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A bumper ganking Corp

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John E Normus
New Order Logistics
CODE.
#21 - 2016-02-17 00:52:42 UTC
Ozzie Udan wrote:
In my last post the idea came up of calling concord to gank areas with alts, well so far I have 3 people up for this and me.

That's 12 concord ship to a gank area each time we attack a bump ship with the 4 of us, if I understand concord deployment right


How about:

Doesn't know how CONCORD works Inc.

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admiral root
Red Galaxy
#22 - 2016-02-17 03:54:43 UTC
John E Normus wrote:
How about:

Doesn't know how CONCORD works Inc.


Ima Wreckyou wrote:
how about this names:

Toras Special Idea Club
Sideline Spectators
Please Loyal Dunk Another Freighter On My Face Inc.
DrisonBennington Technology Center
Obsolete After 10 Minutes
Worse Than EFT Warriors Theory Crafting Team


Why not combine all of the above and just call it Carebears?

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Jagd Wilde
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#23 - 2016-02-17 04:02:57 UTC
So. OP thinks hitting an active bumping Mach is gonna be like hitting one afk on a gate.
If you do manage to land close enough to even lock and fire on an actively piloted Mach, and you pull concord to the site...
you die and the Mach continues to move the target away from your concord spawn.

If you cannot kill the Mach, your actions will be futile.
At least you are actively playing the game, Kudos there.

Suggested name:

'Foxbolt's Can't Hit Sh1t Corp'

Ticker:

'FTARD'


Every alt I own has a red safety, this has brought my friends much laughter.
Ozzie Udan
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#24 - 2016-02-17 06:59:03 UTC
Jagd Wilde wrote:
So. OP thinks hitting an active bumping Mach is gonna be like hitting one afk on a gate.
If you do manage to land close enough to even lock and fire on an actively piloted Mach, and you pull concord to the site...
you die and the Mach continues to move the target away from your concord spawn.

If you cannot kill the Mach, your actions will be futile.
At least you are actively playing the game, Kudos there.

Suggested name:

'Foxbolt's Can't Hit Sh1t Corp'

Ticker:

'FTARD'





Almost right, plan is to get timing spot on, you can tell when somethings about to happen, gate guns out of range, the bumper changes his bumping style to make sure he keeps target, non criminal code lackeys turn up. Other things change too, you get a feeling for it.

So this is the point we attack with scrams, webs and any guns, just before their long range grid loading spot just before gank.

It would give the freighter one last chance to warp or would put gank off all together or others could join in on the bumper gank if they feel inclined

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Ozzie Udan
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#25 - 2016-02-17 07:20:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Ozzie Udan
I'd like to add, other pilot skills with in eve don't always have a lot of use in ag, just as low sec gate camping has nothing to do with cap fleet battles but they all need some skill and understanding, even ganking needs high levels of skill and planning from their FC

That's the fun thing with eve, hundreds of mini games in one place, it's not just pvp game and as players we have to work out how to play these mini games, or you can sit there and ship spin which is fun too

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Nofear Alt
Forum Alts Anonymous
#26 - 2016-02-17 08:05:02 UTC
Jerry T Pepridge wrote:


for my time it would be tears > all, so whoever generates the most would be my prize

do ganker tears taste better? or butthurt roleplay couriers who enjoy slowboating freighters for 250k isk a jump

*shrug*

great work tho OP, content creators are rare.


Well tears are nice, especially CODE tears, but tears don't pay the bills ;-)

I think ultimately there has to be more reward than just tears for AG to put more ships on grid

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Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#27 - 2016-02-17 12:58:02 UTC
Ooooo, name games!!!

Ahem.


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Dom Arkaral
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#28 - 2016-02-17 13:04:35 UTC
Mike Adoulin wrote:


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I'll take this one Twisted

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FloppieTheBanjoClown
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#29 - 2016-02-17 17:46:28 UTC
Jerry T Pepridge wrote:
how is that any worse than ganking freighters except you lose isk

you may as well be ganking freighters, i get the whole "want to be good thing" - but ye... :p

Barbecue Milkshake is a cracker of a name though


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Ozzie Udan
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#30 - 2016-02-18 07:38:46 UTC
This post was really all about names and I see some of you are good at it, I'm sure you are all just jesting.


