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Assisting wars for free. Taking out "mercs" for fun.

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HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#1 - 2016-02-10 13:38:12 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
Don't get scammed by "mercs". Accept my assistance free of charge. I have dps and much support.

I want targets, they want your isk.

My killboard stats speak for themselves. Will you be the war I assist where I get my 13000th kill?

Other people want isk, I got plenty. I just want targets.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#2 - 2016-02-10 13:52:14 UTC
I am forced to admit, he is usually good at what he is doing.

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#3 - 2016-02-10 13:59:41 UTC
Starrakatt wrote:
I am forced to admit, he is usually good at what he is doing.
hehe, you troll Twisted

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
NightmareX
Pandemic Horde High Sec Division
#4 - 2016-02-10 15:06:38 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Starrakatt wrote:
I am forced to admit, he is usually good at what he is doing.
hehe, you troll Twisted

Hehe, you guys are like this Lol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMEe7JqBgvg

Here is a list of my current EVE / PVP videos:

1: Asteroid Madness

2: Clash of the Empires

3: Suddenly Spaceships fighting in Tama
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#5 - 2016-02-10 16:45:56 UTC
I don't usually click links here nightmare. I want to have nothing to do with tora bushido. He perpetuates lies and slanders me often. I am role playing, there is a difference. He has called me crazy/drug addict etc. I have no time for his BS as that's all it is.
He's jeaulous that when people think of marmite they associate it with me.
I get mails asking me why I'm not leading the alliance anymore. I just laugh.

Have a nice day.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#6 - 2016-02-10 19:37:34 UTC
It would seem I got a mail this morning from a war I offered to assist last night. The guy seems nice. The target is mongs marauders. I've had a conversation with mongy a time or two. I think he thinks he's better than me. We shall see.

If you need DPS, ecm, logistics, or boosts(all t2 maxed) to help you in your war, let me know. Swiss Army knives have nothing on me when it comes to versatility. Have a great day folks.Big smile

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Amber Thetawaves
Mong's Marauders
#7 - 2016-02-10 23:04:03 UTC
*pulls up a chair*

this is gonna be good
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#8 - 2016-02-11 11:53:29 UTC
I was doing a computer transplant last night, why on wasn't on hunting. The rosewill Blackhawk ultra case is humongous. I thought I got a fridge in the mail ffs. Such beautiful red fan motif and there's friggin 8 of them. At least I know that if I become homeless, I'll just crawl into my computer case. My Titan x will keep me warm I'm sure. The cable management and the ability for a second psu sold me. So now I have an 860W psu for my Titan x and a 1300W for everything else...can't wait to see the electricity bill lol.
Got 4 hrs sleep because of it zzzzzz, too many tea breaks.

Have a nice day folks. And mail me today about any assists necessary. My boosts would be a boon to any operation. As well, my expertise at pvp and Eve in-general are peerless.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#9 - 2016-02-11 12:52:50 UTC
Amber Thetawaves wrote:
*pulls up a chair*

this is gonna be good




SHhhhhhhhh.

He's hunting you and you don't even know it!!!

Soon, you'll be lured into his cunning trap on the Amarr undock.

It will involve........penguins.

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#10 - 2016-02-11 12:53:15 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
He perpetuates lies and slanders me often.




Let's be fair, that's not really so far off how you acted before your reformation.




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I am role playing, there is a difference.




"Officer, officer, it's ok! Don't worry about the dead body, I'm not a murderer! I'm just roleplaying one!" Big smile

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#11 - 2016-02-11 13:17:23 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
You follow me like you're a crack-addict and I got the best rock in town. Your silly chopping up of my posts looks idiotic on you. Can you collect my corpse and f$&k off? I'll get in an empty clone and self destruct. Then you will have your momentous trophy and maybe you will lose this irrational and somewhat strange urge to stalk me continuously.

