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Who is the best "merc" group?

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Mortlake
Republic Military School
#41 - 2016-02-24 16:00:55 UTC
Mobadder Thworst wrote:
Mortlake wrote:
So, are we role playing? This is all very confusing.

I like egg sandwiches. No, wait, that's a real thing. What should I be saying?

I hate you idiots. Help. No really.



I was being dead serious. It must assume you were addressing some of the trolls who posted on this thread.

I hate trolls.

I also like egg sandwiches.



Me too man, I'm like totally bummed, y'know?

I'd just like a straight conversation with someone without feeling like I have to reach for the dressing up basket all the time. It's costing me a fortune in costumes. Having said that I picked up this rather fetching little rubber nurse number that I think you'll all love.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#42 - 2016-02-24 16:34:48 UTC
Ok, thread closed. All "merc" groups in eve suck. They rely purely on superior numbers and overkill on logistics. What a sad state eve has become.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#43 - 2016-02-24 17:23:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Mike Adoulin
Chribba owns you all.

Also, lest I forget......


The obligatory Holeysheet tears link.

Now all of you.

Worship the Chribba.

WORSHIP HIM.

Cool

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#44 - 2016-02-24 19:38:18 UTC
Cry about it sheet

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#45 - 2016-02-24 20:37:38 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Cry about it sheet


Lol.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#46 - 2016-02-25 03:56:20 UTC
Mortlake wrote:
Mobadder Thworst wrote:
Mortlake wrote:
So, are we role playing? This is all very confusing.

I like egg sandwiches. No, wait, that's a real thing. What should I be saying?

I hate you idiots. Help. No really.



I was being dead serious. It must assume you were addressing some of the trolls who posted on this thread.

I hate trolls.

I also like egg sandwiches.



Me too man, I'm like totally bummed, y'know?

I'd just like a straight conversation with someone without feeling like I have to reach for the dressing up basket all the time. It's costing me a fortune in costumes. Having said that I picked up this rather fetching little rubber nurse number that I think you'll all love.


Yeah, I get it. Every since holeysheet started running for CSM I can't hardly keep chocolate syrup in the house. It's exhausting and, to be frank, expensive and destructive.

In truth, I'm not great about role play anyways. I get booted from every role play channel I get into.

I think I'm trying too hard.
pushdogg
relocation LLC.
#47 - 2016-02-25 06:22:01 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Ok, thread closed. All "merc" groups in eve suck. They rely purely on superior numbers and overkill on logistics. What a sad state eve has become.



I'm not even sure why we were rating them? Hasn't everyone learned there is no "best" in Eve?
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#48 - 2016-02-25 10:34:21 UTC
Just confirming the truth. Shut up you.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
ISD Fractal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#49 - 2016-02-25 13:17:54 UTC
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Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#50 - 2016-02-25 14:50:13 UTC
pushdogg wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Ok, thread closed. All "merc" groups in eve suck. They rely purely on superior numbers and overkill on logistics. What a sad state eve has become.



I'm not even sure why we were rating them? Hasn't everyone learned there is no "best" in Eve?


Light Adama was declared the best.

I thought we were searching for #2?
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#51 - 2016-02-25 16:47:23 UTC
Who is light Adama again? Quick synopsis please and link their kb.

Number 2 would have to hug jita so tightly it hurt to watch. I thinks a schizophrenic leader who hears and sees things that aren't actually there would compliment it nicely also.
It would have to have multiple nestor support from some weirdo who spent a few hundred bucks in real money to outfit them. At the end of the day...Lol
They should also fleece their clients of as much isk as possible for little or no service rendered.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to take a number 2.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Blackfeathers
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#52 - 2016-03-06 01:30:31 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Ok, thread closed. All "merc" groups in eve suck. They rely purely on superior numbers and overkill on logistics. What a sad state eve has become.


Wait... what? They suck because they do their job reliably? I didn't think you hired mercs to give the enemy gudfites. I thought you hired them to make the enemy's life difficult. Superior numbers and lots of logistics is a good strategy if you want to be effective.

The enemy will either stay docked or lose - which is kinda why you'd want to hire mercs, right?
Akimos
Alpha Bar
#53 - 2016-03-06 10:36:53 UTC
Devil's Warriors.

They are the classiest posters on the Cats&Pie forum and are therefore the best Merc group.
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#54 - 2016-03-08 13:40:39 UTC
Akimos wrote:
Devil's Warriors.

They are the classiest posters on the Cats&Pie forum and are therefore the best Merc group.




Everyone has the right to an opinion, however misguided it is. You should drop by the Romi system and say hi to them. They've entrenched themselves in a system that is out of the way and of no significance. I'm sure they do a decent job of patrolling the surrounding systems though.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Dom Arkaral
Bannheim
Cuttlefish Collective
#55 - 2016-03-08 17:04:42 UTC
There is no best,

But

The better ones are those that don't change their doctrines even when decced by another merc corp/alliance.

That fact alone differentiates the good from the bad Cool

Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester.

Broadcast 4 Reps -- YOU ARE NOT ALONE, EVER

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CCL Loyalist
Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#56 - 2016-03-08 17:12:09 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Akimos wrote:
Devil's Warriors.

They are the classiest posters on the Cats&Pie forum and are therefore the best Merc group.




Everyone has the right to an opinion, however misguided it is. You should drop by the Romi system and say hi to them. They've entrenched themselves in a system that is out of the way and of no significance. I'm sure they do a decent job of patrolling the surrounding systems though.


now now holey

you know better then that Blink

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#57 - 2016-03-08 17:26:19 UTC
Fybs wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Akimos wrote:
Devil's Warriors.

They are the classiest posters on the Cats&Pie forum and are therefore the best Merc group.




Everyone has the right to an opinion, however misguided it is. You should drop by the Romi system and say hi to them. They've entrenched themselves in a system that is out of the way and of no significance. I'm sure they do a decent job of patrolling the surrounding systems though.


now now holey

you know better then that Blink


To be fair Fybs, you have to admire his stamina. He must be knackered, riding around on that menstrual cycle day and night. I sold mine and bought a monobrow and a two-handed footpump. Best thing I ever did. Saved me a fortune in iron tablets alone.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#58 - 2016-03-08 20:02:29 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
It would seem that the Devils warlords think they are the best. I am merely a moderator and will offer no opinion, only facts.Blink

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Johnny Punisher
Avanto
Hole Control
#59 - 2016-03-09 12:21:03 UTC
Pandemic legion.

Black Legion (rip)
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#60 - 2016-03-09 20:11:32 UTC
It would seem pandemic legion is a favorite. I've only killed them so I'm not sure of their quality. Marmite and vendetta are hub huggers from my information so they are out of the equation.

Any mercenary corporation cheerleaders wanna share their thoughts on this development?

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.