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[Contract Hit] 3 Players -- Contract Worth up to 6 billion ISK
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Amund Aldent
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2016-03-06 00:47:21 UTC
I will offer any group whom wishes to take on this job 1.5 billion ISK for the following killmails to be provided of each character and their ship. Corpse provided will be given a 500m ISK bonus. The places they like to hang out are Jerma and Bika in the Domain region.

Kot Terona -- Orca
Gasan Ledy -- Obelisk
azazell 13 -- Mining Ship

If you provide me with the killmail and corpse for 1 of them welcome to 2 billion ISK. If you provide me with the killmails and corpses of all three pilots welcome to a cool 6 billion ISK. Any questions, send me a mail.
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#2 - 2016-03-06 01:53:26 UTC
Ahem.

Chribba.

Stuffs.

More Chribba.

Yet more Chribba.

And finally, stuffs.

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
Amund Aldent
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2016-03-06 04:26:46 UTC
If you insist on having Chribba then mail me. Otherwise, someone will come claim the payments for themselves eventually.
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#4 - 2016-03-06 16:05:42 UTC
I think I speak for everyone here when I politely request a backstory :)

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Tisiphone Dira
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2016-03-06 17:14:30 UTC
I concur with bumblefck. No story no kill. I want the story upfront.

There once was a ganker named tisi

A stunningly beautiful missy

To gank a gross miner

There is nothing finer, cept when they get all pissy
Amund Aldent
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2016-03-06 20:37:47 UTC
I am on the communication net with a friend of mine, and he asks me to do a favor for him. Being friends for a long time with him, I say, "Sure, you know I would help you with anything." He says to me he has been trying to war dec a group of people whom have become royal pains in the butt in the Clear Icicle Anomalies in and around Jerma. I asked him, "Well why isn't the war declaration system working for you? I know it works for mercenaries and many other corporations."

My friend replied, "Every time we spend the 50m ISK to war dec this group, they move their main characters either into non war deccable corporations paying off Concord to never gain war decs, or they switch to another corporation entirely. When we war dec the new corporation, they pick up their assets, and move corporations again. I have spent nearly 750m ISK trying to get the idea through their heads, that by having their friends war dec us through corporations such as Cold Old War there will be consequences. I think its time to start employing some alternate methods of showing these characters the error of their ways."

So I told him, "Well let's see if we put a nice size bounty on their ship and or corpse if we can employ some of the fine people in the mercenary line of work to help with this matter." My friend agreed to pay me a premium on top of the fee he is dolling out to anyone who claims one of three ships and persons.

So now I bring the request to you, Capsuleers of C&P. I am hoping to give away 6 billion ISK of someone else's ISK in order to accomplish the goal of the kills in the original post.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#7 - 2016-03-06 20:59:34 UTC
I concur chribba plz. Mobaddar, Bumblefck or myself are also acceptable third parties in here

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

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'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Droidster
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2016-03-07 03:39:30 UTC
On Saturday night Amund had found a beautiful rich Omber field in a dead end system and settled in for a nice evening of AFK mining, but when he returned from taking his bubble bath the ore hold in his retriever was empty and the whole asteroid field was gone! Shocked He arrived just in time to see Kot Terona warping off in an Orca loaded with Omber ore! Now he wants revenge.
Lan Wang
Princess Aiko Hold My Hand
Safety. Net
#9 - 2016-03-07 08:08:55 UTC
cool story bro

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#10 - 2016-03-07 12:26:35 UTC
Sounds like you need code bro, and they need mining permits

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Amund Aldent
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2016-03-08 04:49:41 UTC
Working on securing funds with Chribba. Will post once funds are sent to him. Droidster, thats better than mine. Either way I want the three individuals dead, and I am willing to pay good ISK for it.