Crime & Punishment

Ty for confirming that Dora is my #1 fanboi

Where is the story? And how is this funny?

I am disappointed.

Sorry to post to see and pee, my favourite little cheerleader. I'll try to be more like you in the future...... Just kidding

The relevance here and the humour are above your understanding I guess. Am I the only one contacted by tora/nitsche to keep uedrama safe from gankers? He offered a bill up front. I didn't reply as I wipe my butt with a billion isk.
You see, ever since I popped a marmite on one of my ganking toons, the little marmites have been skittish to say the least. Like cockroaches when you turn the lights on. They're not safe anywhere except when docked and they know it. That's the joke.

I haven't even been playing and I know more than you. Tsk tsk.

When The Stig took his helmet off I expected there to be another helmet under there.

This thread is deep...











Deeply in need of a lock

'Double post' is the generally accepted term for when one posts something on a forum but, through technical error or otherwise, the same text appears repeated, concurrently.

As you will see, my posts contain two different sets of content.


Therefore, you are wrong again.

#AnotherHoleySaltPost

Fly on the wall when Holey is explaining Tora to his Specialist:



> Dr. - this Tora fellow, you say you met him in your imaginary space world, the same imaginary world where you proclaim you are emperor.

>Mr Sheet. - Yes Tora ridicules me at every opportunity even his alts. He's every where, he talks to me through other people, you know alts.

>Dr. - These other people called Tora alts, do they project thoughts into your mind? Do stray dogs speak to you in the street?

>Mr Sheet. - He talks to me on a intercom system called Local, You know between space ships in the same planetary system. Then he speaks to me in the Forums when I'm docked. Dogs? I did keep an alien freedo as a pet.

>Dr - An this obsession with Tora from this imaginary space world began when?

>Mr Sheet. - Exactly eleven months, thirteen days, eight hours and 21 seconds ago.


>Dr - Your wife rang me with her concerns, prolonged weeks under the house, the only proof of life; infrequent yells cursing this Tora character. Your family is concerned, I am concerned, this is an unnatural obsession.




From one imaginary character to another in your imaginary space world: Holey, you need help.

Let's fire up some other brand of role-play Holey. I'm losing interest in the "adversarial dullard" act.

I'm thinking fermented cabbage, motor oil, an orthopedic pillow, and a car buffer. If that's not your thing, I could go with a clown mask, duct tape, and a leather whip.

Either way, it would be a lot more fun than this thread...