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[MERC] ARCHETYPE

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#401 - 2016-02-27 01:43:40 UTC
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
Tyyler DURden wrote:
KB? Not even sure what your talking about, never registered a KB. On the other matter, rest assured, I clean my bum with water AND soap every Friday evening whether it needs it or not. Not quite sure what my personal hygiene has to do with anything, but I appreciate your concern.


Don't go NPC Tyyler, just keep posting on their thread until they surrender!Big smile


If you want to cause REAL damage to their customer base tell the good people of HiSec who is paying them on a retainer. ( radiation from that atom bomb has long term fall-out amongst the care-bear community) Use this Weapon of Mass Destruction wisely, it may destroy the Alliance. Evil




Personally I would not use this WMD, because I am sure the good men of Arch will come to their senses and stop supping from the Devils cup. (Sue's last alliance learnt this the hard way.) IdeaArrowPirate





Choose the right path for your long term viability guys..............Straight

Go buy a mining permit, hell I'll sell you one.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Nitshe Razvedka
#402 - 2016-02-27 02:04:24 UTC
That's called a self inflicted wound, I was prepared to say nutin Lol

Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.

Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.

Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#403 - 2016-02-27 02:42:43 UTC
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
That's called a self inflicted wound, I was prepared to say nutin Lol

It's called a no nonsense operation for a reason, we are mercs we go where the money is , those that pay we support and aid, those that don't, well you get this just.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Nitshe Razvedka
#404 - 2016-02-27 03:04:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Nitshe Razvedka
Anya would get on my goat he was soooo yappy, but he did know strategy.

Don't drink the cool aide with Jim Jones ( not because I hate Codies ), you hold Uedrama to kill gankers on behalf of but-hurt hisec n null industrialists. No long term or big contract will come whilst you are blue with CODE.

When times are lean develop a passive income and content by taking Poco's. What do you think BAW are doing now, not sitting around painting their toe nails waiting for the next mar-di-gras ( or maybe they can multitask, they r girls).

The longer you associate with CODE the more your brand will diminish, and you will be left with fleas n all the good will Codies have built in Eve.

I like you guys too much to say nutin. Honest.Straight

Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.

Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.

Slate 183
Doomheim
#405 - 2016-02-27 16:56:38 UTC
What else can Archetype do? If they cant make enough isk from contracts, because people are smart and wont waste their isk on them, and they have to fund wars somehow.

They were in Uedama with What Squad, What Squad died so archetype runs back to Dodi. Now they think CODE have their backs so they are pretending to be tough guys again, others will catch on soon enough.

Archetype wont leave that station in Dodi without someone holding their hand.
Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#406 - 2016-02-27 17:21:03 UTC
Slate 183 wrote:
What else can Archetype do? If they cant make enough isk from contracts, because people are smart and wont waste their isk on them, and they have to fund wars somehow.

They were in Uedama with What Squad, What Squad died so archetype runs back to Dodi. Now they think CODE have their backs so they are pretending to be tough guys again, others will catch on soon enough.

Archetype wont leave that station in Dodi without someone holding their hand.


Anya/Quendisher alt, Stop crying please you have flooded the forums enough with your tears.
Tyyler DURden
Mordechai and Sons Distribution Co.
#407 - 2016-02-27 19:20:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Tyyler DURden
As there are plenty of code drivel threads currently running in the c&p subforum, lets make an attempt to keep that material where it belongs and not here in my adversary's advertisment thread.

So far there is not much to report regarding Archetype's war of aggresion against me. It seems to be pretty much business as usual for both sides. Archetype seems to be less intimidated by my constant presence in Uedama than I expected. This being only my second wardec in my eve career I wasnt sure what to expect.

Due to my lack of experience in these matters I consulted with some well known eve strategists, including the infamous forum tactician Dryson Benninton. Unfortunatley, although I do believe he thought he was talking Eve Online stratagies, I came under the realization that he was outlining a strategy to defeat Gannon in the original NES edition of The Legend of Zelda.
Our discussion got a bit weird after I tried to explain that Zelda tactics had no bearing in internet spaceships and that I had in fact already defeated Gannon 30 years ago as a fourth grader.

