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Want to be a MERC ?

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gAVEN K
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2016-01-18 13:03:46 UTC
Seems like all the merc corps want massive amounts off SP and gleaming Killboards to even get a sniff at joining them !!!
So what do you do if you want to become a merc ?

Well if you can fly upto T2 armour cruisers and use T2 guns you could do a lot worse than come and have a chat with us , we're all about giving the new dudes a go
All we ask is that your willing to be a team player have balls or lips off pure steel and be part of our community.

Destroyer of MILFS,

I will snatch your last breath so don't run you will only die tired,

I'm chilled cause my bird is fit and loves it

ALUCARD 1208
Digital Ghosts
Sedition.
#2 - 2016-01-30 18:37:12 UTC
lol balls of steel do you guys even fight?
Slate 183
Doomheim
#3 - 2016-03-13 06:43:35 UTC
If anyone wants to join a Merc corp, new player or not, the last place you should look to join is Archetype. All they do is sit in a station and undock to kill something every so often in Dodixie. Your Kill board shouldn't matter learning about the game and the mechanics and ships is more important and you wont get any of that from a station in Dodixie.

Look up some kill boards and see what they do, then talk to some of the more competent alliances like Complaints Department, Vendetta or Public enemy and ask them what it will take to join them.

the best way is make your own corp find a few like minded players and pick a target, have some fun and grow. Once you make a name for yourself you can join who you like or become your own alliance. Then you are more than some random guy wanting to join someone. some of the best ways to make contact with people is to fight them and have fun show them what you are capable of.

This gAVEN guy is like a car sails man telling you his prices are the best, but don't go anywhere else and check buy this now.
Go look for yourself.
Nat Silverguard
Aideron Robotics
Aideron Robotics.
#4 - 2016-03-13 09:04:24 UTC
gAVEN K wrote:
Seems like all the merc corps want massive amounts off SP and gleaming Killboards to even get a sniff at joining them !!!
So what do you do if you want to become a merc ?

Well if you can fly upto T2 armour cruisers and use T2 guns you could do a lot worse than come and have a chat with us , we're all about giving the new dudes a go
All we ask is that your willing to be a team player have balls or lips off pure steel and be part of our community.


balls of steel and hisec do not compute, dude, try harder. Roll

Just Add Water

Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#5 - 2016-03-13 13:34:53 UTC
Archetype - best purveyors of Clown Cars in Dodixie. Threat level: Schadenfreude

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log

Iyokus Patrouette
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2016-03-14 01:50:49 UTC
Slate 183 wrote:
If anyone wants to join a Merc corp, new player or not, the last place you should look to join is Archetype. All they do is sit in a station and undock to kill something every so often


You could have stopped speaking here. . though we'd never know which war dec corp you were talking about. they're all the same

---- Advocate for the initiation of purple coloured wormholes----

K1RTH G3RS3N
Doomheim
#7 - 2016-03-14 04:27:01 UTC
ALUCARD 1208 wrote:
lol balls of steel do you guys even fight?


do you even say anything intelligent ever? seems like you just go to peoples threads to say dumb crap.
Sean Parisi
Blackrise Vanguard
#8 - 2016-03-14 22:00:38 UTC
I totally love camping in carebears for days with little to no possibility of them fighting back. Otherwise i love long structure grinds by the sun swigging brewskies with my merco-budsters. Mercs are so nifty.
The Knight WhosaysNO
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2016-03-14 22:02:58 UTC
NO
Nat Silverguard
Aideron Robotics
Aideron Robotics.
#10 - 2016-03-15 05:20:18 UTC
K1RTH G3RS3N wrote:
ALUCARD 1208 wrote:
lol balls of steel do you guys even fight?


do you even say anything intelligent ever? seems like you just go to peoples threads to say dumb crap.


he's right though. Smile

on the other hand, you are just whiney. What?

Just Add Water

JackknifedII
The Congregation
RAPID HEAVY ROPERS
#11 - 2016-03-15 12:35:18 UTC
I'm not trying to be dicky (seriously, this is a real question).

With mostly trade hub camping merc work, where do the balls of steel come in? Do you get many actual fights that are so one sided that your balls really would be tested to the steely max?

Minmatar....we are generally unpleasant to be around....

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC81MDW6dFa41VdNTt-pTl1Q

Always recruiting

ALUCARD 1208
Digital Ghosts
Sedition.
#12 - 2016-03-15 15:28:11 UTC  |  Edited by: ALUCARD 1208
K1RTH G3RS3N wrote:
ALUCARD 1208 wrote:
lol balls of steel do you guys even fight?


do you even say anything intelligent ever? seems like you just go to peoples threads to say dumb crap.


Thread stalking me now, Did i hurt your feels?

Guess you have never tried to fight seperatists the corp the guy was in when he wrote this thread. They are cowardly cuntz who will usually only take a fight if they have a batfone.

Apart from last 2 fights were they ****** thier batfone up and ended up getting wrecked.....
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#13 - 2016-03-29 20:40:41 UTC
K1RTH G3RS3N wrote:
ALUCARD 1208 wrote:
lol balls of steel do you guys even fight?


do you even say anything intelligent ever? seems like you just go to peoples threads to say dumb crap.



