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Bad People are Mean

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Triskelion Ouroboros
#41 - 2011-09-14 15:48:14 UTC
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
Qansh wrote:
The baddest thing I've ever done is scoop up some abandoned drones. I felt so mean. I know it's not much but, you know, baby steps.

That's actually a reasonable source of income if you can do it quickly. I spent about an hour cleaning up all the abandoned T2 drones in a mission hub and ended up with roughly 30 million isk. Docked up, listed them on the market, and sold them all back to the people who keep leaving the behind :)

That gives me some ideas. Thanks for the info. I mean, if the drones are just sitting there all neutral-like... (Oh, Qansh, the little white angel on my shoulder is saying...).
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#42 - 2011-09-15 15:28:59 UTC
Stole 14.6b in 7 days

Day 1: Joined corp. Explained that I was a pirate, scammer, lair, and all around loverly person. But, I probably wouldn't do anything to them.

Day 2: Made security director because I ousted another potential corp thief. Had to get rid of the competition.

Day 3: Convince another director to buy me a command ship.

Day 4: Convince ceo to buy me a Mach BPC and the corp to mine the mats to build it. Conveniently get wardeced. This lead to me finding about about their large faction POS.

Day 5: Negotiate end of war after POS is nearly blown up. Start taking down pos under the guise of "setting it up properly". Corp helps me. Find several capital ship, bs, and other pricey bpo's researching in pos.

Day 6: Remove the 1000 shares from corp wallet. Vote myself CEO.

Day 7: Ransom corp back to old ceo for 350m. Haul stuff to jita. Profit.

The Bane of All Things Fuzzy

Princess Nexxala
Quantum Cats Syndicate
#43 - 2011-09-15 17:44:20 UTC
Meh nothing too mean, but there was this one time

A certain gate in low sec was not "working" and since I knew this I camped it and slaughtered lots of mission running stealth bombers that were unable to jump it. I waited patiently for a certain guy who liked to fly around in his pimp'd cloaky Tengu running missions...well he showed up and DIAF while spamming jump I am sure.

Then a little while later got him to agress me on a station (he mad?) , brought in some friends and got him again

Sort of felt bad, but all the loot cheered me up a bit.
Was a good time :)

nom nom

Caldari Citizen20090217
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#44 - 2011-09-15 18:35:59 UTC
When carebears attack:

When wormholes were new, I used to run exploration from time to time for lulz/iskies. I would also occasionally solo wormhole content if I found a good one.

I found a good one.

It was (iirc) a nice c3 with plenty of anomalies in it, and I could *just* solo them in my cheap loldrake and rake in isk. So there I am killing sleepers and d-scanning when lo and behold I see combat probes. Out I warp, safespot/cloak, dscan etc.

Now the thing is the probes are out in system but not moving around at all. So I got suspicious, left the hole and came back in a covops, to snoop.

And snoop i did. There was a POS with no shield at one of the moons, and the probes were still out despite there being noone about in system. The pos, on closer inspection, was anchoring, and was owned by a tiny corp. I watched for a while, and saw the ceo in a viator turn up, and start to online his pos, then head back for the highsec hole to wait out his onlining timer.

Now this fella had dropped combats to make me leave the hole, so he could anchor his pos and claim my valuable sites for himself.

I took umbrage at this, and shoved my 100mn plated geddon roughly through the hole a few times. It collapsed (with me on the wrong side, but there was also a lowsec exit the other side of New Eden I knew about, and yes I got back safely).

So I can only imagine his face when he warped back to the hole and found it had gone, taking his nice expensive pos with it Twisted. I thought about ransoming the hole back to him as I knew about the lowsec exit, but in the end didn't bother. Kinda wish I had done tho looking back.Pirate

tl:dr I locked a guy out of his wormhole which contained his newly anchored pos. 450mil down the drain for him (back when u bought pos from npc).
Ice Fire Warriors
Wild Geese.
#45 - 2011-10-04 04:08:21 UTC
Bumping for great justice!
Angry Onions
Fast Eddy's X-ploding Diner
#46 - 2011-10-04 05:21:35 UTC
All of you guys are jack asses.... I admire you all and I need to step up my game.


Zoe Alarhun
The Proactive Reappropriation Corporation
#47 - 2011-10-04 06:07:36 UTC
I touched a miner inappropriately.
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#48 - 2011-10-04 08:27:50 UTC
I started mining...that's the most despicable act I have done to day, although I can't say im proud.
Huey Lachtadan
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#49 - 2011-10-04 17:06:56 UTC
On one time i tried the P*ssOfsprey.

Saw a lot of people mining except for one Badger MK II.
After taking a closer look, i realised thet the guy was trying to anchor a pos + silo in an 0.8 high-sec belt.