I am happy to report that a few members of Archetype have begun to meet the terms of their surrender that I outlined for them but they still have a long way to go.

All in all, though this wardec is still under 24 hours old, I have found this to be a thouroghly enjoyable experience and would have to recommend being wardeced by these guys to anyone.

That is all for now.

Tyyler DURden says "use soap"

Erin Davis
Sblo Panala Corporation
#408 - 2016-02-28 03:47:40 UTC
Tyyler DURden wrote:
As there are plenty of code drivel threads currently running in the c&p subforum, lets make an attempt to keep that material where it belongs and not here in my adversary's advertisment thread.

So far there is not much to report regarding Archetype's war of aggresion against me. It seems to be pretty much business as usual for both sides. Archetype seems to be less intimidated by my constant presence in Uedama than I expected. This being only my second wardec in my eve career I wasnt sure what to expect.

Due to my lack of experience in these matters I consulted with some well known eve strategists, including the infamous forum tactician Dryson Benninton. Unfortunatley, although I do believe he thought he was talking Eve Online stratagies, I came under the realization that he was outlining a strategy to defeat Gannon in the original NES edition of The Legend of Zelda.
Our discussion got a bit weird after I tried to explain that Zelda tactics had no bearing in internet spaceships and that I had in fact already defeated Gannon 30 years ago as a fourth grader.

I am happy to report that a few members of Archetype have begun to meet the terms of their surrender that I outlined for them but they still have a long way to go.

All in all, though this wardec is still under 24 hours old, I have found this to be a thouroghly enjoyable experience and would have to recommend being wardeced by these guys to anyone.

That is all for now.


I find street fighter has better bearing when it comes to eve. Click random buttons until something cool happens.
Kaely Tanniss
Black Lotus Society.
#409 - 2016-02-28 11:00:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Kaely Tanniss
Tyyler DURden wrote:
KB? Not even sure what your talking about, never registered a KB. On the other matter, rest assured, I clean my bum with water AND soap every Friday evening whether it needs it or not. Not quite sure what my personal hygiene has to do with anything, but I appreciate your concern.


I'm still waiting for you Tyler. Funny, for all the talk and nervous comedy..you're nowhere to be found. Roll

I do look forward to our time together. The long cruises through space, the twinkling of the stars..all for that moment of "BOOM". Don't disappoint me now. Blink

Oh..and btw..you don't need to register a kb..if the other party has registered their api..it shows regardless...though I suspect you enjoy playing dumb a bit too much. That is your game..is it not sweetheart? Blink

If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it..

Tyyler DURden
Mordechai and Sons Distribution Co.
#410 - 2016-02-28 17:01:48 UTC
Oh Kaely, despite the playful tone and terms of endearment, your posts are just a feminized version of the typical "big badass merc" posturing routine. Nowhere to be found? You seem to be implyng that I'm hiding from you when I'm not logged in or in the same system as you. By that logic you were hiding from me all yesterday morning. By golly, you were nowhere to be found.

Maybe you're starting to realize that I am not taking you, your alliance or your wardec seriously, and when I say you and yours, I mean exactly that Kaely, you... and yours, as in this is your wardec Kaely, isnt it? Its possible but highly unlikley that somebody took out a contract on me. The more probable scenario is that you instigated this because I've been trash talking your code buddies in local for a week. So what did you hope to gain? Is this some sort of object lesson? Did you think i would cower before you, beg for forgivness? There are only a few game mechanics CCP provided if you decide you dont care for somebodys comments in local, its amusing that you chose a wardec rather then going with the obvious, the block button.

There seems to be a recurring theme with these one sided merc wardecs where the defender is required to present themselves for destruction at the attackers behest.
I of the opinion that when a 70+ man corp wardecs a one man corp, the burden of action is upon them.
You're the elite hunter, so hunt me.
Please dont contradict yourself with the often used "you're not worth our time" response. I am also of the opinion that when you care enough to drop a wardec on someone, they most definitley are worth your time.