I see the Pinocchio squad are up to there tricks on minerbumbing (not sure who called James Pinocchio but it's fitting and made me laugh)

Shame their top stories are so old, maybe they are in short supply and showing Goons with multiple mining permits what's that all about

So thxs for all the names, going to pick one soon, sure I'll need some of the others as time goes on,

Might give a prize to the person who provided the name, let me think on that

Remember make an alt and join me to gank bumpers or even gank Mr Wolf Sopranos silly T3 he likes to bring to the gank, anything to shut his dribble up, silly bot

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Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#31 - 2016-02-18 08:41:41 UTC
Ozzie Udan wrote:
This post was really all about names and I see some of you are good at it, I'm sure you are all just jesting.


I see the Pinocchio squad are up to there tricks on minerbumbing (not sure who called James Pinocchio but it's fitting and made me laugh)

Shame their top stories are so old, maybe they are in short supply and showing Goons with multiple mining permits what's that all about

So thxs for all the names, going to pick one soon, sure I'll need some of the others as time goes on,

Might give a prize to the person who provided the name, let me think on that

Remember make an alt and join me to gank bumpers or even gank Mr Wolf Sopranos silly T3 he likes to bring to the gank, anything to shut his dribble up, silly bot

Mine isn't in the lead?

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Siegfried Cohenberg
Cohenberg's Ethical Hauling
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#32 - 2016-02-18 11:03:49 UTC
You know what Ozzie you're on to something here. Those bumper guys are really putting the hurt on haulers these days. Where do I sign up for this here bumper ganking corp? I assure you that I'm highly skilled at ganking.
Ozzie Udan
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#33 - 2016-02-18 11:27:07 UTC
Siegfried Cohenberg wrote:
You know what Ozzie you're on to something here. Those bumper guys are really putting the hurt on haulers these days. Where do I sign up for this here bumper ganking corp? I assure you that I'm highly skilled at ganking.


It will be great to have you, I'll make a special place for someone of your status to stand,


Do you have any special needs or special dietary requirements

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#34 - 2016-02-18 18:29:35 UTC
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I've cleaned up a bunch of garbage in this thread that mostly stemmed from one inappropriate post.

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Nitshe Razvedka
#35 - 2016-02-18 19:40:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Nitshe Razvedka
admiral root wrote:
John E Normus wrote:
How about:

Doesn't know how CONCORD works Inc.


Ima Wreckyou wrote:
how about this names:

Toras Special Idea Club
Sideline Spectators
Please Loyal Dunk Another Freighter On My Face Inc.
DrisonBennington Technology Center
Obsolete After 10 Minutes
Worse Than EFT Warriors Theory Crafting Team


Why not combine all of the above and just call it Carebears?


Admirable root. What? ....wit.

Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.

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Nitshe Razvedka
#36 - 2016-02-19 01:35:59 UTC
Weather very fickle this week, could have sworn it was bucketing codie tears yesterday, or was it my fertile imagination?Blink

Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.

Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.
Desire Eginald
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#37 - 2016-02-19 11:30:31 UTC
Nitshe Razvedka wrote:
Weather very fickle this week, could have sworn it was bucketing codie tears yesterday, or was it my fertile imagination?Blink



i see ISD cleaned up a bunch of garbage , shame i missed that


Nitshe has a point i think , code replies in this post seem unlike there usual selfies

Op hit a nerve maybe , in that case add me to your list of gankers, what have we to loses
Nalia White
Tencus
#38 - 2016-02-19 12:33:14 UTC
Ginnie wrote:
Bump it Up!


Bump up the volume!

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Jesse Sin
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2016-02-19 15:00:36 UTC
Well this could be fun when things are slow in null.

I can bring this toon if/when you get a group together OP.
StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
#40 - 2016-02-19 15:10:59 UTC
You should name it No Escorts Needed. Ticker NEN. Content is content. Though i don't agree with AG helping freighters without escorts and taking the necessary steps to prevent a gank from happening in the first place it woul dseem some are having the fun they desire. The greed of some people is astonishing. Promoting bot aspirant behavior is what AG does, and i cant stand behind such actions. I'm willing to bet the freighters that have made it (if any) haven't even offered to pay for the services rendered.

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