Crime & Punishment

This IEEE tale, begins as many of them do, with an intrepid IEEE agent coasting through high security space, and finding to their surprise, people still mining into jettison canisters. A rare thing these days with all the concord changes, the suspect mechanics, and other various changes.

But the anger felt by miners at having their ill placed ore taken from their possession, and the decisions that come from that anger are often poor ones.

After seeing two whole jettison canisters get flipped into other cans and cargo holds, a particular mackinaw pilot decided to put violence upon the intrepid IEEE agent, resulting in the destruction of a mining vessel.

2016.03.12 23:37:17

Victim: xxxxxxxxxx
Corp: Federal Navy Academy
Alliance: Unknown
Faction: Unknown
Destroyed: Mackinaw
System: Averon
Security: 0.6
Damage Taken: 11361

Involved parties:

Name: Zedrik Cayne (laid the final blow)
Security: -0.50
Corp: Standards and Practices
Alliance: None
Faction: None
Ship: Nereus
Weapon: Light Neutron Blaster II
Damage Done: 11258

Name: Serpentis Patroller / Serpentis Corporation
Damage Done: 103

Destroyed items:

Plagioclase, Qty: 59220 (Other)
Metal Scraps, Qty: 737 (Cargo)
5MN Y-T8 Compact Microwarpdrive (Cargo)
Small I-ax Enduring Remote Armor Repairer (Cargo)
Baker Nunn Enduring Tracking Disruptor I (Cargo)
Burned Logic Circuit, Qty: 73 (Cargo)
Plagioclase Mining Crystal I, Qty: 2 (Cargo)
Limited Kinetic Deflection Field I
Charred Micro Circuit, Qty: 91 (Cargo)
Small Automated Structural Restoration (Cargo)
A-211 Enduring Guidance Disruptor (Cargo)
Regulated Light Ion Phase Cannon I (Cargo)
Mining Laser Upgrade II
Damaged Artificial Neural Network, Qty: 65 (Cargo)
Small Shield Extender II
Iridium Charge S, Qty: 200 (Cargo)
Small Ghoul Compact Energy Nosferatu (Cargo)
Medium Processor Overclocking Unit I
1MN Y-S8 Compact Afterburner (Cargo)
EP-S Gaussian Scoped Mining Laser (Cargo)
5MN Cold-Gas Enduring Microwarpdrive (Cargo)
Broken Drone Transceiver, Qty: 69 (Cargo)
ML-3 Scoped Survey Scanner (Cargo)
Medium Processor Overclocking Unit I
DDO Scoped Tracking Disruptor I (Cargo)
Limited Thermal Dissipation Field I
Omber Mining Crystal I
Mining Laser Upgrade II
Contaminated Lorentz Fluid, Qty: 129 (Cargo)
Limited Light Ion Blaster I (Cargo)
Small Coaxial Compact Remote Armor Repairer (Cargo)
Tripped Power Circuit, Qty: 81 (Cargo)
Small YF-12a Smartbomb (Cargo)

Dropped items:

Scorched Telemetry Processor, Qty: 2 (Cargo)
Hobgoblin I (Cargo)
Metal Scraps, Qty: 10 (Cargo)
Survey Scanner I
Small I-ax Enduring Remote Armor Repairer (Cargo)
CZ-4 Compact Gravimetric ECM (Cargo)
Omber Mining Crystal I
Lead Charge S, Qty: 100 (Cargo)
Burned Logic Circuit, Qty: 4 (Cargo)
Mining Laser Upgrade II
Modulated Strip Miner II
100mm Crystalline Carbonide Restrained Plates, Qty: 2 (Cargo)
Antimatter Charge S, Qty: 100 (Cargo)
Plagioclase Mining Crystal I (Cargo)
Contaminated Nanite Compound, Qty: 32 (Cargo)
Faint Epsilon Scoped Warp Scrambler (Cargo)
Denny Enduring Omnidirectional Tracking Link (Cargo)
Thorium Charge S, Qty: 300 (Cargo)
Small I-b Polarized Structural Regenerator (Cargo)
100mm Rolled Tungsten Compact Plates, Qty: 3 (Cargo)
Conductive Polymer, Qty: 26 (Cargo)
Iron Charge S, Qty: 400 (Cargo)
Modulated Strip Miner II
Damaged Artificial Neural Network, Qty: 2 (Cargo)
Plutonium Charge S, Qty: 100 (Cargo)
Rich Plagioclase, Qty: 17407 (Other)
Broken Drone Transceiver (Cargo)
Tungsten Charge S, Qty: 200 (Cargo)
Azure Plagioclase, Qty: 3568 (Other)
Phased Muon Scoped Sensor Dampener (Cargo)
Malfunctioning Shield Emitter (Cargo)
Mobile Tractor Unit (Cargo)
Omber Mining Crystal I, Qty: 2 (Cargo)
J5 Enduring Warp Disruptor (Cargo)
Contaminated Lorentz Fluid, Qty: 6 (Cargo)
Silvery Omber, Qty: 11123 (Other)
Small Coaxial Compact Remote Armor Repairer (Cargo)
Uranium Charge S, Qty: 100 (Cargo)
Modal Light Ion Particle Accelerator I (Cargo)
Tripped Power Circuit, Qty: 3 (Cargo)
Fried Interface Circuit, Qty: 83 (Cargo)

An awful lot of stuff. To be more efficient about it, the agent in question went to acquire a Miasmos. Because frankly hauling things of any size in a Nereus is quite painful.

Arriving back in Avernon, the pilot in question is flagged suspect, seems he has decided to retrieve his ore in an Orca. Not the smartest of moves. I miss him at the belt, and proceed to camp him in, in a Nereus again. Wonder of wonders, the pilot decides to undock while still suspect flagged.

Anyone who knows of the combat abilities of haulers, knows they have the damage potential of an angry wet noodle. So I helpfully webbed the orca into warp. And chased him through two systems before catching him on a gate. Needless to say, the Orca very, very slowly succumbed to its fate. The pilot logging out at some point during the ordeal.

2016.03.13 00:29:11

Victim: xxxxxxxxxx
Corp: Federal Navy Academy
Alliance: Unknown
Faction: Unknown
Destroyed: Orca
System: Tolle
Security: 0.7
Damage Taken: 73630

Involved parties:

Name: Zedrik Cayne (laid the final blow)
Security: -0.50
Corp: Standards and Practices
Alliance: None
Faction: None
Ship: Nereus
Weapon: Warrior II
Damage Done: 73630

Destroyed items:

Dense Veldspar, Qty: 92955 (Other)
Massive Scordite, Qty: 41488 (Other)
Rich Plagioclase, Qty: 29284 (Cargo)
Type-D Restrained Expanded Cargo
Rich Plagioclase, Qty: 114285 (Other)
Condensed Scordite, Qty: 14248 (Other)
Small Azeotropic Restrained Shield Extender

Dropped items:

Hammerhead I, Qty: 2 (Drone Bay)
Large Shield Extender II
Concentrated Veldspar, Qty: 6896 (Other)
Rich Plagioclase, Qty: 90441 (Other)
Type-D Restrained Expanded Cargo
Azure Plagioclase, Qty: 131497 (Cargo)

continued...

+1

I haven't much time to play. Plenty of time to read though -(. Eagerly awaiting the next IEEE report.

Keep up the good work. +1

Just re-read the rules since they have changed. You're supposed to bowdlerize the mails to avoid embarrassing and trolling people. It is in the sticky. Perhaps it needs to be updated?

I usually get away with this style of posting kill mails

He had a near-life experience.