I have to take a second and be completely honest with you Kaely, I know this is eve online and we're all supposed to HTFU, but you wounded me Kaely, you really did. Nervous comedy? I'll have you know I havent been nervous since I asked Jessica Bradley to prom in the 11th grade. You hurt my feeling though Kaely, and no that isnt a typo, I have only one feeling and thats my sense of humor. Next thing you know you'll be on here attacking my moral.

Tyyler DURden says "use soap"

Kaely Tanniss
Black Lotus Society.
#411 - 2016-02-28 22:07:24 UTC
Tyyler DURden wrote:
Oh Kaely, despite the playful tone and terms of endearment, your posts are just a feminized version of the typical "big badass merc" posturing routine. Nowhere to be found? You seem to be implyng that I'm hiding from you when I'm not logged in or in the same system as you. By that logic you were hiding from me all yesterday morning. By golly, you were nowhere to be found.

Maybe you're starting to realize that I am not taking you, your alliance or your wardec seriously, and when I say you and yours, I mean exactly that Kaely, you... and yours, as in this is your wardec Kaely, isnt it? Its possible but highly unlikley that somebody took out a contract on me. The more probable scenario is that you instigated this because I've been trash talking your code buddies in local for a week. So what did you hope to gain? Is this some sort of object lesson? Did you think i would cower before you, beg for forgivness? There are only a few game mechanics CCP provided if you decide you dont care for somebodys comments in local, its amusing that you chose a wardec rather then going with the obvious, the block button.

There seems to be a recurring theme with these one sided merc wardecs where the defender is required to present themselves for destruction at the attackers behest.
I of the opinion that when a 70+ man corp wardecs a one man corp, the burden of action is upon them.
You're the elite hunter, so hunt me.
Please dont contradict yourself with the often used "you're not worth our time" response. I am also of the opinion that when you care enough to drop a wardec on someone, they most definitley are worth your time.

I have to take a second and be completely honest with you Kaely, I know this is eve online and we're all supposed to HTFU, but you wounded me Kaely, you really did. Nervous comedy? I'll have you know I havent been nervous since I asked Jessica Bradley to prom in the 11th grade. You hurt my feeling though Kaely, and no that isnt a typo, I have only one feeling and thats my sense of humor. Next thing you know you'll be on here attacking my moral.



Ofc you're worth the time..though you have log on don't you. This proves my point. Shocked

The lesson learned, if any, depends on you and your interpretation of said "lesson". Perhaps not fouling up local w/o the means to back up your words is one such lesson..but I digress. I don't seek 'forgiveness" from you in any form. You do what you like. What I do seek is a little testicular fortitude to go along with your words. If you don't have the means to back up your words..you should probably not be saying them. There are far too many passive aggressives in this game and they make up a large population of the "whiners". Don't get me wrong, it's not a personal thing. You seem like a nice guy and irl you probably are. But this is, after all, a spaceship violence game..and I am a merc...and as such, said violence has been directed in your direction atm.

Honestly, CODE doesn't need me to "back them up". They are quite capable of handling their business. I'm sorry you think that is what this is about. You are not as clueless and new as you like to make others believe. I find it rather ammusing tbh.

I would never attack your morals. After all, this is a game..and morals have no real place in a fantasy game about conflict and control. Any "morals" one claimes to have in this game are as fictitious as the game itself is. I'm sure I don't have to explain this to someone of your intellegence. I am sorry though that I have "hurt your feelings" . I was not aware you were such the "sensitive" type. Perhaps once this chapter of your eve experience is over, we can wave to eachother and smile as we pass through system. Blink

To a better future...

If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it..

