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Seraphim Risen
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2016-03-16 19:03:01 UTC
So everybody! Who likes to bake what? What's teh best baking you've ever had? Stuff like that. Spill the beans, SPILL THE BEANS!

Never not badpost.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#2 - 2016-03-16 19:04:44 UTC
Seraphim Risen wrote:
So everybody! Who likes to bake what? What's teh best baking you've ever had? Stuff like that. Spill the beans, SPILL THE BEANS!

Every time I try baking the fire suppression unit turns on.......
Utari Onzo
Escalated.
OnlyFleets.
#3 - 2016-03-16 19:12:18 UTC
My fish pie went down a treat when I made it. Technically it's less baking and more cooking with some pastry, but that still counts right..?

"Face the enemy as a solid wall For faith is your armor And through it, the enemy will find no breach Wrap your arms around the enemy For faith is your fire And with it, burn away his evil"
Seraphim Risen
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2016-03-16 19:16:47 UTC
That counts! I like to bake cookies. Cookies are good!

Never not badpost.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#5 - 2016-03-16 19:35:58 UTC
Gallenteans inside metal hulls.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Aldrith Shutaq
Atash e Sarum Vanguard
#6 - 2016-03-16 20:21:23 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Gallenteans inside metal hulls.


I don't think it's polite to serve that to guests.

Aldrith Ter'neth Shutaq Newelle

Fleet Captain of the Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris

Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade

Lord Consort of Lady Mitara Newelle, Champion of House Sarum and Holder of Damnidios Para'nashu
Utari Onzo
Escalated.
OnlyFleets.
#7 - 2016-03-16 20:28:08 UTC
On the subject, any good recipes for deserts to serve at dinner? Nothing overly complicated or fancy, just nice will do.

"Face the enemy as a solid wall For faith is your armor And through it, the enemy will find no breach Wrap your arms around the enemy For faith is your fire And with it, burn away his evil"
Morgan Wulver
SAYR Reserve Guard
SAYR Galactic
#8 - 2016-03-16 21:58:55 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Gallenteans inside metal hulls.

Sick burn.

... You see, it's funny becau-- Never mind.

Anyway, little known fact, I'm actually quite skilled at the art of baking. I can cook you up a cinnamon-butterscotch pie warm and tasty enough that it'd even melt Sansha's frozen heart for a day.

Kirjuun! Uakan! Teknikiara! Kanpai kameitsamuu! Ra ra ra!
Karmilla Strife
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#9 - 2016-03-16 23:13:49 UTC
I love freshly baked bread. It's such a delight to all the senses and like most delights, quickly becomes stale and boring.

When I want something sweeter there's a lovely cafe in Tzvi with the best pastries in the cluster.
Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Doomheim
#10 - 2016-03-17 00:13:48 UTC
What I occasionally bake in a gas oven is my own business.

Kurilaivonen|Concern
Kador Ouryon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2016-03-17 01:28:19 UTC
Morgan Wulver wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Gallenteans inside metal hulls.

Sick burn.

... You see, it's funny becau-- Never mind.

Anyway, little known fact, I'm actually quite skilled at the art of baking. I can cook you up a cinnamon-butterscotch pie warm and tasty enough that it'd even melt Sansha's frozen heart for a day.


Who knew? I was under the assumption you were an amorphous blob composed of gin and self loathing.

Not sure how to add 'talented maker of sweet treats' into the mix...

What fills the soul? Something that guides a lost child back to it's parents arms. Or waves that dye the shores of the heart gold. A blessed breath to nurture life in a land of wheat. Or the path the Sef descend drawn in ash. In the wake of fire.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2016-03-17 01:44:49 UTC
The only beans I care about are coffee beans.

That said, my coffee grounds had been turning up on my buns for quite some time now. It is oddly delicious.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Morgan Wulver
SAYR Reserve Guard
SAYR Galactic
#13 - 2016-03-17 05:23:36 UTC
Kador Ouryon wrote:
Morgan Wulver wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Gallenteans inside metal hulls.

Sick burn.

... You see, it's funny becau-- Never mind.

weAnyway, little known fact, I'm actually quite skilled at the art of baking. I can cook you up a cinnamon-butterscotch pie warm and tasty enough that it'd even melt Sansha's frozen heart for a day.


Who knew? I was under the assumption you were an amorphous blob composed of gin and self loathing.

Not sure how to add 'talented maker of sweet treats' into the mix...