Bit rich coming from you, uber-purveyor of **** posts that you are. Your W&T threads are like little piles of **** from a delicate little Japanese dog - very Zen and perfectly formed, but still ultimately excrement.

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log

ARES-DESIDERATUS
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2016-04-07 03:57:19 UTC
Confirming.

Archetype act like they are good and talk a lot of nonsense, but here's what they do, they sit on the Dodixie undock all day, using OP blinged ships with Command Ship links - remote reps always on standby.

1v1 Confessors? Sure, until they lose the fight (even with their links), then it's time to undock the Guardians.

https://zkillboard.com/kill/51058378/

They're a bunch of carebears who talk smack and think they are good. slate 183's post was spot on. killboard efficiency is their only goal which is why they dec 1 man corps and mining corps and such.

Don't like my post.

Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#15 - 2016-04-07 11:37:27 UTC
This seems to be going well.

Linus Gorp
Ministry of Propaganda and Morale
#16 - 2016-04-08 08:24:33 UTC
ARES-DESIDERATUS wrote:
Confirming.

Archetype act like they are good and talk a lot of nonsense, but here's what they do, they sit on the Dodixie undock all day, using OP blinged ships with Command Ship links - remote reps always on standby.

1v1 Confessors? Sure, until they lose the fight (even with their links), then it's time to undock the Guardians.

https://zkillboard.com/kill/51058378/

They're a bunch of carebears who talk smack and think they are good. slate 183's post was spot on. killboard efficiency is their only goal which is why they dec 1 man corps and mining corps and such.

You just described every merc corp out there Lol

When you don't know the difference between there, their, and they're, you come across as being so uneducated that your viewpoint can be safely dismissed. The literate is unlikely to learn much from the illiterate.

ARES-DESIDERATUS
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2016-04-08 13:31:24 UTC
Linus Gorp wrote:

You just described every merc corp out there Lol

Absolutely not.

Don't like my post.

Erin Davis
Sblo Panala Corporation
#18 - 2016-04-08 19:40:21 UTC
ARES-DESIDERATUS wrote:
Confirming.

Archetype act like they are good and talk a lot of nonsense, but here's what they do, they sit on the Dodixie undock all day, using OP blinged ships with Command Ship links - remote reps always on standby.

1v1 Confessors? Sure, until they lose the fight (even with their links), then it's time to undock the Guardians.

https://zkillboard.com/kill/51058378/

They're a bunch of carebears who talk smack and think they are good. slate 183's post was spot on. killboard efficiency is their only goal which is why they dec 1 man corps and mining corps and such.


So you link a kill from december from a guy who isn't even in alliance anymore. Then you come to our homesystem (which is dodixie, i dont think we ever said thats not true), **** post in local, link your "banned mains" kb, say we will get disbanded becouse we dec you, then disappear.

The tears are real.
ARES-DESIDERATUS
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2016-04-08 20:21:06 UTC  |  Edited by: ARES-DESIDERATUS
Erin Davis wrote:


So you link a kill from december from a guy who isn't even in alliance anymore. Then you come to our homesystem (which is dodixie, i dont think we ever said thats not true), **** post in local, link your "banned mains" kb, say we will get disbanded becouse we dec you, then disappear.

The tears are real.

Bottom line is I've destroyed 164 million isk worth of Archetype assets, whereas Archetype has destroyed nothing of mine.

It's cool that you kicked him out for being so bad, but that doesn't change the fact that your entire alliance is just garbage.

And I literally fought with that idiot Kaely the night of the war-dec, and guess what happened - we 1v1'd with Confessors, and you guys had to have a Stratios undock and remote rep her to save her from dying.

I don't have anything against you personally, just know your place and don't act like you're good, stay in Dodixie and keep fighting 1 man corps with your links and logi.

I have all of new eden to explore, I don't have to waste my time fighting morons whose pvp abilities depend solely on the amount of logi ships they have in system.

Don't like my post.

Erin Davis
Sblo Panala Corporation
#20 - 2016-04-09 04:08:57 UTC
ARES-DESIDERATUS wrote:
Erin Davis wrote:


So you link a kill from december from a guy who isn't even in alliance anymore. Then you come to our homesystem (which is dodixie, i dont think we ever said thats not true), **** post in local, link your "banned mains" kb, say we will get disbanded becouse we dec you, then disappear.

The tears are real.

Bottom line is I've destroyed 164 million isk worth of Archetype assets, whereas Archetype has destroyed nothing of mine.

It's cool that you kicked him out for being so bad, but that doesn't change the fact that your entire alliance is just garbage.

And I literally fought with that idiot Kaely the night of the war-dec, and guess what happened - we 1v1'd with Confessors, and you guys had to have a Stratios undock and remote rep her to save her from dying.

I don't have anything against you personally, just know your place and don't act like you're good, stay in Dodixie and keep fighting 1 man corps with your links and logi.

I have all of new eden to explore, I don't have to waste my time fighting morons whose pvp abilities depend solely on the amount of logi ships they have in system.


This is classic. So what you are saying is you have absolutely nothing to back up your statement of "I will destroy your alliance", and you ran off from the one system you know you will find wartargets in. Please qq some more about fighting fair. Boo hoo.
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