Tyyler DURden
Mordechai and Sons Distribution Co.
#412 - 2016-02-29 00:01:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Tyyler DURden
Well I guess my dry sense of humor using feeling and moral in the singular sailed right over you head.
Considering your affiliations, you accusing anybody of fouling up local is definitely a pot and kettle moment.
How do you figure you've proven any point? Because we were not logged on at the same time? You're grasping at straws with that one. I was logged on most of Friday evening and Saturday and Sunday morning, undocked for 90% of the time. I will be again tonight. Sorry I opted out for Saturday evening, it was one of the rare occasions that Mrs. DURden and I could find a sitter for Tyyler Jr and we chose to have an evening out.

As for the "words" you think I need to back up, I trash talked a bunch of trash talkers. There were no grandiose claims of skill or PvP prowess. You won't find that in my posting history nor do you have screen shots or chatlogs of that kind of thing. Thanks for confirming my suspicions as to the reasons behind the wardec. You're right about one thing though, I may know more then I let on about game mechanics, and I know enough to understand the odds between winning and losing a fight. You can continue with the forum call outs but I'm not In the business of feeding mercs kills.

The odds are in your favor that if you maintain this wardec long enough you will catch me unawares and I will go BOOM, but if you're one of these who consider themselves tear gatherers you will be disappointed, the most you'll get out of me is a gf in local and probably some more of my pontificating nonsense. Untill that day I will wait for a moment when the odds are in my favor in which to strike and then crush your organization, driving my enemys before me and enjoying the lamentations of their women..... See, there I go again with the weird ****. Couldn't even get to the end of the post before I got carried away. Now that I think about it I might have to revise the surrender terms I set forth for you guys and add lamentations of women.

See you soon!!

Tyyler DURden says "use soap"

Dom Arkaral
Bannheim
Cuttlefish Collective
#413 - 2016-02-29 01:19:05 UTC
Tyyler DURden wrote:
Oh Kaely, despite the playful tone and terms of endearment, your posts are just a feminized version of the typical "big badass merc" posturing routine. Nowhere to be found? You seem to be implyng that I'm hiding from you when I'm not logged in or in the same system as you. By that logic you were hiding from me all yesterday morning. By golly, you were nowhere to be found.

Maybe you're starting to realize that I am not taking you, your alliance or your wardec seriously, and when I say you and yours, I mean exactly that Kaely, you... and yours, as in this is your wardec Kaely, isnt it? Its possible but highly unlikley that somebody took out a contract on me. The more probable scenario is that you instigated this because I've been trash talking your code buddies in local for a week. So what did you hope to gain? Is this some sort of object lesson? Did you think i would cower before you, beg for forgivness? There are only a few game mechanics CCP provided if you decide you dont care for somebodys comments in local, its amusing that you chose a wardec rather then going with the obvious, the block button.

There seems to be a recurring theme with these one sided merc wardecs where the defender is required to present themselves for destruction at the attackers behest.
I of the opinion that when a 70+ man corp wardecs a one man corp, the burden of action is upon them.
You're the elite hunter, so hunt me.
Please dont contradict yourself with the often used "you're not worth our time" response. I am also of the opinion that when you care enough to drop a wardec on someone, they most definitley are worth your time.

I have to take a second and be completely honest with you Kaely, I know this is eve online and we're all supposed to HTFU, but you wounded me Kaely, you really did. Nervous comedy? I'll have you know I havent been nervous since I asked Jessica Bradley to prom in the 11th grade. You hurt my feeling though Kaely, and no that isnt a typo, I have only one feeling and thats my sense of humor. Next thing you know you'll be on here attacking my moral.


Tl;dr

Salt, lot's of it :D

Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester.

Broadcast 4 Reps -- YOU ARE NOT ALONE, EVER

Instigator of the First ISD Thunderdome

CCL Loyalist

Tyyler DURden
Mordechai and Sons Distribution Co.
#414 - 2016-02-29 01:38:36 UTC
Dom, the next intelligent thing you post will be the first.

Tyyler DURden says "use soap"

Dom Arkaral
Bannheim
Cuttlefish Collective
#415 - 2016-02-29 01:41:41 UTC
Tyyler DURden wrote:
Dom, the next intelligent thing you post will be the first.

oh, you ARE salty..
stop putting dirt over my allies' thread.
tia Lol

Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester.

