post chatlogs (with the names of victims/counterparts blanked out) as part of a pirate story or experience.


Edited the OP for above reasons.

Naw thats sweet. Most ISD just swing the lock wand

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
pushdogg
relocation LLC.
#16 - 2016-03-29 18:11:39 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
ISD Max Trix wrote:
Quote:
Killmails

The posting of killmails is permitted, however following criteria must be met:

a) The name of the victim must be removed or covered up
b) The killmail must be posted along with constructive text/content. This means no posting new threads with simply a killmail in it without a comment.
c) The killmail must be posted directly into the post and may not be a link to a third-party site.

The reason behind these rules was a spate of threads seeking to embarrass other players, such as those with poor set-ups.

Killmails are not supported by us and given the ease of forgery, threads with killmails in them tended to descend into arguments about the veracity of them.

To foster a better community spirit, killmails will be removed from any post that do not follow the above rules.

Chatlogs and "fanmail"

The posting of chatlogs and EVEmails is not permitted, as past experience has shown us that these have a tendency to incite flames and trolling.

An exception to this is the Pirate Stories Thread, where players can post chatlogs (with the names of victims/counterparts blanked out) as part of a pirate story or experience.


Edited the OP for above reasons.

Naw thats sweet. Most ISD just swing the lock wand


You can't lock something this awesome. That much salt from such a fine curator of salt.
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#17 - 2016-03-29 18:43:56 UTC
The original post in all it's glory

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Nofear Alt
Forum Alts Anonymous
#18 - 2016-03-29 19:06:49 UTC
Corrin Javalle wrote:

Sigh... so much has changed... Now I has a sad.

Well if the mods want to please move it to the pirate stories thread as it seems that is the only place for it if it is an issue. Cry


Dammit I didn't get to see the tears! Send me a message with the tears! :-)

Alt and proud
Nofear Alt
Forum Alts Anonymous
#19 - 2016-03-29 19:11:26 UTC
Bumblefck wrote:
The original post in all it's glory


Hah, thanks for that - very nicely salty - i've seen saltier, but that was pretty good

Alt and proud
Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
SL33PERS
#20 - 2016-03-29 20:23:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Ria Nieyli
Corrin Javalle wrote:
It was a quite glorious killmail for me as I had really just set up and paid attention. I saw him dock in a shuttle I think and then undock in a pod. Yes the kill itself was odd yet not unknown, I myself on another account that was KOS had been podded before undocking before I could even engage warp. But I assure you that there was nothing funny or untoward about how I attained the killmail itself. What followed though was true Eve gloriousness.



I expected to see a Svipul, not a Confessor but it's a moot point. That's what happens when the scanres bonus on sharpshooter mode is a 100% boost not subjected to diminishing returns. You just need good enough ping. Pretty much any random Russians do the same in the Cal/Gal warzone.
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