Yes well, we all have our hobbies and idiosyncrasies. I also sketch dresses, assemble models, and plan weddings. Needless to say, I can design the cake myself. Not that anyone's ever asked me to.

I should probably find more productive hobbies.

Kirjuun! Uakan! Teknikiara! Kanpai kameitsamuu! Ra ra ra!
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2016-03-17 06:27:29 UTC
Morgan Wulver wrote:
Kador Ouryon wrote:
Morgan Wulver wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Gallenteans inside metal hulls.

Sick burn.

... You see, it's funny becau-- Never mind.

weAnyway, little known fact, I'm actually quite skilled at the art of baking. I can cook you up a cinnamon-butterscotch pie warm and tasty enough that it'd even melt Sansha's frozen heart for a day.


Who knew? I was under the assumption you were an amorphous blob composed of gin and self loathing.

Not sure how to add 'talented maker of sweet treats' into the mix...

Yes well, we all have our hobbies and idiosyncrasies. I also sketch dresses, assemble models, and plan weddings. Needless to say, I can design the cake myself. Not that anyone's ever asked me to.

I should probably find more productive hobbies.


You should start a business.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Nakito Kobara
Yamagata Syndicate
Northern Coalition.
#15 - 2016-03-17 07:05:11 UTC
To see enemies of my corporation and the State bake inside their hulls just before explosion has to be the best baking experience I ever had!

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Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#16 - 2016-03-17 08:24:45 UTC
Beware the Cake of Heresy !

Molok the Deceiver was the first, to bake the Cake of Heresy.

For Molok saw the Bread of Righteousness made by Amash-Akura, and was envious.

"Man cannot live on bread alone !" said Molok, and gathering his followers, set about creating the Cake.

Taking the Grain of Truth, and twisting it into the Flour of Lies, using the Mill of Avarice, Molok and his Followers then baked it with the Butter of Falseness, the Eggs of Doubt, and the Sugar of Envy, and formed the Cake. Filling the cake with the Jam of Hate, and icing it with the Icing of Platitudes.

The Cake of Heresy amazed all who saw it, save for the Righteous, who recognised it for what it was.

The Followers of Molok consumed the Cake, and this led to their undoing. The Cake of Heresy is a minute on the Lips, a lifetime on the Hips.

For the Cake causes fatness of the soul. Well, fatness of the soul's thighs anyway. And so, the Followers of Molok became chubby and unfit.

The Emperor Amash-Akura saw the Cake and saw it for what it was. Taking up the Spork of Inquisition, he smote the Cake, slicing it in twain, revealing the inner Jam of Hate to all.

"Lo, what an unrighteous Cake", said Amash-Akura. And all who saw it were Amazed, and Rejected the Cake of Heresy, preferring the Bread of Righteousness, or the Loaf of Asceticism.

And Molok and his followers were sacrificed to God. And God was Pleased.

And when Molok's followers knocked on the door of Paradise, the Sefrim guarding the doors saw their chubby thighs, and said "You're not getting in here like that", and turned them back, and there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth amongst them, for they would never enter Paradise.

And Molok himself, and the Beast, will say "Follow Me! For my Exercise Plan will allow you too to be thin enough to enter Paradise".

But it is LIES !

For the Followers of Molok were made to Run, as the Beast chased after them, and though the fat fell off them as they ran, it was not enough, and though their flesh shrivelled till they were nought but a skeleton, they were still forced to run. And eventually they faded into nothingness, and never entered Paradise.

Only Molok and the Beast remained, outside of Paradise, where they continue to torment sinners, that consumed the Cake of Heresy.

Such is Written.

Reject the Cake. Consume the Bread.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Yarosara Ruil
#17 - 2016-03-17 09:47:06 UTC
Only a silly Blood Raider would argue that cake is bad. You monster!
Seraphim Risen
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#18 - 2016-03-17 13:01:55 UTC
I don't see why we can't have both bread and cake! Leave it to Dufus Kim to derail my thread within a few posts, though. I'm fond of small, tart berries baked in sweet pastries. The contrast in flavors is just the most scrumptious!

Never not badpost.
Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
EDENCOM DEFENSIVE INITIATIVE
#19 - 2016-03-17 13:33:06 UTC
Seraphim Risen
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2016-03-17 15:23:48 UTC
Nana Skalski wrote:
Sausages.


Baked sausages? Please do share!

Never not badpost.
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