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Assisting wars for free. Taking out "mercs" for fun.

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HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#41 - 2016-02-23 21:07:41 UTC
While my computer is down, I am enjoying a few good books. X

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#42 - 2016-03-03 18:50:12 UTC
Back to eve after several weeks. Eve mail me for assists. Currently at war with marmite and vendetta, but they're hub hugging jokes which don't effect my gameplay. I'm itching to get to 13k kills this month, help a guy out with targets.

Have a nice day.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Nitshe Razvedka
#43 - 2016-03-03 20:41:01 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Back to eve after several weeks. Eve mail me for assists. Currently at war with marmite and vendetta, but they're hub hugging jokes which don't effect my gameplay. I'm itching to get to 13k kills this month, help a guy out with targets.

Have a nice day.



Will pay to kill CodeStraight Up for it? Can fleet with us or go solo.Cool

Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.

Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#44 - 2016-03-03 21:00:28 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
Absolutely, my services are open to all, except the egotistical and immature. Code needs to be crushed and ground into the dirt, where they belong.


Note : My house is getting full of used toilet paper. It's all yours for a bumblefck corpse.Big smile

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Tomato Burrito
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#45 - 2016-03-04 07:25:39 UTC
Mag's wrote:
This thread is lacking something....hmmmm

Ahh yeah, it needs more Holeysheet alts to tell us how good he is.

Hes totally great.

Well, if by he you mean Tora.
Ozzie Udan
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#46 - 2016-03-04 07:41:42 UTC
I may need a hand with a small plan, maybe wait until you finish with marmite 1st, no hurry

A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head A painting of me

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#47 - 2016-03-04 07:56:41 UTC
I CBF reading 3 pages of this. Is the TLDR more salt from a guy who got kicked from Marmite?

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

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HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#48 - 2016-03-04 13:30:37 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
I CBF reading 3 pages of this. Is the TLDR more salt from a guy who got kicked from Marmite?


CBF? You're too weird for this thread, go cheerlead for your favorite "merc" groups please.Marmite is ancient history brah. It's tora that has the issue. He still has me decced lol, it's almost been a year...lmfao Lol.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#49 - 2016-03-08 13:09:00 UTC
Most merc groups will be running around like headless chickens without a watch list. Fear not however, I have never relied on such things.

Eve mail me for assists, services mentioned in earlier posts. Check my killboard, I get 'er done. Over 1 trillion served personally.

Don't hire these fool "mercs". I see many of them becoming miners as the challenge might be too much for their simple minds.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#50 - 2016-03-12 09:55:55 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
Allied with all with assists open against marmite and archetype. If you need assistance against them, give me a mail.

This is merely for targets, nothing personal.

Read previous posts for services provided.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Naomi Leafblower
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#51 - 2016-03-12 11:10:14 UTC
Bump for an awesome service (Promoting my own product I know). I am in service to the great Holeysheet1(one alt of many), Emperor of Amarr, King of Jita, Scourge of the Spacelanes...the list goes on. If you are the one who gets me to 13k kills I will give you 1 billion isk. On this you have my word.

If you have a nuisance war dec, open for assists today, and emailing The Man some details would help. Have a great day.Big smile
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#52 - 2016-03-14 13:02:36 UTC
Accept my assist offers people, it's free and I have the experience to get the job done.

For available services, contact me anytime.
Have a great day.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Catalytic morphisis
Deep Space Coalition
Fraternity.
#53 - 2016-03-15 17:18:49 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
I've been rebuilding my computer. I'm having a fun time with sleeping in my new case. The Rosewill Blackhawk ultra. I got the liquid cooler bracket for my Titan x so all I need is a micro screwdriver I don't have. Then beltazer, I will be back in fighting form. I'm looking forward to playing some more. Things will pick up of which I have no doubt.

Have a nice day.



Loving the amazing amount of Product Placement in your posts... Anyone would think you had an Endorsement deal onthe Rosewill Blackhawk ultra Roll

However I am enjoying the read, Keep it coming!

Actual Link free and scout free solo PvP'er
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#54 - 2016-03-16 01:51:19 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
MOAR WARS!!!!!

Assisting wars for free. Proven track record of 12600+ kills and over 1 trillion isk taken from my victims.

Edit : Its a good case...and huge. With all the liquid cooling I have its practically bulging however.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Catalytic morphisis
Deep Space Coalition
Fraternity.
#55 - 2016-03-16 13:04:00 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
MOAR WARS!!!!!