Have a nice dayBig smile

As for the rest of you, read my new forum signature. It brings me solace even though I am not an alcoholic. I accept the things I cannot change and I have courage to change the things I can. Peace be unto you.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#12 - 2016-02-11 13:28:13 UTC

Are you roleplaying a metaphorical drug dealer now, Holey? Such range - I am impressed (genuinely!) Big smile


HoleySheet1 wrote:
You follow me like you're a crack-addict and I got the best rock in town.




Replying point by point is hardly silly What?


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Your silly chopping up of my posts looks idiotic on you




That's not what I want at all - I would like a genuine corpse, felled in a genuine battle Idea


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Can you collect my corpse and f$&k off? I'll get in an empty clone and self destruct. Then you will have your momentous trophy



These are the EVE Online forums, to which both I and you have access to, thanks to our status as paying customers - I will post wherever I choose, and in whatever style I choose (adhering to the forum rules, of course). These are not, sadly, the HoleySheet1 Forums. What we would pay to have access to those, though! Smile

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maybe you will lose this irrational and somewhat strange urge to stalk me continuously.




You too!


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Have a nice dayBig smile

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#13 - 2016-02-11 13:30:20 UTC
Sorry, forgot about this one:



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He perpetuates lies and slanders me often



Holey, we've talked about the difference between libel and slander before, haven't we?! I guess you have had a busy week so far so I guess we can overlook it this one time :D

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#14 - 2016-02-11 13:36:54 UTC
Thanks for the bumps and liking your own posts with an alt. I've had fans before, but you take the cake.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#15 - 2016-02-11 14:29:12 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Thanks for the bumps and liking your own posts with an alt.



The bitter words of someone with a paltry number of likes Lol


...and you're welcome.

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#16 - 2016-02-11 16:01:25 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
I'll get in an empty clone and self destruct. Then you will have your momentous trophy and maybe you will lose this irrational and somewhat strange urge to stalk me continuously.
Contract your own corpse for 200m, have him as a new (happy) customer, make a profit.

You win EVE.

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#17 - 2016-02-11 16:27:43 UTC
Starrakatt wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
I'll get in an empty clone and self destruct. Then you will have your momentous trophy and maybe you will lose this irrational and somewhat strange urge to stalk me continuously.
Contract your own corpse for 200m, have him as a new (happy) customer, make a profit.

You win EVE.



I accept HollyShit corpses from anyone but the person in question (or his alts) Big smileBig smileBig smile

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#18 - 2016-02-11 16:35:10 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
I hope your dream comes true one day. I think the last time I lost a ship legitimately, it took about 12 vendetta and marmite mix. They showed fear and used bling battleships. They got my ship...barely, but pod no.

A more recent loss was a server error or some such claiming I shot efa station. No pod there either. I think you need to raise the bounty if you want my remains.

Sorry Starry, I don't keep my corpses. And uh....I've been winning eve since November 2007...

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#19 - 2016-02-11 16:47:24 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Sorry Starry, I don't keep my corpses.
I keep mine, why don't you! Damn, once thawed, they keep me warm at night, and imagine what you could do with yourselves when the wife isn't home.

Screw that, even with her, you get to have threesome or quadsomes or HowManyEverSomes and you don't even have to share!

Telling you, you've been missing on stuff bud.

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#20 - 2016-02-11 19:49:30 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
Starrakatt wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Sorry Starry, I don't keep my corpses.
I keep mine, why don't you! Damn, once thawed, they keep me warm at night, and imagine what you could do with yourselves when the wife isn't home.

Screw that, even with her, you get to have threesome or quadsomes or HowManyEverSomes and you don't even have to share!

Telling you, you've been missing on stuff bud.


I said I didn't collect MY corpses. In regards to that I could have a wild orgy with the hundreds of corpses I keep...for some reason.


Rebuilt computer last night, took 3 hours. Check the specs of the rosewill Blackhawk ultra super case. If I ever become homeless I will have a spacious place to stay, and the liquid cooling bracket for my GeForce Titan x arrived today. Stupid work.
I will be hunting targets tonight...hopefully.

I will assist with boosts, ecm, logi and dps. Contact me todayBig smile

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
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