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Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#21 - 2016-03-09 08:26:27 UTC
Confirming Nitshe Razvedka is my alt. I'm also the Undock button who is watching you and the funny feeling behind you when you move trough space. Pirate

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#22 - 2016-03-09 12:59:12 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
Tora Bushido wrote:
Confirming Nitshe Razvedka is my alt. I'm also the Undock button who is watching you and the funny feeling behind you when you move trough space. Pirate


Just making an observation. How could 2 people make the same grammatical error? Just stupid people I guess. You name all your viable alliance fits after me....holey Phobos, holey proteus,etc. Learn more English better, then get back to me.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#23 - 2016-03-09 13:07:26 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:

Learn more English better, then get back to me.



Pathetic, lol, even if it is sarcasm.

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#24 - 2016-03-09 13:52:42 UTC
Holey, if you re so sure, would you be willing to bet 10B on it ? API's and isks to Chribba ? Blink

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#25 - 2016-03-09 14:13:32 UTC
Nitshe is not Tora's alt Big smile

Let me give you a hint tho...

Travelling in a fried-out Kombi
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said:

"Do you come from a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder
You better run, you better take cover."

Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscle
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
And he said:

"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder
You better run, you better take cover."

Lying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me?
Because I come from the land of plenty."
And he said:

"Oh! Do you come from a land down under (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder
You better run, you better take cover."

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#26 - 2016-03-09 14:32:56 UTC
Sorry Fybs tldr.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#27 - 2016-03-09 14:45:02 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Holey, if you re so sure, would you be willing to bet 10B on it ? API's and isks to Chribba ? Blink


In the event that Chribba is busy... Please allow me to offer my very reputable 3rd party isk holding services.
Mo
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#28 - 2016-03-09 15:18:15 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Sorry Fybs tldr.
Avoiding the question. And Fybs, You're wrong too, but very close geo wise. Blink

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#29 - 2016-03-09 18:57:39 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
Tora Bushido wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Sorry Fybs tldr.
Avoiding the question. And Fybs, You're wrong too, but very close geo wise. Blink


There is no way to prove it, except that you're both knobs, and code is causing some issues in your "hq" system. As well, your use of the word holey is wrong. Both you and nitsche used it in the same incorrect context. That is rather peculiar, unless you are both illiterate.

ArrowHoley would mean something with holes in it, perhaps a holey bed sheet. Holy is the word you are looking for, it pertains to the divine.

10 billion is an insult....100 billion sounds more appropriate. Chriba ? Anyone who has veldspar tattooed on their arm is not dealing with a full deck of cards. Perhaps his gene pool could use some chlorine...or perhaps Thorazine. I think Mo would be more appropriate.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#30 - 2016-03-09 21:50:21 UTC
Mobadder Thworst wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
Holey, if you re so sure, would you be willing to bet 10B on it ? API's and isks to Chribba ? Blink


In the event that Chribba is busy... Please allow me to offer my very reputable 3rd party isk holding services.
Mo

Don't forget bumble and my endorsement in there mo Blink

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Ozzie Udan
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#31 - 2016-03-09 23:25:12 UTC
No I'm Tora and so is my sisterBig smile

A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head A painting of me

Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#32 - 2016-03-10 03:33:27 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Mobadder Thworst wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
Holey, if you re so sure, would you be willing to bet 10B on it ? API's and isks to Chribba ? Blink


In the event that Chribba is busy... Please allow me to offer my very reputable 3rd party isk holding services.
Mo

Don't forget bumble and my endorsement in there mo Blink


Thank you.

I am heavily endorsed by the most respected crowd.

Your money is safe, in a manner of speaking, with me.
Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#33 - 2016-03-10 03:35:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Mobadder Thworst
Ozzie Udan wrote:
No I'm Tora and so is my sisterBig smile

Ozzie,
It's only a matter of time before you're worse than I am.

This is a gateway activity to wardecs, extortion, and numbnuttery.

This dumpster fire that defines C&P spreads like this...
Mo
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#34 - 2016-03-10 08:48:32 UTC
Ozzie Udan wrote:
No I'm Tora and so is my sisterBig smile
Only in the weekends when we do the pink dress thing. Lol

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#35 - 2016-03-10 13:04:01 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Ozzie Udan wrote:
No I'm Tora and so is my sisterBig smile
Only in the weekends when we do the pink dress thing. Lol


Your attempts at humour are poor at best. Cross-dressing while playing eve isn't the issue here.

ArrowDeflecting from the real issue at hand is, in my view an admission to your attempts at subterfuge. I'll take my 100 bill please. Throw it on the pile.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Nitshe Razvedka
#36 - 2016-03-10 13:36:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Nitshe Razvedka
Australians don't kick a man when their down. It comes from our environment here; dealing with floods, drought and fires.Bear


I genuinely thought you may be interested in killing CODE as a pick me up.Straight


Your CPU does not work,

your former alliance dissolved,

the CSM campaign fell through,

you no longer drive a Porsche,

you live in Canada,

and your wife is not getting any younger.


Your thread kicked an own goal and was funny at your expense. We regularly use humour in the Antipodes to get through adversity. I trust you will take the humour with good grace.

All said the offer to kill CODE still stands when your computer is up.

Cheers

ToraBlink

Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.

Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#37 - 2016-03-10 13:54:24 UTC
It is up.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#38 - 2016-03-10 13:55:02 UTC
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
Australians don't kick a man when their down. It comes from our environment here; dealing with floods, drought and fires.Bear


I genuinely thought you may be interested in killing CODE as a pick me up.Straight


Your CPU does not work,

your former alliance dissolved,

the CSM campaign fell through,

you no longer drive a Porsche,

you live in Canada,

and your wife is not getting any younger.


Your thread kicked an own goal and was funny at your expense. We regularly use humour in the Antipodes to get through adversity. I trust you will take the humour with good grace.

All said the offer to kill CODE still stands when your computer is up.

Cheers

ToraBlink

The last bullet point wasn't funny... can not give +1

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Nitshe Razvedka
#39 - 2016-03-10 14:04:58 UTC
Upgrade regularly with tight prenuptial.Big smile

Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.

Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#40 - 2016-03-10 18:40:10 UTC
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
Australians don't kick a man when their down. It comes from our environment here; dealing with floods, drought and fires.Bear


I genuinely thought you may be interested in killing CODE as a pick me up.Straight


Your CPU does not work,

your former alliance dissolved,

the CSM campaign fell through,

you no longer drive a Porsche,

you live in Canada,

and your wife is not getting any younger.


Your thread kicked an own goal and was funny at your expense. We regularly use humour in the Antipodes to get through adversity. I trust you will take the humour with good grace.

All said the offer to kill CODE still stands when your computer is up.

Cheers

ToraBlink


ArrowOk, It was the cpu, got a refund and upgraded to a 6700k.
ArrowSecondly, what squad was a failscade alliance due to poor leadership, I was not involved.
ArrowThirdly, my CSM campaign was more a hoax to give the favorites ideas to steal from me to make the game better. Contrary to what I said, I don't want to go to Iceland.
ArrowAs far as my wife, I think you're right. I need a new younger one but no marriage, just common-law.
ArrowCanada is the best country on Earth. I feel sorry for the rest of you tbh.

Don't code idiots kill themselves? Thanks tora, I will consider it.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
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