I bookmarket his pos, bought a overpriced Badger in local market, reshipped and went out again and
grapped pos+silo right under his nose Evil

The guy was realy upset but didn't smack talk.
Insted he tried begging the pos back.
He even petitioned me.

Both without success Big smile

Russell Casey
#50 - 2011-10-05 11:21:09 UTC
Xearal wrote:
Not something I did alone, but a while ago, we had some griefer dec our industrial alliance.
We found out that a significant portion of their income was based from a group of items they were selling on the local market, probably imported along with their PvP needs from Jita.
The region we live in has a very small market, which moved pretty slowly, but with very high margins. 20-50% is quite normal markup around here. I've got products on sale and which SELL at over 100% markup.
So as industrialists, we got our heads together, did the spread-fu, set up production and supply lines, and undercut them on each and every item they were selling. When they invested more money into new products, we expanded and continued our Market attack.
A week later, they dropped the wardec.

TL;DR: PewPew people were better at pew pew than us, but we managed to fight them at OUR game.

Take note kiddies, the real power in EVE is ISK, not SP.

Worst thing i ever did? Flipped a can, then when the angry carebear came back on his geddon and flipped it back I just shot the can and left. At the time I didn't know aggro mechanics extended to space junk, but if my little 30k isk frig was going down, it was taking 1.5m worth of ore with it. So at least I'd be ahead of the guy in isk. But I got away with the frig too because all his mediums were taken up by sensor boosters and he didn't have room for a warp scrambler.
Zey Nadar
Gallente Federation
#51 - 2011-10-05 11:36:28 UTC
Zedrik Cayne wrote:
So there I was...under contract in Arnon when:

I didn't do it alone..and Morin deserves more kudos than I do.

But it is quite possibly the most underhanded and mean thing I have ever done.

epic win! Big smile
Zoe Alarhun
The Proactive Reappropriation Corporation
#52 - 2011-10-05 20:25:37 UTC
Zedrik Cayne wrote:
So there I was...under contract in Arnon when:

I didn't do it alone..and Morin deserves more kudos than I do.

But it is quite possibly the most underhanded and mean thing I have ever done.

F me - this isi hilarious.
Jovius Marginus
Dreadnoughtz Conclave
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#53 - 2011-10-06 07:40:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Jovius Marginus
Well, I dont know about meanest...but it was a fun lesson to teach.

I caught a hulk and a charon going through nullsec together. The dude was trying to get his stuff out when his alliance was reset. He begged me and pleaded with me not to kill his Charon...he even offered me his last 30mill to not kill it. To be honest, I rather kept the solo Charon kill with a cane than his palty 30mill isk...even if it did take like 15 minutes to DIE.

In the end the loot I scooped did bring in about 250mill so it was a good day :)

Ps. The hulk died too
Kehro Urgus
Dark Nebula Academy
#54 - 2011-10-06 18:44:43 UTC
A friend and I suicide ganked 4 hulks last night. I felt like a turd after the first one but no. 2, 3 (especially) and 4 made me feel better.Twisted


Garviel Tarrant
Beyond Divinity Inc
Shadow Cartel
#55 - 2011-10-07 02:22:18 UTC
It was quite recently actually.

I started up a convo with a WT, trying to convince her to get out of the station and fight me.

during this conversation i found out that she was actually a disabled grandmother who plays games because its one of the few activities she can do.

Well so i asked her to come out and fight me in a frig. She didn't want to because she was afraid of her pod getting shot to ****. So i explained to her that if she lost which was in no way guaranteed there was absolutely no way i would catch her pod (This was in HS so i wasn't lying really). So i caught her pod.. And shot it to ****.

But i did say sorry first.. Does that count as being nice?Roll

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Garviel Tarrant
Beyond Divinity Inc
Shadow Cartel
#56 - 2011-10-07 02:33:35 UTC
Zedrik Cayne wrote:
So there I was...under contract in Arnon when:

I didn't do it alone..and Morin deserves more kudos than I do.

But it is quite possibly the most underhanded and mean thing I have ever done.

Sorry for double post but..

That was the funniest eve vid i have EVER seen. That beat the low sec BS disco video. Remind me never to get on your bad side, lmao.

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Clarina Kusoni
Caldari State
#57 - 2011-10-07 03:05:08 UTC
Zedrik Cayne wrote:
So there I was...under contract in Arnon when:

I didn't do it alone..and Morin deserves more kudos than I do.

But it is quite possibly the most underhanded and mean thing I have ever done.

That guy is such fun to murder Big smile
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#58 - 2011-10-07 04:49:56 UTC
Not much, only this [Video] !
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