Assisting wars for free. Proven track record of 12600+ kills and over 1 trillion isk taken from my victims.

Edit : Its a good case...and huge. With all the liquid cooling I have its practically bulging however.


Does look slightly bigger than my H440 that I managed to somehow cram 2x 980ti's and a full waterloop into, May have to look into that as my next case

Actual Link free and scout free solo PvP'er
Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#56 - 2016-03-16 14:19:11 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Most merc groups will be running around like headless chickens without a watch list. Fear not however, I have never relied on such things.

Eve mail me for assists, services mentioned in earlier posts. Check my killboard, I get 'er done. Over 1 trillion served personally.

Don't hire these fool "mercs". I see many of them becoming miners as the challenge might be too much for their simple minds.


You never needed the watch list because you never left the undock and just blapped anything flashy Lol

And because you never used the watchlist while just sitting there like a lemon you also lost a lot of HIC's and T3's.

You use to ruin wars all on your own because of stupid loses Big smile

True story....
<3

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#57 - 2016-03-16 15:48:29 UTC
Fybs wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Most merc groups will be running around like headless chickens without a watch list. Fear not however, I have never relied on such things.

Eve mail me for assists, services mentioned in earlier posts. Check my killboard, I get 'er done. Over 1 trillion served personally.

Don't hire these fool "mercs". I see many of them becoming miners as the challenge might be too much for their simple minds.


You never needed the watch list because you never left the undock and just blapped anything flashy Lol

And because you never used the watchlist while just sitting there like a lemon you also lost a lot of HIC's and T3's.

You use to ruin wars all on your own because of stupid loses Big smile

True story....
<3


See? Mad "mercs" complaining. I ruined nothing you moron. I made turdmite what it was. You were only a poor manipulated passenger on the Holey train. Bought a mackinaw yet fybzy?

I camped gates solo more than anyone in turdmite, get your information correct please. Tora really does pull your strings you poor puppet. Believe whatever, and try to get better.

Have a nice day.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#58 - 2016-03-16 16:45:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Fybs
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Fybs wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Most merc groups will be running around like headless chickens without a watch list. Fear not however, I have never relied on such things.

Eve mail me for assists, services mentioned in earlier posts. Check my killboard, I get 'er done. Over 1 trillion served personally.

Don't hire these fool "mercs". I see many of them becoming miners as the challenge might be too much for their simple minds.


You never needed the watch list because you never left the undock and just blapped anything flashy Lol

And because you never used the watchlist while just sitting there like a lemon you also lost a lot of HIC's and T3's.

You use to ruin wars all on your own because of stupid loses Big smile

True story....
<3


See? Mad "mercs" complaining. I ruined nothing you moron. I made turdmite what it was. You were only a poor manipulated passenger on the Holey train. Bought a mackinaw yet fybzy?

I camped gates solo more than anyone in turdmite, get your information correct please. Tora really does pull your strings you poor puppet. Believe whatever, and try to get better.

Have a nice day.


Why would I be mad? lol

I think you should be on your knees giving Tora the old gobble gobble Blink you see marmite made you holey. if it wasn't for all them wars you wouldn't have got them kills. hell look at your killboard since you was booted it's looking rather dry mate. I think your struggling for content hench all the posting since its the closest thing your getting as content.

also sitting on the hubs out gates it's nothing to be that proud about it is better then since on the undock tho. il also give you some credit you was always pretty good at Pvpdocktimer not the best since Pirat hold that one.

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#59 - 2016-03-16 17:09:55 UTC
Continue bumping my thread you mad muppet puppet. You looked at my killboard? I've never looked at yours because I know it is inferior.

If marmite made me, why do I often get referred to as the ex-leader? You're just blowing smoke in people's faces like tora trained you to do. You're a manipulated pup and I feel sorry for you. I got a mackinaw fit if you need it.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#60 - 2016-03-16 17:22:30 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Continue bumping my thread you mad muppet puppet. You looked at my killboard? I've never looked at yours because I know it is inferior.

If marmite made me, why do I often get referred to as the ex-leader? You're just blowing smoke in people's faces like tora trained you to do. You're a manipulated pup and I feel sorry for you. I got a mackinaw fit if you need it.


Im sorry holey did I hit a nerve?

il drop the mic and moonwalk out of here.

much love <3

xxx

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority