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Complaints Department Mercenary Alliance Available to Hire

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Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#101 - 2016-02-25 04:23:23 UTC
Valkin Mordirc wrote:
Ozzie Udan wrote:
Rawmeat Mary wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Join me in my 13k kills celebration coming soon! Big smile

On which side of the killmail? P



With a dramatic pose like you have for your pic, who would not want to hire you

Wind in your hair would add more but Merc don't need any more drama

Just a bump really



I'm honestly more concerned about the dreadlock that managed to phase through her chin. O.o

That's worrying. Filthy mutants.

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
Marcus Luttrell Khan
Masters of Karate and Friendship
Safety.
#102 - 2016-02-26 14:24:34 UTC
If I were a big ol' rich alliance head who didn't like someone, I would hire these guys. Why? I've flown with a good bunch of them and they tend to get things done by any means necessary, hub camping or not. Confirmed best bang for buck.
Eggnchips Hemanseh
Hunter Killers.
#103 - 2016-03-02 13:43:14 UTC
Available for hire
Monica Team
Uranus Intruders
#104 - 2016-03-06 09:09:33 UTC
Available for hire
Eggnchips Hemanseh
Hunter Killers.
#105 - 2016-03-09 16:31:37 UTC
Available for hire
Dymorian Deile
Hadean Veil Operations
#106 - 2016-03-09 18:56:31 UTC
Eggnchips Hemanseh wrote:
Available for hire


Less forum posting more game playing :)
Eggnchips Hemanseh
Hunter Killers.
#107 - 2016-03-11 11:34:13 UTC
Dymorian Deile wrote:
Eggnchips Hemanseh wrote:
Available for hire


Less forum posting more game playing :)


Will be back as of Sunday nightBig smile
Monica Team
Uranus Intruders
#108 - 2016-03-15 17:21:29 UTC
Available for hire
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#109 - 2016-03-15 17:53:37 UTC
Not available for hire

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Dom Arkaral
Bannheim
Cuttlefish Collective
#110 - 2016-03-15 17:57:12 UTC
Bumblefck wrote:
Not available for hire

Clear the floor.
Ty

Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester.

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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#111 - 2016-03-15 19:35:48 UTC
The floor will be vacated if/when the Complaints Department can fulfill the one request that I've asked merc groups over the years, almost since I started, but to no success:


Namely - I would like to retain their services to follow me around wherever I go for a week and sing my praises in local. It has to look genuine (as it should well be!), but I leave the choices of eulogy up to them!

Please reply in this thread with a quote. Thank you!

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Valkin Mordirc
#112 - 2016-03-15 19:50:23 UTC
If you can retrieve 12 Tora owned Fedo's I shall take the challenge.
#DeleteTheWeak
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#113 - 2016-03-15 19:52:19 UTC
I will hunt them, I will find them, and I will cuddle them

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Badman Lasermouse
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps
#114 - 2016-03-17 17:32:03 UTC
WTB tora fedos.

-Badman
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#115 - 2016-03-17 20:12:24 UTC
You can have all my ships, but if you touch my killer Fedo's , you're in trouble. Pirate

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#116 - 2016-03-17 20:20:30 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
You can have all my ships, but if you touch my killer Fedo's , you're in trouble. Pirate



Can I tempt them with some steaks cut from Holly's corpse?






PS: Actually, I don't want to give them lead poisoning from all that metal crap.... Sad

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#117 - 2016-03-17 21:31:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Starrakatt
Bumblefck wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
You can have all my ships, but if you touch my killer Fedo's , you're in trouble. Pirate



Can I tempt them with some steaks cut from Holly's corpse?






PS: Actually, I don't want to give them lead poisoning from all that metal crap.... Sad

Make it into bacon, nobody will notice.

Hire them, good mercs.

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
Xorphix
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#118 - 2016-03-18 06:21:09 UTC
Badman Lasermouse wrote:
WTB tora fedos.


My god, a wild badman appears. Welcome back. :P
Valkin Mordirc
#119 - 2016-03-18 07:43:38 UTC
Badman Lasermouse wrote:
WTB tora fedos.



YOUR NOT DEAD?!
#DeleteTheWeak
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#120 - 2016-03-18 08:07:25 UTC
Valkin Mordirc wrote:
Badman Lasermouse wrote:
WTB tora fedos.



YOUR NOT DEAD?!

We all rejoiced in a certain C&P channel today. Thinking of photoshopping a thing

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