Broadcast 4 Reps -- YOU ARE NOT ALONE, EVER

Instigator of the First ISD Thunderdome

CCL Loyalist

Kaely Tanniss
Black Lotus Society.
#416 - 2016-02-29 02:34:22 UTC
Tyyler DURden wrote:
Well I guess my dry sense of humor using feeling and moral in the singular sailed right over you head.
Considering your affiliations, you accusing anybody of fouling up local is definitely a pot and kettle moment.
How do you figure you've proven any point? Because we were not logged on at the same time? You're grasping at straws with that one. I was logged on most of Friday evening and Saturday and Sunday morning, undocked for 90% of the time. I will be again tonight. Sorry I opted out for Saturday evening, it was one of the rare occasions that Mrs. DURden and I could find a sitter for Tyyler Jr and we chose to have an evening out.

As for the "words" you think I need to back up, I trash talked a bunch of trash talkers. There were no grandiose claims of skill or PvP prowess. You won't find that in my posting history nor do you have screen shots or chatlogs of that kind of thing. Thanks for confirming my suspicions as to the reasons behind the wardec. You're right about one thing though, I may know more then I let on about game mechanics, and I know enough to understand the odds between winning and losing a fight. You can continue with the forum call outs but I'm not In the business of feeding mercs kills.

The odds are in your favor that if you maintain this wardec long enough you will catch me unawares and I will go BOOM, but if you're one of these who consider themselves tear gatherers you will be disappointed, the most you'll get out of me is a gf in local and probably some more of my pontificating nonsense. Untill that day I will wait for a moment when the odds are in my favor in which to strike and then crush your organization, driving my enemys before me and enjoying the lamentations of their women..... See, there I go again with the weird ****. Couldn't even get to the end of the post before I got carried away. Now that I think about it I might have to revise the surrender terms I set forth for you guys and add lamentations of women.

See you soon!!


I'd be quite happy to get a gf. In fact, I prefer it over tears. It shows character and understanding of the difference between a game and reality.

I can guarantee you my alliance will not surrender. It's good to have dreams though. Best of luck..I mean it. Smile

If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it..

Jerry T Pepridge
Meta Game Analysis and Investment INC.
#417 - 2016-02-29 04:08:18 UTC
can we get a TL:DR of this most recent pissing contest?

on topic

Sega mega drives 1377 corp name is the best one in this alliance.

@JerryTPepridge

Slate 183
Doomheim
#418 - 2016-02-29 14:04:16 UTC
I hear Archetype is looking for an alliance logo, not that it will matter in a few weeks.

My suggestion is the undock button, as it's what 90% of your alliance spends all day looking at or maybe a screenshot of the Dodi station, I'm sure you have lots of different angles to pick from and your members can vote on the one they prefer.

waste your isk and Hire CODE... umm i mean Archetype (same thing) today, they wont be around tomorrow.Big smile
Dom Arkaral
Bannheim
Cuttlefish Collective
#419 - 2016-02-29 15:38:31 UTC
Slate 183 wrote:
I hear Archetype is looking for an alliance logo, not that it will matter in a few weeks.

My suggestion is the undock button, as it's what 90% of your alliance spends all day looking at or maybe a screenshot of the Dodi station, I'm sure you have lots of different angles to pick from and your members can vote on the one they prefer.

waste your isk and Hire CODE... umm i mean Archetype (same thing) today, they wont be around tomorrow.Big smile

Someone's salty Lol

Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester.

Broadcast 4 Reps -- YOU ARE NOT ALONE, EVER

Instigator of the First ISD Thunderdome

CCL Loyalist

Slate 183
Doomheim
#420 - 2016-02-29 15:48:19 UTC
Dom Arkaral wrote:

Someone's salty Lol


Aww did Archetype hire you to hold their hands on the forums? or do you just like the taste of Archetype in the back of your mouth?

probably both, Dom likes his daily fee of spunk for forum protection, extra salty. Lol